On a broken dock stands Chris. "Hello, we're back at the island! Sadly, Courtney will sue me if I have the cast back this season," he put a grin on his face. "That doesn't mean I wont bring them back next season! Anyway, I got a new and improved cast of 13! lets meet them now," Chris stated as a boat came up to the dock.

On it was 7 people. Lightning jumped off the boat first. "Lightning's here to win," he shouted pumping his fist in the air.

Next was the moon girl Dawn. She seemed to levitate over. "Greetings Chris," she said. She said. "Whatever you say Dawn," Chris said.

Next was Brick and Jo. "Brick MacArthur reporting for duty Sir," he said saluting the camera. Jo walked over the Lightning. "How it going dude," Lightning said. "I'm a girl," Jo replied. "Oh,"

Next was Sam and Dakota. Sam was on a Nintendo 3DS. Dakota was on her cell-phone. Last off the boat was B.

Then another boat came with 6 people on it. Staci was yapping about her relatives. "Yeah my Great Great Great Great-," she was then cut off by Ann Maria spraying the can in her face.

The 2 get off the boat furiously. Cameron was looking at a bird on the boat. Then the bird hit him making him fall off the boat. "Ok, Ann Maria, Staci and Cameron everyone," Chris introduced.

Next was Scott. He stepped off sarcastically saying, "What a competition! I'm Scott."

Lastly was Mike and Zoey. The two stepped off the boat. "And Zoey and Mike," Chris shouted.

They arrive in front of the woods. "To determine the teams, you'll has to race into the center of the forest," Chris shout.

"That'll be easy," Ann Maria stated. "Oh is it, well this entire island was rented to toxic waste companies. If you stop to see the animals, you'll notice the change," Chris shouted.

That's what really made them start going. Brick and Jo were in the lead. Dawn was worried while running.

Confession: Dawn

Poor animals...

Chris and Chef were in the middle of the woods. Brick and Jo arrived at the same time. "Both of you are on the mutant maggots," Chris shouted.

Dawn came across a bunny. "Hello little one," she said. Then it started to float. She ran away quickly.

Mike walks along side Zoey. "Hey want to be on the same team," he said. "Sure,"

Lightning rushed to Chris. "Lightning, go join the maggots," the host said. "Sha-sweet," shouted the over achiever.

Confessions: Lightning

Man, Chris should let Lightning be a team of one!

B suddenly came. Next Sam and Dakota came. "You guys also on the Maggots," the host shouted. "That's great," Sam said. He actually wasn't listening, because he pulled out his came system.

Dawn kept running and eventually got to Chris. "Congratulations Dawn, you start the toxic Rats," host said.

Then Mike and Zoey came totally freaked out. "I think I saw a purple rabbit," Zoey said. "Anyway, go with Dawn," Chris said.

Confessions: Mike

Zoey seems nice...

Then Scott came, "Which team am I on?" "Go with Mike and Zoey, otherwise known as the toxic rats," Chris said.

Later, Staci and Ann Maria arrived. "Yeah, and my-," said Staci. "Alright already," Ann Maria shouted spraying the can in her face. "Ha Ha, I'm going to love this! You two are also on the toxic rats," Chris laughed.

About an hour later, Chef came dragging Cameron. Cameron was worn out. "Well sorry Cameron, your automatically eliminated," Chris said.

At the ceremony, Cameron stands in a wooden catapult. "Oh well, back to my-," Cameron started. Chef pulled the lever sending him flying. "Buuubble!"

Chris laughed a little then looked at the Camera. "One down, 12 to go! Who will hook up? Find out next time on total drama the island's revenge!"

Sorry Cameron fans. It's my way after all! Next time, I'll introduce one of Mike's Multiple Personalities!