The whole of New Directions sat in silence watching the impressive performance Kurt had taped from Vocal Adrenaline.

"It's called the human centipede," Mr. Shuester said, pointing at the screen. "One of the newest and complicated dance moves in show choir history!"

"It doesn't look that hard…" Blaine commented thoughtfully in what he thought was a quiet voice.

Everyone looked over at Blaine in shock. Kurt smacked him hard in the stomach, stopping his filter-less boyfriend before he could say anymore.

"Ow! What was that for?" Blaine whispered.

"What do you think!" Kurt shrieked.

"I dunno…"

"The human centipede… you basically just told the whole choir room that '69' isn't difficult…" Kurt whispered, face bright red.

"Awe, is Kurtie embarrassed?" Blaine cooed, slinging an arm around Kurt's shoulder and kissing his cheek.

"I hate you so much right now," Kurt mumbled, face turning tomato red.

"Just you wait," Blaine chuckled into his ear causing Kurt to shiver. "Um, Mr. Shue, maybe we should try out the human centipede for our number?" Will looked at Blaine in surprise. "I mean, I'm sure me and Kurt could demonstrate…" Blaine's serious façade cracked as his lip quirked into a grin.

"BLAINE!" Kurt shrieked once more as the guys in the choir room, sans Finn, laughed and gave varying calls of 'Get some, Anderson'.

"Alright, thank you for the input Blaine," Will sighed.

Blaine sat down laughing as Puck patted him on the back good-naturedly.

"Alright, how about we all take some time, think up some ideas, and reconvene tomorrow!"

Kurt picked up his satchel and pushed past Blaine, breezing out of the locker room.

"Ooo, someone's in trouble!" Puck laughed. Blaine rolled his eyes and followed Kurt.

"Kurt!" Blaine called chasing him down the hallway as Kurt stalked along. "Kurt! Kurt, I can't walk as fast as you!"

Finally, as Kurt swung his locker open Blaine reached his boyfriend.

"You, mister, are in so much trouble!" Kurt stated without looking at Blaine.

"Kurt, I –"

"I can't believe you would say something so vulgar and suggestive in school! You and Puck are no longer allowed to hang out!" Kurt ranted on about Blaine's inappropriate behavior as Blaine nodded and accepted his punishment.

"Kurtie," Blaine said as Kurt tried to regain his breath. "I'm sorry…"

Kurt rolled his eyes at his boyfriend's puppy-dog look. "You're too adorable for your own good sometimes…" Kurt said, pecking his boyfriend's lips, promptly forgiving Blaine.