Amyat-chan: Hey everyone, here's the second part to the collection. This one is written by Amme-chan :)
Thanks to my first reviewer however I'm not quite sure what you were asking about, I don't believe I have heard what you wanted it to crossover with and I can't reply to it, sorry
I'm going to turn annon reviewing off if I can figure out how to (Or I might just ask Amme-chan, that's probably easier and quicker)
We're watching the Abridged series!
Yugi: Amme-chan, what are you doing, everyone's been wondering where you are.
Amme: Sorry Yugi. I'm watching Yugioh the abridged series, I'll be with you when it's over.
Yugi: Abridged series? What's that?
Amme: You don't know?
Yugi: *Shakes head* hey Joey! Tristan! Do you know about Yugioh abridged?
Joey & Tristan: *Walk into my secret hidaway (that's not so secret anymore (pout))* nope.
Joey: Someone did ask me a really random question about being a furrie though, where the hell did that come from?
Amme: Yugioh Abridged.
Teá: Who's abridged? Hi everyone.
Amme: Hey Teá. Yugioh Abridged is your show but with all the card games taken out of it and the speech is fan dubbed by a man who is only known as LittleKuriboh. It's really funny because none of your abridged characters act like you are now.
Tristan: Really?
Yugi: Maybe we should watch it... it sounds weird.
Amme: YEAH! Let's do that, someone get Yami, Seto and Grandpa, this is going to be brilliant!
Seto: *Walks in* What the hell have I been dragged in here for?
Grandpa: Hello everyone, tea?
Amme: Maybe later…
Yami: Aibou? What's this all about, I only heard Yugioh Abridged.
Seto: What? Never heard of the crap.
Amme: Just watch, EPISODE ONE! Now be quiet and pass the popcorn!
Yami: Yugioh is filmed before a live studio audience…
Yugi: Hey Joey, earth to Joey, hey are you in there? It's your move.
Tristan: you both sound warped.
Amme: Wait till you hear the rest of them.
Joey: Sorry Yug, doing this Brooklyn accent makes it difficult to concentrate on card games.
Tristan: I know what you mean, my voice is pretty crazy too. I'm thinking about changing it.
Seto: Ha, that's almost funny.
Teá: *Laughs* wow. That is crazy.
Amme: shut up and watch!
Yugi: By the way, my Grandpa has a super rare card.
Yugi: *Surprised face* that sounded like a badly written script.
Amme: that's the point, your abridged character brought it up so that this episode had a plot.
Yugi: Oh… (LOL Yugi-oh)
Tristan: Groooovy.
Joey: Hey, bada-bing.
Tristan and Joey: *Cringe faces* is this meant to be funny?
Amme: It's called doing a bad reference.
Seto: Rare card. That sounds vague enough to be the Blue Eyes white Dragon-
Grandpa: How the hell did he jump to that conclusion?
Amme: It's abridged, you don't need an explanation.
Seto continues: and since I'm a child Billionaire in change of a huge gaming company; I obviously have nothing better to do than go check it out.
Seto: *Eyebrow twitches in annoyance*
Tristan: Makes your life seem lazy, eh?
Yugi: Hey Gramps, can we please see your super rare awesome chocolaty fudge coated mega super card?
Yugi: *Cringes into Yami*… I don't say that…
Seto: huh… that sounds childish.
Yami: Don't torment him!
Amme: Shut the hell up!
Grandpa: I don't see why not. Here it is; the Blue Eyes White Dragon.
Grandpa: that was quick.
Joey: That's the least threatening name for a card I've ever heard. What kinda mook would want a card like that?
Seto: *Looks mad as everyone smiles, they know what's next!*
Seto: I'm here for your Blue Eyes old man and I won't take no for an answer. Now give it to me…
Grandpa: No.
Seto: Curses, foiled again.
Amme: *Laughs!*
Yami: Why didn't he just snatch it? It was right on the table.
Amme: That's why LittleKuriboh made this joke out of it, the same question applies to your normal series.
Yami: Ra you're right…
Seto: I'm gunna hire some thugs to kidnap you now, I'm a billionaire so on one will even thing about pressing charges.
Grandpa: That Kaiba kid needs to get laid.
Tristan: Big time.
*Everyone laughs*
Seto: *Glares* What… The… Hell?
Amme: He's implying you're sexually frustrated.
Joey: *Sees Seto eyeing him a little* Hey! Don't look at me!
Yugi: Hello, Game shop.
Seto: I kidnapped your Grandpa Yugi, and then I duelled him into submission, so could you get over here and call an ambulance for him? I have far too much money to be expected to do it myself.
