If You're a Popstar, Do It Like A Dude.

It's AshandMistyLove here! I know, this story was written by Everyone's-Ruby-Staryu-xx, but she has passed the responsibility of finishing this onto me now, as she's got a new email, and can't get onto her account- :( So I'll be doing this with her from now on, so it will be updated from my profile, k? So here's the first chapter for new readers, enjoy!

If You're a POPSTAR, Do it like a Dude.

Don't own PKMN or much else. Only the idea. :)

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"Here we are! Outside the amazing new popstar, Misty Waterflower's home! Stay tuned for her interview on EPOKe'! " the reporter screamed above the crowds of people with cameras and microphones.

A girl stared out the curtains as she watched all the reporters shove and push eachother out of the way.

She had scarlet red locks, which were cut in a wavy bob around her pale face. Her dainty hands curled around a stuffed Corsola doll, the one she had recieved from her mother years back. It's pink coat was faded and it's plastic black beaded eye's chipped slightly as it got older. It was her favourite.

She curiously peeped from behind the Staryu patterned curtains, her cerulean blue eyes surveying the television crews below.

She listened as reporters continued ringing the doorbell, but to no answer.

"Misty! you're not giving anyone interviews!" Daisy, her eldest sister entered the room, throwing down a blue Hollister hoodie on her bed, making her jump.

She smiled as her blond haired sister peeked out the window, her green eyes narrowing at the camera crews, she snarled.

"You hear me?"

Misty nodded, her red hair bouncing up and down as she did. Placing the toy Corsola on her windowsill beside a photoframe with a picture of herself, a few years earlier, and a blond haired woman with the same eyes as Misty. The pair were smiling. The girl in the picture must have been around seven when the photo had been taken.

Misty shoved on her Hoodie, and followed Daisy to her room.

The blond haired woman shut the door behind them, and beckoned for Misty to sit.

The redhead sat beside Daisy on her bed, watching her sister turn to face her.

"Misty, you're only sixteen. You need to socalise with kids your own age!" Daisy began, pulling her pink laptop from her shoulderbag.

Misty groaned, but Daisy carried on.

"I know it's hard, especially since you are a famous singer, and I'm proud of that, but, you've missed out big time on school. You know mum always wanted you to see yourself through school."

Misty groaned loudly, before answering.

"I have a private tutor Dais! And I can't exactly stroll down the street in broad daylight to get to school!"

Daisy grinned, "I know. That is why. I have a plan." at this moment, she hurried over to her laptop, and lifted up the top.

"Boarding school? In Unova? Are you MAD? And what about my concert in a few weeks time?" Misty yelled, watching her sister shrug, and answer back with, "You can have the concert in Unova!"

Misty shook her head defiantly, her hair bouncing in her face as she knotted her eyebrow's.

"What about my appearance? People in Unova aren't exactly without televison or radio!" Misty yelled, crunching her hands into fists and crossing her arms.

Daisy sighed, before winking at her sister.

She ran over to the closet, and pulled out a bag, throwing it across the room so it landed on her little sister's lap.

Misty raised and eyebrow, and pulled out a brunette wig. It was very short cut.

She then grabbed a red baseball cap, and stared at Daisy.

She walked over to Misty, yanking the items from the girl's hands and placing the wig over Misty's hair, and putting a cap ontop.

"Daisy! I look like a dude!" Misty grumbled, glaring at her sister as she handed Misty some brown contact lenses along with some strange thing to strap down breasts.

"Exactly. Your name is Red Mackenzie, you are sixteen years of age, you like baseball, and live in Pallet Town." Daisy explained, watching Misty put in her brown contacts.

She huffed at Daisy.

"Dais, I appreciate all of this but, there is NO way in hell I am going to some boarding school in Unova, disciused as a boy..."

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"Welcome to Castelia College! I hope you all had a good holiday!" The teacher, a Mr Smith exclaimed, waving at the students in front of him in the maths room.

Ash rolled his eyes at Drew who was sat behind him.

The green haired boy laughed silently at Ash, and threw a note at him.

Ash's russet orbs scoured the sheet.

"Try not to get too excited about having maths first."

Ash ran his finger's through his jet, black, messy fringe, before glowering back at Drew, who flipped his fringe, green eyes glinting at his companion.

"Mr Ketchum. Must I remind you we do NOT let pupils wear hats in class." Mr Smith reminded Ash, watching closely a the teenage boy blushed as everyone turned around to grin at him.

He removed his worn-out, red and white baseball cap, revealing a hathead to the class.

Giselle, the girl infront of him, flashed him a flirty smile, twirling a strand of blond hair inbetween her fingers and winking at him with baby blue eye's.

Ash ignored her, and stuck his tongue out as Iris, a girl a few feet away from him, mouthed the word, "kid."

Mr Smith opened the door to the classroom as a small knock came from behind it.

Everybody's eyes swivelled around to watch as a average height, teenage boy entered the room. He had brown eyes, and chestnut brown, short hair. On his head, Ash noted was a red baseball cap.

"This is Red Mackenzie, he is our newest pupil." Mr Smith explained, watching as Red waved at the class meekly.

