Hey people! It's me Discoabc with my SECOND fanfic EVER all about my OC Elizabeth and Varia :) Oh and for those of you who have not read my fanfic Strawberries and Cream I shall warn you now, I am insane. Yep so get ready for some seriously crazy stuff XD Now everybody do the wave ~(^-^)~
Disclaimer: I do not own KHR like every other fangirl in the world. It's the sad truth :( But hey, when I rule the world then I won't NEED to own them :) Always look on the bright side of life XD Like I said, I'm insane.
Chapter 1: Goodbye England and hello Hell!
A young woman with long brown hair and luminous green eyes stared up at the huge building before her. She was wearing black skinny jeans and a formal white shirt with a black tie hanging around her neck. Her black pumps muffled her footsteps as she edged a little closer to the building.
"Man, why is that goddamn evil woman sending me here?" she suddenly wailed. "I liked it in England, I didn't even mind the horrible weather! Wait, scrap that, I FRICKEN HATED IT!" she sighed, bowing her head in such a way that her fringe covered her cat-like eyes. "But I did like the tea," the girl then added, smiling. "But did that stupid boss listen to me? No, she just said 'Elizabeth Julietançe, go to motherfucking Italy and work there instead of here'. Man, she could have at least left the motherfucking part out," Elizabeth groaned as she walked into the building. "Work in the Varia head quarters since I've had enough of you," she said in a high and squeaky voice before frowning. "Gonna kill that woman one day, even if I am here cause I'm being promoted," Elizabeth sighed. She wasn't actually that pissed off about being sent from the Varia base in England to work at the headquarters in Italy I mean, she got a pay rise so why should she care? The reason why she was pissed off was that the flight over had been T-E-R-R-I-B-L-E. She had to cope with having some woman holding a crying baby in her arms the whole way over. Elizabeth wasn't one to hate babies, in fact she thought they were all geniuses and plotting to take over the world (THEY ARE I TELL YOU), but boy did that baby know how to scream. She shuddered, trying not to think about it as she walked down a corridor, trying to find somebody who could tell her where the HELL she was meant to be going. "Wow, for awesome assassins they sure do make it easy for you to get in," after saying this a knife flew past her face. "Or not," she sighed as she turned to face a young man with a mask covering his face.
"Elizabeth Julietançe?" he wondered.
"THANK GOD I'VE FOUND YOU!" Elizabeth raced up to the man and hugged him. "I HAVE BEEN STUCK HERE FOR AGES!"
"B-but according to my subordinates you only entered our base five minutes ago," the man stuttered, surprised by the girl's random action.
"Details, details," Elizabeth brushed off his comment and let go of him. "Now, can you tell me where I'm meant to go?"
The man nodded and began to lead her down corridors. Elizabeth hummed as she walked, her attention now diverted onto the many paintings on the walls. Most of them depicted people being murdered in gruesome ways. "I like their style," she nodded approvingly.
"Hey, is that Captain Belphegor's new lieutenant?" Elizabeth stopped looking at the painting to look at two woman who wearing the Varia uniform. She sighed. To her the mafia was split up into three categories: Those who joined to be badass and all that stuff, those who joined because they were forced to and those who joined to fangirl over other mafia members. The third category was by far the scariest. Elizabeth had to admit that the boys in the mafia were nearly always completely hot and sexy and she could understand why the fangirls joined but they still freaked the hell out of her!
"Yeah, I feel sorry for her," one of the girls said. Wait, sorry for her? Elizabeth blinked. Weren't they meant to be all 'KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF THEM, WE GOT HERE FIRST'? At least, that was what they were like in England. Elizabeth shuddered. She had BAD memories of the fangirl's in England. BAD memories.
"She'll probably be killed on her first day," the other nodded in agreement.
"Well it's nice to know that everybody doubts my abilities already," Elizabeth sighed before finally stopping outside a room.
"They are in here," the man who had led her there told her.
"Why thank you," Elizabeth grinned at him and placed her hand on the diamond doorknob (Yep, the Varia is flashy XD). "Oh and, if I do die by any chance I want you to murder my last boss," she told him before entering.
"VOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII!" Elizabeth blinked as she saw somebody with long silver hair with a pink bow in it shouting at a man with a green Mohawk. "LUSSURIA, GET THIS THING OUT OF MY HAIR!" they yelled.
"But you look so cute Squ-chan," the man pouted. Elizabeth stared at the longhaired figure.
"Squ-chan? Oh, you must be a girl!" she said out loud making everybody look at her. 'Squ-chan' spun his whole body around and glared at the twenty-six year old. "A really flat-chested girl," she commented.
"VOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIII! I AM NOT A GIRL!" Squalo yelled at her. Elizabeth blinked at looked at the man called Lussuria.
"Is she in denial about her own gender?" she wondered.
"VOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" Squalo yelled again and pointed his sword at her. "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"
"Yes," Elizabeth's reply made the sword-wielding man lower his sword. "A girl."
"VOOOOOOIIIIIIII!" Squalo yelled again. "I AM SUPERBI SQUALO!"
"And are giving me a headache," Elizabeth told him bluntly and rubbed her temples. "You are just as bad as that baby who was screaming in my ear on the flight over…wait, did you say Superbi Squalo?" she asked him.
"VOOOOOOIIIIIIII, WHAT ELSE DO YOU THINK I SAID?"
"Actually I thought you said Super Squalo but that isn't the point," she saluted to the man. "My name is Elizabeth Julientançe and I am here about my position as the Storm Guardian's lieutenant!" she introduced herself cheerily.
"Ushi shi shi~! A new peasant for me to mess around with?" a boy with the most GORGEOUS messy hair Elizabeth had ever seen laughed. She admired his appearance at first. Then she noticed what she had just called her.
"I'm a peasant?" she asked. Bel nodded at her, his crown glinting in the light. She stared at him for a few moments. "AWESOME!" Elizabeth threw herself at the boy, her eyes glittering. "THIS IS LIKE FRICKEN MEDIEVAL TIMES!" she yelled happily. "AND THAT'S LIKE MY FAVORITE PART OF HISTORY EVER!" she then stopped hugging Bel and cocked her head to the side thoughtfully. "French Revolution was good too I guess."
Bel stared at her for a few moments before grinning. "Ushi shi shi~ so many executions in that time period!" he laughed, agreeing with his new lieutenant.
"I KNOW RIGHT!" Elizabeth grinned happily.
"Aw, she's so CUTE!" Lussuria squealed and ran up to the girl before hugging her. "Mind if I call you Eliza-chan?" the flamboyant man asked her.
"BUT OF COURSE YOU CAN!" the other girl yelled so loudly that she put Squalo's VOI's to shame.
"Oh and you MUST call me Luss-nee!" Lussuria squealed, delighted that Xanxus had finally found a relatively pretty girl he could chat with. All the other girls in the Varia weren't that strong or were servants so he never got a real chance to talk with them about things that girls would usually talk about, annoying the feminine man to no end. But Elizabeth fitted what the man had needed exactly! "Now Bel-chan," Lussuria looked over at the twenty-six year old. "No killing your cute lieutenant even if she does annoy you since she is now officially my daughter and since you are my son you are not allowed to kill your sister," he wagged his finger at the boy. A knife flew past his face and embedded itself into the wall.
"Ushi shi shi~! I don't remember ever becoming your son," Bel glared at the man from beneath his fringe. "And I killed my brother so why wouldn't I kill my sister?"
"Cause I'm cute?" Elizabeth piped up.
"EXACTLY!" Lussuria nodded his head vigorously. He then looked around. "Huh? Where's Fran?" he wondered.
"Ushi shi shi, the un-cute kohai went with that idiot Levi to wake boss up," Bel twirled a knife in his hand.
"VOI! That boss better hurry up and greet this stupid girl so we can end this whole thing already!" Squalo growled.
"OI! I AM NOT STUPID!" Elizabeth yelled angrily.
"Yes you are!" Squalo hissed back.
"NO I AM NOT!" the girl howled. She then turned to Lussuria. "Right Luss-nee?"
"Of course you aren't stupid!" Lussuria cooed before glaring at Squalo. "How dare you call our child stupid!"
"VOOOOOOIIIIIIII! SHE IS NOT OUR CHILD!" the silver haired man yelled.
"She's in denial about a lot of things isn't she?" Elizabeth asked Bel who simply laughed in response.
"This girl has only been here five minutes and she's already driven that shark peasant crazy?" he thought as he grinned at the girl "Maybe I'll keep her alive for a bit longer…"
BANG! Everybody turned to see Levi and Fran flying through the double doors and landing on the floor. Levi lay still for a few moments, twitching, whilst Fran simply stood up and brushed himself off. The illusionist then noticed Elizabeth who was staring at him. "Who are you?" he asked her curiously. Elizabeth continued to gaze at him.
"C-cute…" she eventually murmured. Fran cocked his head to the side.
"So you are Cute sempai?" he asked her, thinking it was her name.
