Surprisingly enough it was a relatively quiet Saturday morning for the Avengers. Everyone was gathered around the kitchen table and eating their breakfasts comfortably. Tony was only on his fourth cup of coffee and stealing toast from Steve's third plate, Natasha was stabbing Clint every time he tried to steal her bacon with a fork, and Bruce had some Indian breakfast and tea. The silence was shattered however when Thor walked in.

"Shield brothers, what is this amusement park of which the newspaper speaks of?" Thor boomed as he pointed to the newspaper article boasting about the newest rollercoaster.

"An amusement park is where there are rides and games in one place. You'd probably like it, as long as you didn't break anything." Bruce supplied while drinking his tea.

Tony looked up from his tablet and blinked, "Since when does Stark Tower get an actual newspaper delivered?"

Steve coughed, "Jarvis helped me place a subscription; it's nice to read physical copies. Not that the tablet you gave me isn't nice." He said, attempting to mollify Tony. Tony shrugged,

"Suit yourself. Man I can't remember the last time I've been to an amusement park. Jarvis, have I ever even been to one?"

"It would appear you have been sir, as it is on the list of places you have been kicked out of." Jarvis responded. Tony frowned trying to think and waved his hand.

"Ah yes, that was when Rhodey and I snuck away. He went to the bathroom and I got bored waiting so I tinkered with the spinning teacups to actually make them fun. Instead of thanks, I got kicked out without even a cotton candy. Also who made the list of places I got kicked out of? Was it Pepper? I bet it was Pepper. She's so mean to me." he whined to the table, from which he received no sympathy. He frowned and decided to drink another cup of coffee rather than whine about how they only were allowed to live in the Stark Tower to listen to him whine. Jarvis did not put up with his whining and it was refreshing to have a new audience other than the bots. Steve looked at him with an eyebrow raised,

"You get kicked out of enough places to have a list?" Tony coughed,

"Sorry about that boy scout, I get bored. Are we doing this then?" Natasha raised an eyebrow,

"Killed a guy in bumper cars once. Might be nice going while not on a mission." Clint looked at her in admiration and nodded,

"Prepare to be slaughtered in arcade games." Bruce looked hesitant,

"I don't know if all the stimulation would be good for…the other guy." Tony fixed him with a look,

"Come on you need to go. Who else will I discuss the science of all the rollercoasters, and scheme to build better ones with? Team bonding experience, fun stuff." Clint laughed and clapped Bruce on the shoulder,

"Besides if you hulk out we can use that so we're the first in line. The other guy will love it." Natasha smacked the back of Clint's head while Bruce rolled his eyes,

"Glad to know I can be of such service to you all. But yeah I'm in." Tony was actually excited about this plan, as it meant he could avoid Fury and Pepper under the guise of team building.

"So Thor you want to go?" he asked practically bouncing in his seat.

"I would like to go. Tell me, is anyone allowed at these amusement parks? My Jane seems to be at a conference this week and I would like some company as well." Clint finally gave up on stealing Natasha's huge bacon stash and nodded,

"Yeah pretty much. You didn't have anything like this on Asgard? No festivals? I bet you didn't need any rides what with Loki being one." he said, resulting in getting kicked by Natasha and receiving a glare from Thor, which was easily remedied by a pop tart.

"So what do you say Steve? Want to go? You'll have to see the rides they have now a days Capsicle." Tony chuckled while Steve stiffened but gave his consent even if he looked unbearably sad.

Maybe he is just nervous about the new amusement parks of the future? Tony thought as he arranged for Happy to pick them all up.