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I HATE TE NEW TWIS T
Breathe, you guys
CANNOT BREATHE
Cheap Cheaters
Official Kon fanclub 3
ugh i hate mgan megan mgannnn however u spel it
I cannot even
Holy shiznit biscuit
Callin it now FAAAAKE
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Callin it now FAAAAKE
Title. Seriously you guys, Gamemakers are stupid if they want us to think this is anythign other than a stupid raitn g gimick. Stuid contrived Capitol fascist marketing
Dude. Your brain. Use it.
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Wat. Flying. Who. Megan.
in the air
best games Evr i new it
lol learn to grammar
lol Learn to verb
said Pot to Mr Kettle
wats a kettle
GUYS FOCUS GIRL IN AIR
meh technology
Megans too sweet to cheat dont insult meh bb
Oh yeah? Then what do you call whats happenign right now?
Natural skilz duh
TEN SECONDS IN MINES JUST WENT OFF!
Nice, first time in six years.
I thought they were getting smarter, but o.
Grife. They were doing so well, too.
Who died can't tell.
2 ppl. Same time. Mm, who want sto smell these fish.
?
Fish stink, and this whole thing is fishy. Therefore.
Riiiight.
Fish smell wonderful!
Not frsh
u smelled frsh fish/
Once.
It was Kon and Wil. Imma go cry now.
Not half the TT! whyyyy
I SEE EM NOT DEAD
i cannot even
OTL
My bbs are muttations its not just Kal! best
More explosions?
maybe some1 dyed this time im bord alredy
HOW ARE U BORED BY THIS?
No blood yet. -_-
Fair nuff.
Oh hey, we can see what's going on again. Looks like they saved Kaldur and Alice.
did anyone see how?
Played back the recording I'm making. HD glory saus Will'z a friggin speed demon and Kon can fly.
Best muttations.
Must be Capitol's way of declaring to Panem they can screw with people now too. Ingenious.
NO DON'T RUN AWAY. Dangit, literally no one is fighting.
Dude, they just broke the pattern thats been boring me forever. Dont whine cause its different, wait until they inevitably screw it up
Seriousky just go watch vid from Games from before your time if your that needy
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"Why does this committee exist again?"
"To find out things when everyone else does, it would seem."
"This is crossing the line. Actions that could endanger the integrity of the Games forever, and they happen because some bozo in the shadows has too much power and is good at covering his tracks! We interview with Snow tomorrow."
"Has anyone been able to track down the head of the Network?"
"Not yet, but I'm getting close."
"Thank God."
MASSIVE AND KIND OF IMPORTANT A/N
Alright, now for the point of this update:
I've been gone since early summer. And I am a horrible, horrible writer. More than that, I've had this much written out for months, but was waiting to write about 3,000 words more before I posted anything. Obviously that worked out well.
I COULD list all 365 excuses I have as to why I haven't written jack squat of this story, but you know as well as I do that they'd barely be valid. Now, I'd love to be all "Don't worry just wait because I'll never abandon this story 3," but if I did that, I'd turn into one of those jerk authors that keep promising an update that never comes. So I won't say that. I'd promise myself I'd get around to it eventually, just like I've been doing for about six months now, until we all forgot this ever existed. And that would make me horrifically sad.
Woah, calm down! I'm not abandoning it, either! Really and truly, I have too much of my essential, raw, babies of ideas that I want to grow and develop into, eventually, something novel-worthy. I love all of the concepts that go in here. (You just haven't seen most of them yet. It kills me I got stuck on this chapter, because, along with being the hardest to write, it has The Big, Mind-Shattering, Oh-Crap-I-Think-We-Just-Switched-Genres reveal in it. So. *sigh*)
ANYWAY. Not abandoning anything. I'm just going to have to work with myself a little.
First of all, rewrites. I have honestly, stupidly written myself into a corner, and that's the biggest reason all of this chapter's drafts have fallen face-first in the dirt. I'm going to go through all of the OC's and replace as many of them as I can, ESPECIALLY the other tributes, with characters from future!DCU. I'd probably have more options if it weren't for the timeskip *cough*Bart*cough,* but still. Terry McGinnis? Probably happening. Booster Gold? If I can help it.
I know, I'm excited too. (Why did I ever go with OCs what was I thinking this will make next chapter so much easier.)
MOST IMPORTANTLY. IF YOU SKIPPED EVERYTHING ELSE READ THIS: I need a beta. I need a beta. I really, extremely, desperately need a beta. I need, not just someone to spellcheck me and growl at my run on sentences and muggy paragraphs, I need a hardass that will bother me continually if I've written anything yet. I need someone who might be willing to listen to all of my stupid ideas and tell me which ones enter the realm of nonsensical overgrown plot that I naturally tend towards. Maybe help with alternative ideas. My laziness knows no bounds, and the best way to get me out of it is to start me on concepts all over again. In short, I need a fanfic nanny that bugs me about doing my homework. A bonus, I guess, would be that you get to hear my entire plot ahead of time, if that's much incentive at all, but this is still a lot to ask of someone.
Still, I refuse to let this go without a fight and am doing everything I can to keep this fic train a-rollin', so I really hope someone might be interested.
THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO HAS FOLLOWED, FAVORITED, REVIEWED OR JUST READ, SCOFFED IN DISGUST AND LEFT. I LOVE ALL OF YOU BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEINGS.
And the part where I lavish love on my reviewers because I was a jerk and didn't respond to 95% of them because meh I usually do that while writing the next chapter: Random (who pointed out that for a while there the characters were climatically eating clams before the storm), DieForPie, Unleash the Shadow, GIRLWONDER, gradensigernumbli, Guest, Phantom 4 Life, UDFlyers, chrnarnia3, Guest, Le Fay, and Chocochino11