A/N: Hi, y'all, I am so so so so so so so so so SO sorry for the wait. I'm *gasp!* still grounded, but now I'm not allowed ANY computer time except for moments snatched on my mom's iPhone. That's sad. I only managed to post this because my AWESOME friend HomestuckQueen, as I am now calling her on here, loaned me her phone so I could type this and she could post for me. :D
So: chapter thirteen's almost done, and I'll get straight to work on fourteen, fifteen, and so on. I only know I'll be ungrounded when my grades pick up :/ so, yeah. At the very, most extreme worse, I won't be able to update until late December, but that is the worst-case scenario.
Don't worry, I haven't abandoned you! Love the reviews (hey, JoeSax, you got your own account! Nice!) and I still get to peek at them at odd times, so you guys keep me going! Rock on!
Oh, and just so you all know- *takes deep breath* JK ROWLING SAID SHE'S THINKING ABOUT WRITING A SPINOFF SERIES TO HARRY POTTER AND THAT SHE WILL ACTUALLY TAKE THE TIME TO WRITE IT THOUGHTFULLY AND OH MY WIZARD GOD THAT IS FREAKING AMAZING CAN YOU TELL I'M EXCITED WHAT IS THIS EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEE!
*does a touchdown dance to end all touchdown dances*
Best. News. EVER!
Alright, according to fan fiction rules, I have to post something resembling a chapter, so here you go!
Disclaimer: If I owned it, I wouldn't be grounded. Humph.
Rumbleroar invited the Dobbymeister over for crumpets, but when George discovered Firenze had eaten all the duck tape, Hermione killed a kitten.
Harry flew threw space on an asteroid and murdered the crap out of Ebony (Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way) and Sporked her with the Holy Spork of Gryffindor (used for sporking Mary-Sues. Batteries not included, you scrimp!)
WHY IS THE RUM GONE!
I like new socks. I like to smell them after their first use.
Pigfarts Pigfarts yum yum yum!
Redvines!
Voldemort, ruler of Lala Land, ate nine.
The end.
A/N: Pretty weird, I know. Again, I apologize for the lame excuses. It makes me so sad :(
In other news, my BF and I did make it to the one year mark :) We went to Olive Garden, and he gave me a really pretty necklace and earring set. I got him a LOTR map poster. Not that you care. I'm just rambling now.
Alright, I'll be back at least by late December, but hopefully it will be much, much sooner! Hugs to all!
Until...uh...oh, forget it...
-Dnschk
*snore*