Oh god, what is this? I don't even... I asked my watchers on dA for some ideas of crossovers I should write and someone said MLP and Twilight. I wanted to die right then and there.

Kill me please.

The two groups stared each other down. The magic ponies of friendship were on one side of the street, the pale, sparkling vampires on the other. They walked across the pavement, ignoring the squealing of braking automobiles and the crunching of metal as cars crashed, trying not to hit the bizarre groups.

"What are you doing in our city?" Edward spit out, his voice like ice.

"We're are here to spread happiness and friendship! It is our duty!" Twilight Sparkle sang.

"Oh, well, in that case, let's be friends," Edward smiled, ice all gone.

They reached out to shake hand and hoof, gasping the other's appendage and shaking it heartily.

Then the world committed suicide by exploding and ripping apart the space-time continuum.

Thank you, world.

Please review, I guess...

*sobbing*