"NOOOO! Stop doing those stuff! It's scary!"

The blonde screamed at the Kazekage at the top of his lungs, sending his saliva everywhere just after the redhead glared at him intensely, which according to him, was the nicest look he can give. Gaara sighed in defeat, slumping at his chair and boredly stared at the ranting jinchuuriki.

'How did this happen again?' He pondered and remembered that they were arguing on how the young leader treat the people from now on, since he recently became the village's leader. How Naruto got inside the room was a big mystery for Gaara. A pair of hands that slammed down the table surprised him out of his wits, but he somehow managed to maintain his bored expression.

"OI! Are you listening?"

"There's no need to yell, I'm not deaf, you idiot."

He glowered at him, further aggravating the frustrated Naruto.

"Argh! There you are again, glaring at people! You need to stop that!"

"It's fun to scare people-"

"No, that's not what 'fun' really means, stupid."

The moron-I mean Naruto- scolded him, much like what Shikamaru's mother would do to his father everytime he forgets to come home early from a mission. Gaara sunk lower in his seat, not really giving a fuck about what Naruto is saying.

"Well then, what does 'fun' mean?"

The blonde grinned from ear to ear, slightly scaring the redhead.

"Let me spell it for you! F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me! N is for anywhere and anytime at all, up here in the hidden leaf!"

He sang with a giddy voice, annoying the hell out of the leader. For the first time, he regretted having shukaku taken away from him. If the demon was still inside him, Naruto would be dead meat by now. His mouth was agape, staring at the future Hokage in utter irritation and puzzlement.

"WHAT. THE. FCK."

"It's your turn, Gaara!"

Thinking that it was also for the good of his village, he followed his mentor's instructions. He sighed before singing in a low, monotone voice.

"F is for Fckers who murder each other, U is for Uranium, BUMS! N IS FOR NO SURVIVORS WHEN YOU-"

"Gaara! That's not what fun is all about! *whispers* And also, some of the readers are minors, so choose your words wisely."

The redhead crossed his arms and rolled his eyes. Thankfully, Naruto finally did something right; he stopped Gaara from getting too excited. His usual cheerful smile and energy returned once again.

"Now, do it like this! F is for friends who do stuff to-"

"Never, that's completely idiotic!"

He retorted, cutting off the energetic shinobi. However, Naruto is too determined for that.

"Here, let me help you! F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for U and me! Try it!"

"N is for anywhere and anytime at all, up here in the hidden leaf!"

He had no idea why, but his spirits seemed to lift up and his mouth curve slightly upwards.

"Wait... I don't understand this... I feel all tingly inside.. Should we stop?"

"No! That's you're supposed to feel!"

Naruto chuckled at his silliness, understanding that it was Gaara's first time to do this kind of stuff. The Kazekage's face lit up.

"Well I like it! Let's do it again!"

And so, the two sang along once again with giddy voices.

"F is for frolick through all the flowers, U is for ukelele! N is for-"

"Ga... ara?"

The two was abruptly stopped by a female voice and as they turned their heads, they saw a confused Temari and a snickering Kankuro, trying to stifle his laughter.

"...I can explain."