"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer." - Swami X

"Would you let it go? It's not that big of a deal," Kate said rolling her eyes with a small as she sat on a couch with several others.

"Not that big of a deal, it's AMAZING! You just reach in there, there's one little maneuver and BAM! A bra! Right out the fucking sleeve! As far as I'm concerned there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close, am I right here?" Shady asked, looking around for confirmation from other guys in the room.

"Oh come on! You guys can pee standing up!" Reba said, sitting next to Kate.

"Wait, we can?! Okay, I'm trying that," Shakey said chuckling, causing most others to laugh.

"Okay, well you know what blows my mind?" Jacob said sitting in a chair across from the couch and the coffee table with beer bottles, cigarettes, and other drugs covering it.

"I'm sure it's fucking riveting Jay," Jenna said, smirking sitting next to Shakey.

"Women can see breasts anytime they want," He said simply with a smirk on his face as well.

Most of the girls rolled their eyes while the guys chuckled at Jacob's very true statement.

"They just look down and there they are! How you get any work done is beyond me," Jacob crosses his arms and leans back, generating small laughter from everyone else.

"Okay, well you know what I don't get?" Chrystal added as she walked into the room.

"What princess?" Jacob asked sarcastically.

"The way that guys can do so many mean things, and then like not even care..." She said sitting down on another couch.

This generating some smirks and chuckles from the girls as the guys' smiles slowly faded away, many of them looking around avoiding eye contact. This made the girls laugh even more at her comment.

"I think you are forgetting something though Chrystal..." Humphrey said as he walked in smirking.

Everyone then looked at him waiting for his retaliation against her blow against the all powerful alpha males of the room.

"Multiple orgasms!" Humphrey said as he sat down grinning, redeeming the position of the guys.

Shady sat down in a chair next to Jay and lit a cigarette, laughing a little from his brother's response. They continued to talk and enjoy themselves at this party that more people then this house can actually handle is at. After the their big victory at the game, everyone wanted to celebrate but didn't exactly have a place to do it. Surprisingly enough, Andrew, Sarah's oh so charming and loving boyfriend, offered to have the party here, at his house.

Andrew, like his better half Sarah, is no longer in the wonderful and ever so dreadfully dull journey known as 'High School'. This is actually his house, and he could not give rat's anal cavity if they partied here. This house has seen far worse parties then they could ever throw. But still, not everyone wanted to go there. So the party was split up, some went here, some went to Garth's, and some went to several other places.

The room they were in was filled with cigarette and weed smoke, beer and liquor bottles, cans, and plastic cups. There were lots of people outside drinking and talking, fighting even. Salty was in the bathroom getting high, Andrew was outside participating in this fight, Lilly... well Lilly was somewhere.

"How the fuck can you guys smoke cigarettes and still manage to play sports?" Reba asked with confusion in her voice.

"Yeah, those fucking things will kill you," Jenna added, smirking as she lit one for herself.

"Is that right?" Shady asked, smirking as he blew out smoke into the air.

"Yep," She grinned slowly blowing smoke back at him.

"Alright, I see your point, but before I die Jenna, what about you?" Shady asked.

"What about me?" She asked grinning.

"Well, you know, I don't see you resisting the urge to light up one of the cancer sticks. What makes you better than me?" He asked.

"I never said I was better than you," She replied.

"Oh maybe your mouth didn't spell it out for us, but it was definitely put out there," Shady said as he puffed his cigarette.

"Oh yeah?" She grinned.

"Like slutty, wet pussy... begging to be fucked," He said softly with a smirk, blowing smoke out of his nose.

A few people around them chuckled to themselves as they both stared at each other for a few short, but intense moments. The moment was ended shortly, however.

"Alright you two, enough," Jacob said after taking a hit of a bong. "Here, have a hit," He said as he passed it to Shady.

"Let's hope it evens out the cancer growing in your lungs," Humphrey said chuckling as his brother took a hit.

"Fuck you," He said blowing out smoke.

"Yeah, fuck you and your slutty, wet pussy," Chrystal said smirking, resulting in a minor group laugh.

"Hey, don't you talk shit about sluts. Some of my favorite people in this world are sluts," Shady said grinning at her.

