Ouran High

What if instead of having Haruhi as a guy the whole series they had her be a girl? Let's find out! This scene is from the beginning of the 1st episode. Minor cussing because Haruhi actually cusses. They hosts are all the same age, I'll remind you later. I want to dedicate this to my friend Kiara. I miss you and I hope you like it!

Haruhi P.O.V

'Damn, there's no quiet study place in this whole school. And there are five libraries! Just because they're all rich doesn't mean they have to be dumb.' I though as I walked through the halls

My name is Haruhi Fujioka, and I'm the new transfer student at Ouran High School for the extremely rich and beautiful or in my case, the extremely smart and lucky. I'm known as the commoner because I come from the middle class or commoners. Because my mom died when I was five, my dad works extra hours at work and I put all my time into studying so I can become a lawyer like my mom. Every night since she died I read a chapter of a text book from the library. Now, ten years later, I've read all of the text books from elementary through high school (I'm currently working on the college text books. I only need ten more until I'm done with the college section). Because of this, I passed the entrance exam with flying colors and get a full scholarship (uniform not included).

'I can't believe I haven't seen my mom in ten years. I need to be positive, mom would want that!' I thought as I trudged through the hallways. As I walked I saw a music room it said it was abandoned, but it didn't look like it was from the outside. 'O well' I thought as I opened the doors 'It wouldn't hurt to check it out. I might even get to finish one of my books!'

As the doors opened I saw six boys lined up, side by side, and chorus "Welcome." As shiny red rose petals flew at me.

"Isn't that the new boy in our class?" two of the boys with pinkish red hair question (you could tell that their twins)

"O yah, I heard about him! He's the commoner; I wouldn't have thought he'd be so openly gay. It must be horrible being looked down on and this too!" The blond one said (A/N: Tamaki's words not mine)

Okay, that struck a nerve. I think you could see I was ticked off because I started to yell and stomp over to them poking (more like stabbing) them with every word as he backed up.

"Okay you little bastards! First off, I'm not a boy. Secondly, I even if I was, which I'm not, it's none of your freaking business if I was gay. Finally, I'm fine being "commoner"! I'd rather be poor than a rich bas-" Crash! Oh crap. As we backed up we crashed into a vase that looked very expensive.

"Great job commoner; we were going to sell that at the auction starting at eight million yen." The twins chorused. That sent me in a panic mode.

"Oh no, I'm going to have to pay you back aren't I?" I said counting how long it will take me to finish paying them.

"With what money would you be using to pay us back? You'll just have to pay with your body." He said in a completely different tone

"Hell no!" I screeched which, by the way sounded really girly) "I'm not going to be your little sex slave, prostitute, whore, or anything like that! Get away from me!"

"Oh my apologies, that may have sounded like that, but I think he meant you have to work for us." Said the boy holding a clipboard with glasses on

"Oh, ok. I'll work for you if it's not something perverted I have to do. If it gets too bad, I'll quit no questions asked and figure out another plan." I said in a sigh of relief.

"Then, welcome to the Host club Haruhi Fujioka. I am Kyoya Otori "he said "The tall blond one is Tamaki Suou, the Host King" pointing to the one I yelled at. Oh shit. Then he started introducing them by pointing them out one by one "Those two with reddish- pink hair are the Hitachiin twins, Hikaru and Kaoru. The tall and silent one is Takashi Morinozuka or Mori for short. The sweet looking one is Mitsukni Haninozuka or Honey for short."

"Nice to meet you" I said then flashed a glare at our so called king and said "Well, at least it's nice to meet some of you"

"Here you go Haruhi, this is a girls uniform instead of what you have on now. We can't have our newest host looking like that, can we?"Kyoya said as he handed me a bag and lead me to a dressing room.

After I changed my clothes, I walked out of the dressing room and Tamaki hugged me screaming "My daughter looks so cute! Doesn't she look cute, Mama?"

"Who's 'Mama'?" We all (excluding Kyoya) asked.

"Based on club positions, I'm assuming that he was referring to me." Kyoya said as a sweat drop formed. His statement was good enough for all of us so we continued with our conversation.

"Suou-kun I have to g-" I was interrupted by him saying "Tamaki. We're all the same age so call us by our first names with no honorifics, K? How about you guys; do you agree?" They responded with vigorous nodding. (A/N: I wanted them to all be the same age as 15 year old sophomores.)

"Alright" I said with a smile "Then you guys can call me Haruhi." 'Maybe they're not so bad' I though. What I didn't know, I'd be eating those words the next day.