A/N: Well…

Here's something I just came up with.

I hope it doesn't totally suck.

Here are the ten rules that Erza lives by.

ERZA'S TEN RULES FOR LIFE:

1) No amount of luggage is too much.

2) Nakama do NOT fight. And they most certainly do NOT call each other names based on the shapes of their eyes.

3) Knocking Natsu out while he's being motion-sick on a train is perfectly reasonable.

4) Cat costumes are normal parts of life and are to be enjoyed as frequently as possible.

5) Listen to what I say or face the wrath of Heaven's Wheel.

6) Singing and acting are two of my many talents. You will appreciate them.

7) Insulting Fairy Tail in my presence may result in your imminent death.

8) Saying that my armor is revealing is equivalent to a death wish.

9) Wanting to shower with my male guildmates is perfectly normal.

10) Thou shall not touch my strawberry cake under any circumstances, no matter how dire.

A/N: Me: Well, what did you think?

Erza: *Pulls out large sword*

Me: You could have just said you didn't like it! *Prays and sweats profusely*

Erza: No, not that. You have reminded me that Natsu ate my cake earlier and must die.

Me: Oh… Okay. Phew.

Erza: Thank you for reminding me of this! *Crushes Queen in hug*

Me: Oww… Erza… You're welcome… but… you're… wearing… armor!

Erza: My apologies.

Me: Don't worry about it.

R&R? Or Erza will come after you…

But seriously, please tell me whether it's stupid or not.

I'm also considering continuing with Lucy, Natsu, Elfman, etc. Please tell me what you think about that.

-Queen of Narnia49