This is going to be a series of one-shots of funny things I believe could happen to poor Percy Jackson. Something I work on when I have writer's block or something like that. Hope ya like it!

My name is Percy Jackson, and my friends are strange. And not strange as in we have magical powers (more like we have magical parents, if that makes any sense), but more in the way that I seriously believe half of them are mentally disturbed. Don't believe me? Keep reading. You'll see.