"Oh I'm sure baby," She chuckled as she leaned forward on the table and slowly snorted a line of coke.

"You little coked-headed slut," He smirked

She punched him in the arm and laughed a little, then kissed him on the lips. Shady himself went down and snorted a line, as well many others sitting around them. Humphrey laughed a little, but saw Kate get up and walk out, he put his cigarette out and followed her outside.

"Hey, Kate!" He said as he got to her outside, she looked back at him to see him coming towards her.

"You leaving?" He asked curiously.

"No... just kind of felt like getting out of there is all... get some air," She replied softly.

"Yeah... I hear ya," He replied back, and soon leaving them both in an awkward silence together.

Suddenly the silence was broken.

"You wanna go..." They both started, then laughed a little at that.

"You wanna go somewhere?" Humphrey asked smiling.

"Sure," She smiled back.

So they left, together, and that is really all that mattered. They talked. They laughed. And they talked and talked and talked some more.

"Alright, I got one; what's some the craziest shit you have ever done?" Kate asked smiling.

"The craziest?" Humphrey asked chuckling.

"Yes, the most insane shit ever," She smirked.

"Okay, well let's see, my brother and I have definitely gotten into some crazy shit," Humphrey chuckles.

"Well, maybe this really isn't crazy for me, but I was hanging out with my brother one night and we were at some beach, I don't really remember where. But Shady met this girl, who was pretty much the hot, laid back, pot-smoking hippie type. The good ol' classic rock type of girl, ya know? And Shady fucking adored her! Like, this was probably the first girl he ever actually liked. Like, more than in the sac type of like. Anyway, they hit it off, but they didn't tell each other their names. When he met her, she was fucking rollerblading and to this day we still call her 'skater girl,'" Humphrey laughs.

"Wow, why didn't they tell each other their names?" Kate asked giggling.

"You got me, they didn't want to ruin the moment with names according to Shady. I guess it was romantic or intimate at the time, but anyways they went back to our house, obviously, I went with Salty, Shakey, and everyone else and we went to a party at... someone's house. Jacob's? Probably, yeah I think it was Jacob's. But anyways, according to him they smoked pot and listened to rock records all night. Like, records. Real fucking records. Shady actually has them," Humphrey explained.

"That's... actually pretty cool," Kate chuckled.

"Yeah, I know, right? Anyways, they fucked...," Humphrey said.

"Of course, isn't that expected when you're hanging out with Shady?" Kate smiled.

"Duh, it's in the fine print," Humphrey chuckled.

"I'm surprised he hasn't fucked his sister, Sarah," Kate laughed.

"Well...," Humphrey smirked.

"No!" Kate gasped.

"Just fucking with you!" Humphrey laughed hysterically.

"You fucking prick!" Kate laughed and hit him

"But wait, here's the best part! When Shady woke up the next morning, she was gone!" Humphrey yelled out smiling.

"What?!" Kate's mouth was dropped to the ground.

"I know! For the first, and currently only time in my brother's life, a girl left HIM before he did!" Humphrey said very excitedly.

"Oh... my god," Kate said, still surprised.

"I laughed for days about this! I couldn't fucking believe it!" Humphrey laughed.

"What about Shady?" Kate asked in concern.

"What? What do you mean?" Humphrey asked back, confused.

"What about Shady? How did he feel about this?" Kate asked with just as much concern.

"Oh... well he was... pretty upset actually. He was quiet for a couple days. I don't know, he thought she was pretty great. He finally found a girl he actually WANTED to date. That and she stole one of his guitars," Humphrey laughed at the end.

"Oh shit, I'm surprised he didn't track her down and fucking kill her," Kate replied chuckling.

"Yeah, he wasn't too happy about it... at all," He explained.

"I bet. So... anything else?" Kate asked with interest plain in her voice.

"Hmm... well he did sleep with one of his teachers once, back in sophomore year," Humphrey added.

"Yeah, I know," She rolled her eyes chuckling.

"Yeah... how exactly did you find out again?" Humphrey asked confused.

"He told me, you told me, Jenna told me, Sarah told me, Reba told me, Janice told me, even fucking Lilly knew about it for christ's sake!" She laughed.