"OH MY GOD, YOU ARE SO CUTE!" Elizabeth raced towards the boy and hugged him. "MY GOD, YOUR HAT THING IS SO SOFT!" she yelled.
"Ushi shi shi~! There you are you un-cute kohai," Bel grinned at the boy.
"Ah, it's the fake prince," Fran said in his usual monotone voice. A knife flew through the air, just missing Elizabeth and embedding itself into Fran's hat. "Ow, that hurt sempai," Fran didn't sound as if he was in pain at all. Elizabeth noticed this and flicked his hat. No reaction from the boy. She then grinned.
"IT'S LIKE A PUNCHBAG!" she announced and begun to punch Fran's head, much to Bel's amusement.
"Ow, that hurts Cute sempai," Fran told her but she didn't stop.
"Ushi shi shi~! The peasant is learning well!" Bel sang, pleased with the girl's violent actions.
"Ah, Eliza-chan!" Lussuria ran over to the girl who was still punching Fran's head.
"Yes Luss-nee?" she asked him.
"Stop punching your poor brother Fran's head! We don't want you to end up like your brother Bel now!" Lussuria told her. Cue knife flying at the man's head.
"Ushi shi shi, what do you mean by that?" Bel asked.
"She means that you'll turn Cute sempai into a murdering freak, fake prince," Fran told him. Cue another knife in Fran's froggy hat.
"Boss…why?" Levi mumbled as he continued to die on the floor.
"VOOOOIIIIII! What happened to that stupid boss?" Squalo yelled.
"Who do you think you are calling stupid trash?" Xanxus walked into the room, his eyes drifting over the scene before him menacingly. "Oi, you. Trash," he looked at Elizabeth.
"Yes boss?" Elizabeth instantly stood up straight and stopped punching Fran's head.
"Will you obey all my orders?" Xanxus asked her. Elizabeth knelt down.
"Of course," she answered him confidently. Xanxus smirked approvingly.
"Starting tomorrow you will work as that idiot's lieutenant," he said, referring to Bel. He then left the room. Elizabeth got up to her feet and blinked.
"Well, that was quick," she remarked.
"Ushi shi shi~! Boss isn't a man of many words," Bel told her as he stood up.
"VOOOOIIIII!" Squalo yelled.
"What is it now girly?" Elizabeth asked him.
"Fake prince, show her to her room NOW!" Squalo yelled, eager to have the annoying girl out of his sight.
"Ushi shi shi, but that's a job for a peasant!" Bel argued.
"Bel-chan! Go show Eliza-chan her room now!" Lussuria ordered.
"No way you perverted freak," a knife flew through the air right past Lussuria's face.
"But Levi is out of action so who else will show her where it is?" the man asked as he gestured over to Levi who was still spazzing out on the floor. Bel thought for a moment before throwing a knife at Fran who was being attacked by Elizabeth again. Just before it hit him the frog wearing boy exploded into smoke, leaving a note saying 'Do it yourself fake prince'.
"Damn," Bel muttered and looked down at the girl who was currently freaking out about the fact that Fran had suddenly DISAPPEARED! "Ushi shi shi~! The prince will show you to your room so count yourself lucky peasant!" he told her.
"Sure thing Prince!" Elizabeth smiled and got to her feet. Bel grinned upon hearing her call him Prince before walking out of the room, his lieutenant close behind him.
Discoabc: So, do you guys like Eliza-chan so far?
Elizabeth: I AM SO FRICKEN INSANE!
Squalo: VOOOOOIIIIII I AM NOT A GIRL!
Discoabc: Still in denial I see.
Squalo: VOOOOOIIIIIIIIII!
Fran: My head hurts because of Cute sempai
Discoabc: *Hugs Fran* I am sowwy for doing this to you but it was needed to show that Eliza-chan is quite violent
Elizabeth: VIOLENCE SOLVES EVERYTHING!
Bel: Ushi shi shi~! So true
Discoabc: BEL! *Glomps him*
Fran: Cute sempai, I think the author is a lot like you
Elizabeth: Why thank you!
Fran: …That wasn't a compliment Cute sempai
Squalo: VOOOOIIIIIII! Review or else I will hunt you down!
Elizabeth: And give you tips on how to take care of your hair
Squalo: VOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIII! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU BRAT!
Bel: Ushi shi shi~! The peasant is doing well XD
Lussuria: Bye loving readers! *Blows kiss*
Bel: Bye bi!
Elizabeth: SOMEBODY SAVE ME! SQU-CHAN IS TRYING TO KILL ME!
Squalo: VOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIII! MY NAME IS NOT SQU-CHAN!