A/N: Well, in accordance to the 100 Things Hikaru Does to Piss Off Kaoru, I thought I'd try one with Vampire Knight… so… here is 100 Things Aidou Does to Piss Off Kaname! Enjoy. ^^ ~Aly~
1 - You're much too loud.
2 - Stop telling the other vampires we're in a relationship.
3 - I'm not gay.
4 - If Day Class students can't have secret pictures, neither can you.
5 - Stop whining.
6 - You do it all the time.
7 - You also talk a little too much.
8 - Seriously, stop talking, Aidou.
9 - You wonder why I hit you.
10 - We've been over this; STOP attempting to drink Yuuki's blood.
11 - There won't be a next time.
12 - When Kain tells you something's a bad idea, chances are that he knows what he's talking about.
13 - Listen to Kain.
14 - Leave Zero alone.
15 - I don't know how many times I've had to reiterate this.
16 - I don't care if he disrespected me, he's needed to protect Yuuki.
17 - Yes, I love Yuuki; get over it.
18 - Stop throwing fits about Yuuki.
19 - Telling me how much she annoys you doesn't help you stay alive.
20 - You don't fear me enough.
21 - You should fear me more.
22 - Don't give me that nonsense about Rido.
23 - Leaving your shit all over the Moon Dorm? Not tolerated.
24 - Why are you my closest friend?
25 - Don't remind me.
26 - There's a reason you're not Vice President, Aidou.
27 - Stop talking.
28 - You really should learn some self-restraint.
29 - Whenever Shiki's and Rima's pocky goes missing, they complain to me; stop taking it.
30 - Does being a natural blonde really play into your personality?
31 - It really seems like it to me.
32 - It's hard to believe you and Kain are related.
33 - I actually have my suspicions about that.
34 - In fact, why do you talk down about Zero?
35 - Don't think I don't know about your escapades.
36 - Speaking of which; stop those.
37 - Well, you're gay; I'd assume you'd go to Zero.
38 - Stop. Now.
39 - You are a disgrace to noble vampires.
40 - I'm not taking it back.
41 - There are so many things I wish to say to you…
42 - Don't try and read my mind.
43 - Remember what happened last time?
44 - Stay out of the kitchen.
45 - I like not being burned to a crisp.
46 - Stop making your room ice cold.
47 - The cold seeps into my room down the hall.
48 - Don't whine.
49 - I don't care that Kain uses fire; that doesn't bother me.
50 - Seriously. Stop whining.
51 - My blood tablets? I'd like them back.
52 - Ichijo wants his too.
53 - Stay away from Zero.
54 - You're a glutton for punishment.
55 - Don't complain to me the next time Shiki steals your candy.
56 - Refer to number 29.
57 - Reminder: STOP doing that.
58 - Do you NOT have ears, Aidou?
59 - You're testing my patience.
60 - It's about to run out.
61 - Stay away from me.
62 - What did I just fucking say?
63 - You cuss too.
64 - Leave me alone.
65 - . . . .
66 - No more ice cream.
67 - Sugar in general, for that matter.
68 - I swear…
69 - Did I say leave Yuuki alone?
70 - Get out of my face.
71 - Stop going through my room.
72 - Yes, I know you go through my room.
73 - I found cameras in my bathroom the other day.
74 - Yeah, you're fucked.
75 - You don't know when to quit.
76 - No, I don't love you.
77 - You're just a fomality.
78 - Don't believe me… idiot.
79 - By the way, stop freezing Kain's water.
80 - Also, Ruka's complaining her make-up's missing…
81 - Put it back.
82 - Her blow dryer and straightener too.
83 - Do you have Ichijo's favorite silk boxers?
84 - Aidou.
85 - Stop taking other people's boxers.
86 - … whose boxers are those?
87 - … Aidou.
88 - Banana peels?
89 - You're disgusting.
90 - You're annoying as hell.
91 - I've said that before? Hm.
92 - Well, refer to number 58 for why I repeated myself.
93 - Why are you always late to class?
94 - Stop seducing the Day Class girls.
95 - Spending our dorm money on chocolate?
96 - Remember my patience?
97 - It's almost out.
98 - Since you like running your mouth, tell me something.
99 - What starts with 'A' and ends in fucked?
100 - That's right; you're fucked, Aidou. Not in the way you like.
A/N: Hm… I had fun with this one too, but it was harder to do… oh well; I hope you like it anyway! J ~Aly~