Disclaimer: I in no shape or form own Dragonball z or any of it's character's...

AN: Yes, I'm crazy, very crazy, I was concentrating on my "one who will inherit my will" story, and I was reading some dbz fanfic's and what caught my surprise was these Goku and Bulma fanfic's and in these "fic's" were Goku end's up with Bulma by some...misguided feeling's of resentment from Chi-chi, a divorce or she hate's him or she die's or she's the evil antagonist and I like Chi-chi! and it got me thinking Goku's like my hero, right after Jesus :D but Goku's too innocent for a "divorce" or to get anyone mad at him. So I decided to write a fic about Goku and Bulma and how they "accidentaly" got married . Oh yeah Gohan and Goten and Trunk's will exist. how? you may ask well hmm, well when we get there we'll see! And well I really wanted to write this since forever! I mean come on, I like Chi-chi! I honestly do, but it get's boring when you see her scolding Goku, let's see what happen's when Gohan has a mom who let's him train and oh yeah! for all you Vegeta fan's! no worries' I got Vegeta covered too and no I won't make him end up with Chi-chi. *shudders*. no not an OC either so just wait till then!

Chapter 1: I thought marriage was some type of food!

"Have me met before?" came a confused Goku's voice as he dodged a kick from the woman he was currently fighting and jumped a few metre's away in the ring.

"You really know how to lay on the charm don't you?" asked the woman as she ran toward's him with anger boiling in her vein's "Of course we've met before!"

"Eeee!" squealed a terrified Goku as he ducked dodging a punch to his head, and then blocking a kick from her right leg bringing his two hand's infront to block the kick and jump away again only to be hotly pursured by the woman.

"Are you that dense!" shouted the woman as she began to pour out a barrage of punche's and kick's which were all effortlessly blocked and dodged by Goku.

"Do I mean that little to you!" asked the enraged as she tried to swipe Goku's head off.

In the stand's...

"So that's it! Goku and that girl must have been friend's once!" said a nervous Krillin as he ducked behind the board of the budokai.

With Goku...

"Miss? if you don't mind? could you please tell me what I forgot?" asked Goku as he ran parralel to the lady infront of him.

"So I can remember?" came Goku's innocent question.

"Grrrraaah!" growled the woman as she lunged at him. Goku effortlessly dodged once more as he pushed himself into the air followed by the woman who was unrelenting in her assault's.

"Did you forget the promise you made?" asked the now newly enraged woman. Goku blinked "Promise?"

"Did I promise you something?" came Goku's innocent question."That's right! let me jog your memory!" screeched the woman as she flipped in the air to land a blow on Goku's head.

"Ah! no! please!..." Goku protested as barrage's of punche's and kick's tried to connect on him "Ah! miss! if you would hold on a sec-..."

"Eeee!" squealed Goku as he ducked and came down onto the ring once more. taking up a normal stance as the figure infront of him landed, Goku's face was contorted in confusion.

"I know your angry but tell me what I promised you please?" pleaded Goku. The woman's face contorted into anger "Are you serious! fine then! I'll tell you about the promise you broke!"

"Huh?" blinked Goku in confusion.

"You promised to marry me! You promised that I would be your bride!" shouted the enraged woman. Goku was left gapin at the sight as his eye's turned upward's then downward's and then sideway's finding his best friend. He crouched down.

"Hey Krillin? what's a bride?" asked Goku. Krillin and Yamcha comcially fell down as he once again got up.

"Please tell me?" pleaded Goku.

"A bride! roughly translated! your life is over!" shouted Krillin. Goku's face twisted into fear "My life over? but but I don't want my life to end!"

"Goku! a bride is a woman who's about to be married" answered Yamcha shoving Krilllin aside. Goku was left gaping.

"I think my definition was more accurate! Goku! a bride is a woman you spend the rest of your life with!" answered Krillin once more. Goku grew shocked as he turned back to the woman infront of him. His mouth hung open.

"Live together? with you!" asked a shocked Goku as he pointed to the woman infront of him "But but! I lived plenty of time's with Bulma! so how I can live together with you!"

Bulma's eye's widened at what Goku had said asYamcha and Krillin squealed in surprise. "Goku think's we're married!" thought a shocked Bulma as Roshi stared wide eyed at her.

"And I don't even know your name...so how I can live together with you?" asked a confused Goku. Her eye's narrowed into slit's as she glared at the woman at an angle of thirthy degree's to her. Bulma caught it as she averted her gaze. She turned her anger back on Goku as she struck a fighting pose.