"Oh, well I guess it got around more than I thought," Humphrey chuckled.

"Yeah, it did," Kate giggled.

There was soon a silence between the two as they continued walking down a side walk on their road to nowhere. They just kept walking, admiring the night sky and occasionally each other, until it was eventually broken.

"So... Shady," Kate said.

"What about him?" Humphrey asked with a small chuckle.

"What do you think of him? Like... really think of him?" Kate asked in curiosity.

"What do I think of him? Well, that's quite the question Kate," Humphrey chuckled a little.

"I know, but he's quite a character. There's so many reasons to like him, and everyone does. Every body loves your brother. I just wanted to know what your exact opinion on him, since you know him best," Kate explained.

"Well, he's my brother. So, I guess, by default I have to love him. Isn't that how it works? I'm just supposed to... love him no matter what because he's family?" Humphrey asked.

"I don't know... it's hard to have just one opinion on him. He's funny, energetic, and always ready for anything. Yet he's erratic, sarcastic, and to be honest, an asshole to a lot of people. We all know this. And the longer I know him the more I think he only really cares about himself. I know he'd do almost anything for me or Sarah or our mother, but really he's pretty selfish in most ways. He's never really cared about a girl, and Chrystal is no exception. He doesn't have a clue what love is, and probably never will. I know that's a bold statement, and I hope it's not true, but... I think it might be," Humphrey explained, with a small sigh at the end.

"Wow... I never gave him that much thought, but... I think you might be right Humphrey," Kate replied, in awe of realizing that he might be right.

"I don't want to be, but Shady is a person who has no self-control. No willpower. No ability to just say 'No'," Humphrey stated.

"That's definitely true, and he's not the only one. Most of the people we left back there are similar, my sister being one of them," Kate said, agreeing with Humphrey.

"Yeah, we should probably be getting back there about now..." Humphrey said looking back.

"Yeah, I guess you're right," Kate sighed, and agreed.

"Wouldn't want them to actually realize we're gone," Humphrey chuckled.

"I don't think we have to worry about that," She chuckled with him.

Back at the Party

"The party at Garth's a few months back, remember? It was Veronica! The girl in the red skirt, I definitely stuck my tongue down her throat!" Salty exclaimed, standing up pacing.

"That was me..." Reba said, crossing her arms smirking.

A few chuckles emerged from the crowd of people in the room.

"I'm sorry Reba, when I've been drinking I tend to get a little overly... friendly. So, I'm sorry..." Salty apologized.

"It's okay," Reba smiled.

"That's okay," Janice also said.

"It's okay," Mooch said smiling as he walked by and patted his shoulder.

Salty's face when to sheer disgust and shock at this realization, yet everybody else seemed to think it was the highlight of the night so far. The group laughed hysterically as Salty just left the room, Shady then got up from his spot next to Chrystal.

"Where are you going?" Chrystal asked.

"Get more beer," Shady replied as he walked off out of the room.

He walked out of the living room, and into the kitchen, where several other people stood socializing. He somehow managed to make it through these people and got to the fridge, he opened it and found a beer and took it out, closing the door to reveal a surprising face behind it.

"Hey Shady," Kate and Jenna's sister Lilly stood smiling at him with a beer in a plastic cup in her hand.

"And what do ya know? I am blessed by none other than the white little smurfy sister of the two succubus known as Kate and Jenna. What can I do for you beautiful?" Shady asked smirking.

Lilly giggled at that, "Oh nothing, just saying hello is all,"

"Oh... well... hello," Shady said, putting more emphasis on the last word.

"You enjoying yourself tonight?" Lilly asked.

"Indeed I am little smurf, and can I expect the same from you?" Shady asked.

"For the most part, but my enjoyment that I am experiencing tonight is sadly missing one little, yet very big part," Lilly grinned.

"And what would that be precious?" Shady chuckled.

Lilly leaned forward into his ear and whispered softly, "You,"

Shady grinned and then looked at her to see she was as well. He then opened his beer, drank a good portion of it, then set it down.

"Alright, let's go smurf," Shady said smirking and took her hand as they snuck off out of the view of others.

