Disclaimer: All the characters herein were created by Joss Whedon or other people at Mutant Enemy. However, it also contains references to a pop group (created by their parents), a Marvel character (created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby), and a pair of British puppets (I've no idea who created them). The whole story's initial premise came from a line by Harvey Kurtzman. The events with Fray take place immediately after the Fray story in the Tales Of The Slayers graphic novel

THE HISTORY LESSON

Chapter One - 2001 AD

Xander was back in his parents' basement again. He didn't relish being there, but Willow had told him it was either that or his apartment, and he couldn't risk Anya walking in on them and discovering what they were up to.

Willow, sat there facing him. She took some vials from her bag.

"Do we both really have to be naked for this?" asked Xander.

Willow smiled. "Don't say a word, you could break the spell."

She then proceeded to cast the contents of the vials onto the septagram that she'd chalked on the floor between them. As the contents of the vials mixed together and bright orange smoke filled the air, she opened her mouth to start the incantation, and then, against her will, burst into song. That had been happening a lot that day.