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Myth Fact Harpies are half bird half human and are not to be confused with a harp which is a musical instrument or herpes which is a STD.

Dear Alexandra Sportbra.

My name is Jerry Green and I have been looking over your sport records and we at W.h.o.o.p believe that you could get better by joining us. Many famous athletes have passed through our doors over the years such names as Jackie Chan, Tony Hawk, Babe Ruth, Payton Manning, Yao Ming, and Mia Hamm to just name a few and we could you make you another famous name known to all.

We heard you are a vegetarian and we have the capability to support this diet of yours.

Sports are watched by many people and within a few years your name would be a house hold name so with that in mind we have dorms available here. But you do not need to stay here with us you could live at home if you choose. But if you live at home we would send a vehicle to pick you up. We would also pay you $1.000 a year and we could get you into the best Sport Programs at the best Colleges. You have 1 year to decide if you want to join us. Please contact us at ***************.

sincerely.

Jerry Green.

P.S. Lemon juice is sour so don't drink it straight up.