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This is a long chapter, I hope enjoy!
Claire logged on, Shane logged on, Michael logged on, and Eve logged on
Ivy has joined face book
Eve: I got a friend request
Claire and Ivy are now friends
Eve: -.- Just stole my friend
Shane: You are?
Ivy: None of your damn business
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Michael: Who are you?
Ivy: I'm Ivy. I created this Facebook/ chat room thing.
Eve: We're on like TV?
Ivy: *face palm* No Eve…..
Claire: Cool I guess
Shane: Weirdo
Ivy: -.-
Shane has been disconnected
Claire: WASN'T ME!
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Michael: Ivy? Oh! She's new to Morganville. My distant cousin.
Shane reconnected
Shane:…
Ivy; How's your man hood? *smirking*
Claire:?
Eve: Ewe
Shane: You're evil
Ivy: ^-^ And proud of it!
Michael: My family just got weirder.
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Ivy: Anyway I promised my readers answers…so here we go!
Phoebe L has logged on
Phoebe L: I already had a Facebook
Ivy: -.- Lucky! So what are your questions?
Phoebe L: Oh yeah! Claire do you like Myrnin?
Claire: Maybe a little but I love Shane
Ivy: Do you regret it? Loving Shane?
Claire: No…
Ivy:…
Shane: Why do you hate me?
Eve: Because she does!
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Michael: Clam down people!
Ivy: Sorry Phoebe please continued with your questions if you have any.
Phoebe L: Claire what do you do all day at the lab?
Claire: Work. Clean. Feed spiders I just want dead.
Everyone:…
Phoebe L: Okay next question. Hehe, Shane how many girls have you slept with?
Shane: A lot…
Eve: Mostly every girl in town
Michael: Even you, Eve?
Eve: **** NO!
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Ivy: XD
Claire:…
Phoebe L: Okay let's continue. Shane how many girl have you dated?
Shane: 15 I think
Ivy: * snickers* Yeah just don't hesitate, your girlfriend isn't on p=or anything
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Ivy: Screw you people who dislike it! It was a fact! *sighs*
Claire:…
Phoebe L: Which girl was the best? Including Claire.
Shane: That's hard
Ivy: That's what she said! XD
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Eve: Lol
Michael: Oh god
Claire: I can't believe you Shane…..
Shane: Claire…
Phoebe: Snap Shane. You're in deep shit. I wish you luck. I have to go!
Phoebe logged off
Claire: * Text Ivy*
Ivy: * looks like a kid on Christmas* It would be a honor.
Shane has been disconnected again
Myrnin has joined Facebook
Ivy: *sends friend request
Myrnin: Hello everyone. Who is this?
Myrnin and Ivy are now friends
Ivy: ^-^ Yay!
Myrnin: Who may you be?
Ivy: Ivy Lopez! Michael's cousin.
Eve: And my friend!
Michael: Dammit, I have to go to work.
Michael logged off
Eve: -.- Love you too
Claire: Hey Myrnin.
Ivy: * face palm* I have more reviewers. Come on now!
Amy logged on
Amelie logged on
Everyone but Amy and Myrnin: 0.o Amelie has a Facebook?
Eve: Say what now?
Myrnin: What?
Ivy: It's hopeless Eve
Amelie: Indeed I do
Amy: * flirts with Myrnin* so you come here often?
Eve: That line is so old
Claire:….
Ivy; Awkward?
Myrnin: This is my first time in, Miss….
Amy: * dreamy voice* Amy, my name is Amy
Ivy: This just got weird
Amy has been disconnected
Ivy: 0.o anyone on? Hello?
Myrnin: Me!
Ivy: -.- of course you are
Myrnin: Why such a face?
Ivy: Shane Collins is very irritating
Myrnin: Want to talk about it? I have tea
Ivy: Some other time
Myrnin: Okay! ^-^
Lucy Hathaway has joined face book
Ivy:…. Welcome to Earth!
Myrnin:? I thought we were on that plant still
Lucy Hathaway: I LOVE YOU MYRNIN!
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Ivy: 0.o a fan girl? HIDE! Jk jK lol
Myrnin: ?
Amy reconnected
Amelie has logged off
Claire: I missed a lot didn't I?
Ivy: CAT FIGHT! CAT FIGHT!
Amy: What are you talking about? * Reads above* Oh hell nah! * Hits Lucy* I LOVE HIM MORE!
Myrnin: …..
Lucy Hathaway: * punches Amy* STAY AWAY FROM MY MYRNIN!
Amy: ***** PLEASE! HE WOULDN'T WANT YOU!
*Amy and Lucy fight*
Myrnin; What's going on? I'm scared.
Ivy: It's okay. Claire I need your help.
Claire: With?
Ivy: *Text Claire*
Claire: OKAY!
Amy and Lucy have been disconnected and logged off
Myrnin: I'm all alone
Claire: back!
Myrnin: Were where you?
Ivy: Disconnected Amy and Lucy and logged them off
Eve: That was awesome!
Ivy: Were the **** did you come from!
Myrnin: * chuckles*
Claire: Like a ninja!
Eve: hell yeah Claire!
Eve logged off
Myrnin: What does this button do? *clicks button*
Myrnin logged off
Ivy: Apparently it logs you off
Claire: Yup it does! I got to go!
Claire logged off
Ivy: Then there was one
Ivy logged off
(A/n) My longest chapters for any story like this. I hope you enjoyed! Please review and keep in mind that it is the reviewers questions that made this chapter so long. Thanks to:
DayBreakAlchemist: Phoebe L
Evanescence-in-Constantinople: Amy
MorganvilleRoza: Lucy Hathaway
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