A/n:Heck yeah. I just felt like posting a little bit of random crap today for all of you who read my stories. This is yet another chapter of Madness, a story where there is no actual plot and I can type ANYTHING that there is to type without thinking too hard about it. This chapter of Madness may be a bit weird, but hey, that's how it's supposed to be. So everyone, you can either enjoy this or head on over to the emo-corner because I present to you, Madness chapter seven!
It was a normal day in the World of Stories. Everything was perfect, and all of the characters were happy in total unison. That is, until Death the Kid noticed a terrible tragedy in the world.
"Eight, seven, eight, seven... This is horrible! You can't have eight and then have seven right after it! It's symmetrical, asymmetrical garbage! " Death the Kid's head met the computer keyboard and he started to cry tears of confusion. Styx and Stonez looked at him for a few minutes before they actually decided to check on him.
"Hey you, weird symmetrical kid. Why are you so upset?" Styx asked, poking Death the Kid in the head. Stonez chuckled and knew exactly who this person was.
"That's Death the Kid, he's part of the Soul Eater anime show. Death the Kid's character is supposed to freak out over everything asymmetrical. There's something weird though, he should've-" Stonez was cut off by Death the Kid using Liz and Patty in weapon form to blast the computer to millions of pieces while screaming, "DIE YOU HORRIBLE MONSTER!" Stonez nodded, "Nevermind, I just guessed to early. "
"So then...Why were you freaking out over asymmetrical things? The whole world is practically asymmetrical and you want to freak out now?" Styx asked un-amused by Death the Kid's childish behavior. Death the Kid turned to Styx quickly, now pointing the two twin-pisotls at her head. She could tell he was angry, she just didn't see the point of it. Stonez backed away from them both and thought he'd rather be visiting Dagget from Angry Beavers than be here with these two.
"You, I don't know what your from, probably some American TV show, they seem to like making cartoon characters that look nothing close to reality, but you are the world's worst asymmetrical thing I've ever seen. You deserve to die and rot in Hell! One side of your face is covered with this black-scar-thing, your belts on your waist are uneven, those chains on your belt are totally off, and your shirt is torn imperfectly! I deserve to kill you, horrible monster!"
"It's too late for that Kiddo, I'm already dead. My creator was smart, unlike yours. And I wouldn't be talking, White Stripes On One Side of Your Head." Styx laughed and vanished away from Death the Kid, being the ghostly thing that she was. Kid's eye twitched in defeat. He slowly fell to his knees and set the two twin pistols to the side, Liz and Patty turning human again. Kid clutched the sides of his head, "No! She's right! I'm asymmetrical garbage, it's horrible! I don't deserve to live! I'm a horrible swine that deserves to die!"
"Here we go again..." Liz crossed her arms and stared down at the hopeless Kid.
"Haha! Kid's being stupid, Kid's being stupid! " Patty giggled, jumping up and clapping her hands together repeatedly while Kid just laid there, still ranting about how 'asymmetrical' he is. Liz took Patty's hand, "Come on Patty, we have to get going now. Leave him here to rot for all I care. " The two weapons walked away from their Meister casually. Kid stood up, sniffling and wiping away tears.
"Maybe there right...At least this InvaderSquishyHattress person posted eight stories. I mean, this seventh chapter will eventually be the eighth and I suppose that's good. Wait a minute." Kid's face lit up with realization. "The eighth chapter is up next! After this story is done, this horrible story, I might be able to read the eighth one! Liz, Patty, wait up!" Kid stumbled after his two weapons, wanting to end this story as quick as possible.
A message from Kid to Ish:
Dear InvaderSquishyHattress, please do not write anymore of this chapter so you can write the eighth chapter soon. If you do, I will kill you and you will never type your wonderful stories again.
Love,
Death the Kid
A/n:... He's nice. I hope you enjoyed! Read&Review! Eight-hundred symmetrical words for Kid.