Now whether it's the coke clogging his nostrils, the weed in his brain, or the alcohol flooding his veins, or just the sheer lack of willpower or self-control within himself, it doesn't matter. Shady and Lilly made into Andrew's bedroom in the house, and saw that their were already people in the room snorting coke.

"Out compadres!" Shady almost commanded, and the three sighed but eventually complied and left the room.

Shady and Lilly then turned their gazes towards each other, both of them smiling as they lost themselves within the other for a bit. This is the moment, the moment that everybody who has every had any meaningless sex with anybody knows. Where you stare into your partner's eyes, and lose yourself. That is it, even for just a brief moment, that they both feel a glimpse of what it's like to be in love.

After this moment passed, Lilly then immediately jumped into Shady's arms, kissing him full on. Shady obviously returned the kiss, holding her close as they made out passionately. Lilly moaned as she felt his tongue caress her's, and his hands touching her rear end. He began to kiss into her neck, taking in the sweet scent that is Lilly. She moaned and pushed him down into the bed, resulting with her on top.

She smiled, and began to rub his chest, feeling his body. He grinned with his hands on her waists as she moved her hands back up to her, touching all around her body trying to get him aroused. Lilly began to move her hips against his lower area, looking down at him getting a little wet. Shady was grinning, watching her every move so attentively, not taking his eyes off of her. Then, she began to remove her shirt.

Time seemed to slow as she revealed her upper body to him, throwing her shirt at his face. Her sweet scent covered the piece of cloth and flooded his nostrils. Removing the shirt from his face, he then took in almost all of her body had to offer. Her figure was stunning and her fur was absolutely beautiful and soft as can be. Lilly's breasts were very nice for her age, good enough for Shady at least. He seemed to enjoy every inch of her.

"You like?" Lilly asked smiling as she rubbed her body.

"Very much so little smurf," He smirked.

She giggled and leaned down to kiss him, him wrapping his arms around her to remove her bra. She moaned as she felt it fall off of her onto his chest, and his hands slowly began to feel the softness of her breasts. She enjoyed that indeed, and sat up to play with herself even more for his amusement. He smiled and began to rub her lower area slowly, causing pleasure to flow through her.

She moved his hands down, and got off of him to take off her pants slowly. He watched she slid those long jeans off of her gorgeous legs, leaving only purple panties behind. Shady then took off his own shirt and threw it aside, and began to work on his pants. She stopped him with a smirk.

"Let me," She said as she slowly unbuttoned his pants and pulled them down, revealing his erected penis sticking out of his boxers.

"Well, it sure is something alright," She smirked seeing it, pulling his boxers off.

"It's not about the size as much as it's about how you use it," Shady smirked.

"Oh really?" Lilly asked.

"Oh yeah," He replied.

"Well, thanks for the lesson big boy," She smirked as she moved her head down there, and gave it a good long lick.

Shady smiled as she licked all around it, getting a feel of the land before she engulfs it whole. He gently rubbed her head, stroking her hair as she suddenly wrapped her lips around his cock and went down. He sighed out a pleasurable sigh as she started suck his cock, her tongue moving all around it, moaning as she moved up and down. Shady watched her as she did this, grinning as he saw that little smurf sucking his dick. All he could think in his head that if anyone found out about this, he'd be so fucked.

He didn't care, all he cared about was now. He slowly pulled her off of his cock and went face to face with her, they stared at each other before locking into a deep kiss. Lilly wrapped her legs around her lover as he held her close, kissing each other passionately. Shady rubbed her fingers against her clit, sending her waves of pleasure as they kissed. The sounds of her cute and soft little moans invigorated him.

They broke the kiss and Lilly turned around on her hands and knees, her nice firm ass staring back at him. He grinned and lifted up her panties and putting his dick in between them, rubbing his cock in her ass crack.

"Oh Shady..." Lilly moaned softly rubbing one of her breasts.

He then pulled them all the way down and gave his hand a few licks before rubbing her ass crack, getting it ready for penetration.

"You sure want to do this?" Shady asked, wondering if she was really okay with doing anal.

"Hell yeah, I've done it this before Shady, don't worry," She smiled at him.

