Shaillerine: I just made it up while watching Kuroshitsuji, wondering what if Sebastian is a girl, hahaha, so please enjoy this maybe or maybe not oneshot
Uchiha Mansion 11:30 Pm
"Tch, all girls are the same" whispered a guy while watching a girl in maid's outfit run away from his room muttering 'stupid Sasuke' or 'jerk' Tch now he was the one who is stupid? Nonsense, why would that girl fall in love with her master anyway?
They are all stupid...those cheap girls
Sasuke ran his long pale fingers in his raven locks then sighed, his last maid lasted quite long, five days, and he scoffed
He let himself fall on his soft and comfy king-sized bed and an ear piercing sound entered his ears...judging from the ringtone, it's his older brother calling him
"what?" Sasuke answered
"Hmmmm, how rude" Itachi said knowing that it's useless to say that against him because he'll just hn then done
"Hn" See? "What the hell do you need?" Sasuke asked
"Just wanna tell you a bad news, your supposed-to-be-fiancée run away from home upon knowing that you are her fiancé..." Itachi told his brother thinking that the girl is quite wise to run away
"that's good then" Sasuke smirked "Anything else?"
"none" Itachi answered
"hn"
"hn"
Then they both hung up
Then who's my next maid?
Uchiha Sasuke's room early in the next morning
"Hora! Sasuke-sama!" there was a beautiful voice that called him in a weird way, he grunted
"Wake up!" the voice seemed to be a little more impatient now
"Tch" he clicked his tongue with annoyance then rolled to his left only to face the warm and bright sunlight
"Close that damn curtain" he ordered, his eyes closed
"NO" was the maid's firm answer
"Please get up now Sasuke-sama or I will wash your face with this vase's water" the voice respectably-threateningly said
"Hn" Sasuke rolled back to his left then heard and felt some cold gurgling liquid on his face and he immediately snapped—he got up and faced the maid
"What's with that cursed woman!" his Uchiha temper better not be underestimated or else—
"Good morning Sasuke-sama" he saw a figure bow "I'm your new personal maid Saki" she announced still in a bow then she stood and added "please go easy on me"
She was pretty...
"Dewa! I will now announce your schedule for today" she declared taking a black notebook from her pocket then scanned some pages
"Today, Konan-sama AKA your sister-in-law will be coming for morning tea for your mother but then she requested for you since she wants to kinda get to know with you and—she continued on reciting while Sasuke stared at her in disbelief
He has seen many beautiful girls before but this one here was...angelic, her face can make the faces of a Botticelli angel look like a gargoyle (got that from Twilight Saga New Moon) her pink hair tied in a hairnet on her head with red chopsticks and her eyes were..emerald, her skin was pale and smooth, she wore a black maid uniform which was only for his personal maid and white gloves and stockings then thick heeled black shoes
—I was told by Mikoto-oku-sama that Konan-sama is a little classical person but don't worry I'll prepare your clothes while you take a morning bath in your—
"wanna do something else instead?" Sasuke suggested smirking
"Like what?" she's falling for it
"Like some...ecchi things that—
"I'm sorry Sasuke-sama but that is not included in my job now would you be a gentleman and go to your bathroom so I can prepare your clothes?"
"Tch" Sasuke frowned then did what she said, besides, they can have plenty of time later, after all she is his personal maid
She made him wear a white shirt with its sleeves folded to his elbows and black pants, she put brown loose tie around his neck and gold watch at his wrists, classical and formal and a little modern...
"You seem good at this things" he said as he check himself at the mirror
"Thank you...I guess" she answered
He stared at her through her reflection on the mirror, she was pretty indeed, and her hair is unusual though
Sasuke wondered how would it feel like to run his fingers on her hair, and he wondered how long it was once free from her hairnet
There was a knock on the door
"Come in" Sasuke said facing the door
It opened and the Madame of Uchiha entered wearing a tan dress that suited her and his tie
"You look handsome Sasu-chan!" she squealed
"Aa"
"You did great Saki-chan!"
"It's my honor to serve the family of the Uchiha" she said and bowed
"Ah would you like to pour us tea later..when Konan-chan arrives?" Mikoto offered, she had a hidden likeness to the girl since she applied for work...
"Does she even know how?" Sasuke scoffed, planning an excuse to ditch the morning tea and stay in his room to do some things with his new angel maid
"Excuse me" Sakura said and looked at him towards the eye
"Hn..? interesting" he whispered
Uchiha Garden
"It's beautiful here Kaa-san" Konan sighed and Mikoto smiled
"So how's your wedding plans so far?" Sasuke asked which made her blush a little and smile
"well..it's going good and I feel excited now..."
Tch he clicked his tongue mentally
"well Konan-chan? Do you feel happy?"
"errrmmm...well.." her blush answered the question
"Forgive the interruption" Sakura said with her eyes closed pushing a cart not knowing that the three's attention is focused on her as she lifted the teapot and poured tea on the first teacup
"Today's treat is Ceylon tea, paired with Wedgewood Blue White Tea set..." she set the three teacups on the table gently "we have a toast, scones, apple pie, tomato muffin and strawberry shortcake, which one would you prefer?" finally she opened her eyes
Man she was good, like a professional maid, where did his mother found her?
"I'll have scones Saki-chan" Mikoto said smiling, totally impressed
"I'll have a slice of apple pie" Konan said "Saki..huh? strange name" Konan said as a compliment
Sakura just smiled and placed the requests of the ladies, she turned to the young man with a smile on her face that meant 'what is your desert?'
"Tomato..muffin" he said, his head resting on his right palm
"Must be your favorite" Sakura whispered so low that only Sasuke can hear, and he twitched
"Please enjoy your tea time" Sakura said then bowed and then left their table while pushing the cart
"Where did you find her Kaa-san?" Konan asked
Yeah where did you find her? Sasuke's mental voice seconded
"She was lost one night and she needed a place to stay" Mikoto answered with no malice
"one night?" Konan repeated then sipped some tea
"she said she ran away from home"
"oh"
10:00 pm
Sasuke wore his bathrobe then left the bathroom, there outside the door; Saki is standing waiting for him while holding some blue pajamas obviously for Sasuke
"blue seems to be your color Sasuke-sama...I hope you—
Sasuke snatched the pajamas and threw it to his bed
"Oi—he said pinning her on the wall, his voice was super sexy and he himself is sexy
"What is it Sasuke-sama?" she asked staring up to his blazing onyx eyes
Tch her face is more angelic on close up huh
"know what? You chose the wrong choice...being my maid..means..
Sasuke didn't continue his sentence instead he crushed his hungry lips on hers, and her was the softest and sweetest lips he's ever tasted, he let go then stared at her, shocked that it changed nothing
"Are you done?" she asked politely
"Hn...
"Then I shall take my leave..." she said then left him dumbfounded
What the hell was that?...
Tch, are you done my ass...
Annoying maid
Too bad that he couldn't see the girl outside his door, blushing like mad
That was my first kiss
Thank you for reading..How is this? Should I continue? Please review