A/N: Just the product of boredom. What were Apollo's other lame poems?
Behold, some of his failures at limericks and haikus... XD
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First parody fic. D:
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Apollo's Poems
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There once was a goddess from Sparta
Whose gift to the mortals was parkas
The people complained
Drove the goddess insane
So she turned them into dogs that just bark-ad
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Artemis' Hunters
Criticize my great poems
I torture their lives
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Yes, I was born first
We've argued for endless years
Artemis, epic fail
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There once was a man named Luke Castellan
Determined to help Kronos' army win
But he had a good heart
A nice man from the start
Gave his life in the Last Olympian
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Annabeth haters
Say she is a Mary Sue
Who cares, I'm awesome
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Yikes, Nico di Angelo
Feeds hamburgers to the dead
Let me keep the toy
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Perseus Jackson
Rules the water and speaks horse
I'm still more awesome

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The great Pan is dead
The satyrs say it's only
Al Gore propaganda
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Half-blood, Thalia
Turned into a magic tree
Wow, her life so sucks
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Hera helps half-bloods
Make a wish, good luck, goodbye
POOF! – she's annoying
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Evil algebra
"X" equals mad Kindly One
Tough, tough equation