A/N: It's been years since I wrote…literally years. So forgive me if there are any spelling or grammar mistakes. Or if it's just plain stupid. I wrote this after I wrote a 3 hour long exam, just had to do something to make me forget how terribly far I'm going to fail

Disclaimer: I own nothing, except Jeremy Renner in my dreams =P

Even though Steve has been living in the Avengers tower, formerly known as Stark Tower, for months now, he'll never get used to the individuals living there. Oh sure, four of them were very easy housemates. You just had to give Thor shiny objects, Bruce a mathematical problem, Clint targets to shoot and Natasha people to silently terrify, and they'll be happy. But Tony –

"Oh my God! What is that awful smell?" Well Tony, was a different matter entirely.

"Good morning Tony. I'm making breakfast for us all. Eggs, bacon, tomatoes, mushroom, toast – the works. Looks like you had an interesting evening." In all honesty interesting didn't describe it. Tony had come into the kitchen wearing white socks, a pink boxer that said 'eat me 'at the back, the upper part of the tuxedo he wore to last night's function and sunglasses.

"Yeah, yeah…don't you see I have a hangover?"

"I can smell that you have a hangover."

"I resent that. But anyway, I don't know if those 70 years you did in the ice did something to your brain or something. Because you should know that people with hangovers are very sensitive to smell, light, sound etcetera." Tony said as he poured himself a glass of water.

"Your point?"

"Can't you make breakfast that doesn't smell like anything? Like water." He pointed his glass.

"Did you just hear yourself? And water is not breakfast."

"Tell that to Pepper."

"Pepper drinks water in the morning because she doesn't have time for breakfast. From the moment she wakes up to the moment she goes to sleep, she's always busy straightening out your messes. Whether it is harassment charges, lawsuits or you just being…well…you."

"Well, aren't you just the brightest crayon in the box this morning?"

"Tony, please stop trying to be sarcastic…it usually works when you're sober or drunk. Not in between. Now please toast the bread and sit down, before you fall down."

What Tony did next had Steve's eyebrows climbing into the stratosphere. Tony raised his glass of water, took of his sunglasses and said: "To Steve's bread"

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