"Fine then, if you beat me then I'll tell you who I am" said the woman, her anger still not leaving her. Goku's face immedealty changed into a smile.

"Ah! alright then!" beamed Goku as he pulled his hand into a fist and pulled it back.

"How long? by the time you do attack, I think I'll fall asleep" chided the woman. In one swift motion Goku let loose his fist as the air pressure around him shifted and folded around his fist as he let loose on the woman before him. Before she registered what had happened, she felt the wind smack her right in the face as she was sent flying out of the ring and hitting the wall effectively knocking her out. Goku's face changed into alarm.

"Oh no! I didn't mean to knock her out!...aww bummer, now I'll never know who she is..." sulked Goku, Krillin and Yamcha facepalmed at Goku's sulkish form. His sulking quickly turned to joy as he watched the woman got up rubbing her head to ease the pain, he quickly raced over to her as he crouched down.

"Are you okay?" asked Goku as he tilted his head. The woman glared at him, finally letting her gaze softened, she complemented him.

"Incredible, you totally knocked me out, you really are powerful from even before" said the woman as she climbed back into the ring. Goku tilted his head in confusion.

"So can I know who you are now?" came Goku's soft voice. She rubbed the back of her head as she looked at him "Your impossible...I'm the ox king's daughter, Chi chi..."

"Huh?" blinked Goku, after a moment Goku squeeled in fear "No...No way! you...your! Chi-chi?" asked a shocked Goku as a memory of a small girl came to him. Chi Chi just nodded her head.

"Oh..." mused Goku as he folded his arm's over his chest and looked to the sky in thought and recalled the promise he made.

"I'm sorry...back then, I thought marriage was some kind of food, I thought you were gving it to me..." explained Goku as he retuned his gaze to Chi-chi. She looked ready to blow but at the same time cry.

"I understand, when we were fighting you said you lived with Bulma" said Chi chi as she turned her angry glare to Bulma, who just looked on confused.

"So your married to her huh?" asked Chi chi. Goku blinked. "I am?" came Goku's question but it turned out to be a statement to Chi Chi's ear's as she became angry.

"You are aren't you? your a horrible person!" screamed Chi Chi as she slapped him and ran awy crying. Goku rubbed his cheek as he looked on as Chi Chi ran away. He tilted his head in confusion.

"Oh...gosh, I didn't know she was angry..." said a confused Goku. Yamcha and Krillin just facepalmed.

"Say Krillin, why don't you go talk to her huh?" said Yamcha "What! why me! she'll eat me alive!"

"Oh come on! don't be a big baby!" chided Yamcha "Fine..." deadpanned Krillin as he went up to Goku and placed a hand on his back. "Don't worry buddy, I'll deal with this..."

"Golly, thank's Krillin.." smiled Goku as he watched Krilin give him a thumb's up and ran after Chi Chi. Goku then slowly went up to the stand's as he found Bulma standing with Roshi.

"Goku?" asked Roshi as he watched his pupil come up to him.

"As a result of a knockout, the winner of this match is Goku!" announced the announcer, the crowd erupted in cheer's. Goku turned to Bulma.

"Bulma, Chi Chi said we're married, are we?" asked a confused Goku. For Bulma, that was a shocker as her mouth hung open as Goku's openess'. Bulma sturttered as a wide range of emotion's went through her head. This was the same boy she had met when he was five year's old and had set out with him on so many adventure's, She had watched him get injured so many time's and tended to him but now this struck her as she finally took it all in and answered,

"Eh...er...I...er..no Goku, we aren't" Bulma finally answered. "Oh.." mused Goku, to everyone surrounding him, it seemed that Goku was dissapointed. Then Goku turned to her again beaming his trademark grin.

"Bulma will you marry me?" asked an innocent Goku. Bulma's eye's widened as did everyone else' in the open arena. Roshi began to sputtering obsceneties' as he regarded his student's naievity. From the stand's, Yamcha looked wide eyed as well.

"Say what!" shouted Yamcha as he looked wide eyed at Goku. His mouth gaping at the sight. Back with Bulma, the only thing she could see was Goku's trademark grin circling around her eye's, she suddenly felt dizzy at the sudden question. Goku tilted his head.

"Bulma? you don't look so good" said Goku as he placed a hand over her forehead, the sudden contact was too much as Bulma finally fainted.

"Bulma?" asked a concerned Goku as he leaned over the railing's.

"Yes..." came the whisper...

AN: So how was it? I know it's short cause well for one thing, I wanted to see how people would regard it and then continue on, the chapter's to come will be longer, anyone who's been following know's that the length of each chapter goes' about three thousnad five hundread word's so until then adios!