Just don't even ask. This inspiration on writing this fanfiction has come from numerous places, mainly my far-fetched daydreams lol. So yeah this is just a fun little story, not to be taken seriously, just to be read as something (hopefully) funny.

It was your usual magical day at Disney World. Birds were chirping, children were laughing, and the Hulk was smashing. Wait…what? Oh that's right these were the four days that the Avengers decided to take a trip to Disney World. After they defeated Loki and his army, they elected that the best punishment for him would be to take him to the happiest place on earth, Disney World. Madness ensues.

"I'll have that drink now," Loki said looking up at his foes.

"No Loki we have something much better than alcohol in store for you," Captain America said with a sly smile.

"Yep we're totally getting you dole whips and turkey legs!" Iron Man exclaimed.

Loki was confused as to where they were all going, Thor was too for that matter but he seemed to know more than his brother. They were in this place called Florida which consisted of many palm trees and happy tourists. Indeed they were TOO happy and Loki couldn't understand why. This Odin forbidden place was far too hot and humid for him; he thought he'd die from it, what with his heavy suit of armor on him. Those damn Avengers seemed to catch onto the happiness too and kept chatting about these strange things like Splash Mountain, Tower of Terror, and Mickey Mouse. And my gods that awful song they kept singing:

"It's a small world after all!" sang Hawkeye, "It's a small world after all! It's a small, small world! Come on Natasha do it in Russian!"

"Well okay, only because I can tell this is so annoying Loki. Это маленький мир, в конце концов, это маленький мир, в конце концов, это маленький мир, в конце концов, это маленький, маленький мир!" she sang joyously.

Soon they were all singing it, even Stark was. This awful song was making Loki's ears bleed. He was going to find the creator of this song and freeze him/her with the tesseract. Yes, yes, that way that person could no longer cause such happiness and awful lyrics!

In order to distract himself, he decided to look out the window. He saw a large sign that read, "Walt Disney World: Where Dreams Come True" with a small castle above it. On the sides were two friendly looking mice dressed up in human clothes. Loki scoffed at this, of course humans would make such vile creatures into something cute. When they passed the sign, all to be seen was miles upon miles of swampland. Loki thought of why they would be in swampland.

'Are we to parade through swamp with a giant mouse as our guide?' he thought to himself.

He shivered at the thought. He hoped this Disney World would have no giant mice. Loki was doing a successful job of ignoring the Avengers while they joyously sang their repetitive song. He started to plan another world domination plan, this time dominating Disney World, when all of a sudden they came across another giant sign that read, "Disney's Animal Kingdom".

Loki gulped and exclaimed, without even thinking: "No! No! I don't want to see any giant mice! No! Get me away from the perilous animals and this treacherous Disney!"

The Avengers all looked at Loki, eyes widened, and then burst out laughing.

"You guys brought cameras, right? He so needs to meet Mickey Mouse!" Bruce Banner said.

"I did! I can record it!" Natasha exclaimed happily.

And off they all went into Animal Kingdom.

So yeah that's my little tiny intro chapter. Do you like? I will try to get my Animal Kingdom Part I up by next Sunday! I think I might divide it into like certain sections of Animal Kingdom like Dinoland, U.S.A. and Asia. We shall see! So please review, tell me what you think, give me advice, all of that stuff! :)