A few girls, Dawn, a girl with blue hair and indigo eyes who always wore miniskirts and Melody, a girl with brown hair and green eyes who wore a blue dress waved cheekily at the new boy, fluttering their eyelashes.

Red blushed wildly, shuffling on the spot. He wore a black top, red and white jacket, dark jeans and a pair of red converse.

Ash smirked at the new boy as he walked shyly into the classroom.

"You may sit beside Gary Oak." The teacher exclaimed, watching the boy walk slowly towards the most popular guy in school, who was sat at the back of the class.

Gary Oak was tall with chestnut, gelled hair, and green eyes. He stood up and shook Red's hand, beckoning the boy with him.

Red obliged, and squeezed in nervously beside Gary, sighing as he sat beside him and resting his shoulders on the table.

"Hats off."

Red immediately removed his cap, revealing a brown hathead, simillar to Ash's.

The raven haired boy raised his eyebrows as Dawn waved at Red, winking again.

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Eventually, the bell went, and Ash and Drew headed towards their homework spots, dumping their books in the wooden boxes and waiting for Paul, their other friend.

...

Ash's eyes wandered over to the door of his apartment as a knock sounded.

Finally, a roommate! Ash thought, opening the door.

Infront of him stood the newest guy in the year, Red.

The boy was carrying a large blue suitcase and he had obviously carried it all the way up by himself as beads of sweat formed on his forehead.

"I'm Ash Ketchum. I'm your roommate!" Ash greeted him, holding out a hand and helping the boy carry his case into the room.

"Red's the name." Red replied, shaking Ash's hand and locking eyes with him.

Oh my god! He is just so CUTE! Misty squealed inwardly, blushing slightly.

"Here's your bed." Ash pointed to a bed beside the window.

Red/Misty wandered over the window and glanced down at the large drop.

"Wait, we SHARE rooms?" Red asked, his eyes full of worry.

Ash nodded, and frowned upon seeing the boy's expression.

"Well, it's not exactly like Hollywood."

At this, Red laughed.

Ash had to stop himself sniggering as he Red's rather girly giggle.

Red immediately stopped, his face shocked.

"Eherm," He coughed, his voice back to normal, "Cold."

"Just to check, you're not gay? Are you?" Ash asked, sitting on Red's bed.

"What? No!" Red laughed nervously, pulling a blue hoody from his case and shoving it over his head.

Ash raised his eyebrows and held up a old Corsola plush.

"What? A present from my mum." Red huffed, stealing the toy from Ash.

"What and your mum thinks you're a girl?" Ash mused, snatching it back grinning boyishly.

"My mum died eight years ago, it was a gift from her." Red mumbled, grabbing the Corsola back and placing it on his bed.

Ash's smile dissolved immediately, "I-I'm sorry..."

Red shook his head, and smiled at Ash.

"It's fine, you didn't know."

He continued to unpack things, placing a photoframe on the windowsill.

"Is that your mum?" Ash asked, pointing to the blond haired woman in the photo.

Red smiled and nodded.

"The girl is my little sister, Misty."

Ash looked at the girl in the picture. She had orange hair in a ponytail and wore yellow tank top, short shorts and red suspenders.

"Misty, like the popstar Misty Waterflower?" Ash asked, gazing to and fro between Red and Misty.

Red smiled, and nodded, before spotting a poster on the back of the door.

"So, I'm guessing you're a big fan?" He asked, pointing to the poster of Misty Waterflower wearing a Azumarill costume.

That was possibly one of my best photos. Misty thought, wandering over to the picture.

Ash nodded, a blush creeping to his cheeks.

"She's pretty hot. Don't cha think?" Ash mused watching Red blush magenta and nod back, a grin on his face.

"Well, I'll introduce you to my friends later. We're all goin' in a few weeks to her concert in Castelia! I can't wait to see her! I'd love to meet her!" Ash sighed, flopping on his bed, and pulling out a POKE'BALL.

"Oh, you are OK with POKe'MON, right?" Ash asked, glancing at Red.

Red nodded, and watched in delight as a small mouse known as a Pikachu ran over to him curiously.

"That's Pikachu." Ash explained, grinning as the electric rodent smiled at Red as the boy petted him.

"Do ya wanna meet my POKe'MON?" Red asked, retracting a ball and throwing it into the air.

Ash's eyes grew wide as a Bulbasaur appeared.

Thank god that Daisy managed to get me that Bulbasaur.

Misty thought, grinning at her green dinosaur.

"Well, I have to go see Drew, I'll introduce you to him later, speak later!" Ash grinned, waving goodbye to Red, Bulbasaur as Pikachu hopped onto shoulder and closing the door behind them.

'Red' sighed and ripped off his hat and wig, and pulled his contact lenses out.

Misty ran over to the poster on the door, and smiled at it.

Ash has the hots for me. Misty exclaimed, before shaking her head stupidly, "No. Ash has the hots for Misty."

She grabbed her ipod and locked herself in the bathroom.

"Now time to learn the song for my concert."

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-AAML & ERS-XX