"Well, alright then," He chuckled before slowly pushing into her ass.

They both released slight moans of pleasure from this as Shady started to pump himself into her ass. Lilly panted and moaned from his humps into her, wanting more from him. He gripped her ass as he thrusted into her, Lilly retaliating with matching his thrusts by pushing back into him. Her moans were the fuel to keep Shady going, they were so erotic and hot. He watched her back side move back and forth with his thrusts, her hair flowing down her face, and her breasts bouncing rhythmically.

Lilly they flipped her hair back sexily, causing Shady to smirk and pound into her hard suddenly. Lilly cried out and bit down on the bed covers, her ass raised in the air for him to pummel. He shoved his cock in and out of her rear, sending him great pleasure as he felt all around her back and ass. Lilly's legs shook as she was fucked into the bed, moans escaped her throat as she kept biting into the bed.

"Oh Shady... lick my asshole..." She muttered softly with her eyes shut.

Shady's eyes widened, then just grinned. He never realized how freaky Lilly could be, but then again he never really knew her that well to begin with. He slowly pulled out of her hole and started kissing down her ass until he reached her rear hole. Lilly rubbed it with her hand, opening it more for him, wanting his tongue inside it. He complied, and slowly licked her bum.

She loved it and begged for more, this was only a teaser. He grabbed her ass and shoved his face inside, moving his tongue around inside her so skillfully. Lilly shuddered from his tongue licking inside her as soft quiet moans escaped her throat. Shady licked all the way up her crack and kissed around her ass, squeezing her cheeks. She clenched her eyes shut moaning as she fingered herself, loving the feeling of his hands moving down her ass and backside.

His tongue caressed her anal cavities so gently and roughly at the same time, squeezing and rubbing her soft, firm ass. He licked all the way up her bum and kissed around it, giving it a sudden smack to the cheek. She moaned and shuddered a little, rubbing her ass against him smoothly. Shady smiled and she turned around facing him, grinning as she lied him down on his back. Lilly stroked his cock, feeling it's thickness and weight within her grasp. She got up and sat down on top of it, inserting it within her deep and quivering wet vagina.

They both moaned in sync as she began to effectively ride him like a horse, putting his hands on her sides. He looked up at her smirking, watching her beautiful body move up and down slowly on top of him. He gently squeezed her ass cheeks as she began to fuck him more mercilessly, a look of ecstasy on her face. He pushed upward a little as she rode, forcing himself as deep inside her as he could possibly go to enhance this wonderful experience even more.

She flipped her hair back sexily for Shady's amusement, and amused him she did. He lay his head back against the pillow on the bed as she pretty much had the responsibility of fucking under control now. His eyes trailed around the room, curious as they were. It was Andrew's room obviously, no doubt about that. To his surprise, his eyes managed to behold a giant hold in the wall, not too far right from the entrance of the room. It puzzled him a little. What the fuck did Andrew do to create a hole of this magnitude in his own wall? Shady decided to ignore it, because while he was busy sightseeing the room, he began to notice that he, and Lilly, were on the verge of a pretty great orgasm.

"Oh Shady! I'm... almost there!" Lilly clenched her eyes shut riding him slightly harder.

He grinned, and began to thrust up into her a little harder as well. But, suddenly out of nowhere, Lilly razed her fist in the air and... punched him. Right in the face.

He grunted a little after taking a decent hit to the face, blinked several times trying to figure out what caused this strange and out of the blue occurrence. But, as he looked back at her, she was still riding him! Nothing had changed for her, she just kept on fucking. And enjoying it all the same. Whatever. This is a problem that is to be dealt after cumming of course.

"Oh Shady! Yes! Yes!" Lilly howled as she and Shady both came at the same time, pleasure coursing through them.

But, again, as his veins were being flooded with place, his face once again flooded with pain as Lilly punched him... again! And harder too.

"Ow..." Shady said as he rubbed his face from her punch. Lilly smiled at him and kissed his cheek, replying with a simple 'woopsie' as she got up, grabbed her clothes and walked out.

He watched her as he walked out with the biggest look of confusion on his face ever, and when she finally made it out the door, he bursted out into nothing less than minor laughter.

-ShadyWolf313