Yugi: Wait who is this?
Teá: *Half cringe half laugh* Amme's last comment made that sentence sound so disturbing…
Grandpa and Seto: *Glance nervously*
Yugi: Grandpa-
Teá continues: as does the position Grandpa is laying in…
Yugi continues: Are you alright?
Yugi: *Slight smile* at least I care a little.
Yami: *Hugs him* you're always going to be nice Aibou.
Grandpa: Somehow playing a card game has caused me to become severely injured.
Seto: That's right, and now watch this.
Yugi: Grandpa's special super rare awesome super card!
*Everyone chuckles*
Yugi: Why me?
Joey: What the heck did you do that for?
Seto: So it could never be used against me!
Yugi: In that case why not just tear up every card in the whole world?
Yami: He has a point…
Seto: Shut up and duel me.
Amme: LOL!
Tristan: That's one way to get out of it.
Yugi: Don't worry Gramps. I'll win this duel with your deck.
Grandpa: W-wait a minute. I've been injured and now you're going to steal my deck and go play cards with your arch rival?
Yugi: Pretty much.
Grandpa: No wonder your parents are never around.
Amme: ouch… and by the way; where are your parents Yugi?
Yugi: *Shruggs* In the Japanese version my Mum is sometimes seen in the house, but I have about as much clue as you have, in fanfics most say they're dead.
Teá: Am I going to talk yet?
Teá: Gather round everyone and I'll mark us with a special sign!
Joey: Er Teá, not for nothing, but ain't this permanent marker?
Teá:…Oh… woopes.
Teá: *Blushes*
*Everyone laughs.*
Joey: why were you even carrying that thing around in the first place?
Teá: I'm a kleptomaniac I stole it from school.
Tristan: Hey my wallets missing.
Teá: Kaiba took it!
*Everyone laughs*
Teá: I did not!
Grandpa: Great denial skills.
Seto: As if I would do that.
Yami: It's time to duel.
Seto: Wait did your testicles just drop in the last five seconds or something, what the heck happened to your voice?
*Everyone bursts out laughing*
Amme: Oh, Ra! That's *Falls over laughing* Bugger, I've got laughing craps!
Tristan: *Wipes eye* Maybe these episodes are alright.
Joey: That's a good question really, do they drop when you switch?
Yami & Yugi: *Blush and splutter* Joey!
Yami: Holy Ra! Real monsters!
Seto: Actually they're just super advanced holograms created for the sole purpose of enriching the experience of a children's card game.
Yami: Okay seriously you've got to be f-bleep!-king kidding me-
Amme: Go Yami…(!)
Yami continues: who wastes all their money on something like that?
Seto: They guy who's going to beat your pasty Pharaoh butt with three Blue Eyes White Dragon's. That's who.
Yami: Wait a minute did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?
Seto: Yeah so?
Yami: That's against the rules isn't it?
Seto: Screw the rules I have money!
Amme: Yes! Epic Win! High Five!
Seto: *Smirks and High fives* I like this other me.
Yami: I don't.
Tristan: You don't like the normal one.
Yami: Touché.
Seto: Now draw your last pathetic card, Yugi so I can finish you.
Yami: My Grandpa's deck has no pathetic cards, Kaiba. Except maybe the Kuriboh,-
Yugi: Hey Kuriboh's not pathetic, you take that back!
Kuriboh: KURIIII!
-but it also has this; the unstoppable Exodia!
Seto: Ah! Exodia! It's not possible! No one's ever been able to summon him!
Yami: Really?-
Yugi: You sound so bored…
Joey: *Sniggers* it's abridged Yug, it doesn't need to be good acting.
Mokuba: Hey guys, what ya watching?
Amme: Someone fill him in.
Yami continues: Is that because it's so rare?
Seto: No it's because this game make no sense, no one can figure out how to do it.
Yami: Nobody except me! Exodia Obliterate!
Mokuba: Big brother, is it time for my cameo yet?
Mokuba: I don't sound like that!
Joey: And what the hell is a cameo?
Seto: How? How did you summon Exodia?
Yami: Kaiba, if you really wish to know, then talk to the hand!
Seto: Ah…..
Yami: Did I just pathetically Mind Crush him?
Seto: That hurt in the normal series.
Yami: Sorry…
Yugi: *Hugs* you won!
Grandpa: I appear next! Oh goodie!
Grandpa: I wet myself.
Amme: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH! Okay I'm done.
Mokuba: I was in this for about three seconds!
Amme: There are more episodes you midget.
Yugi: On behalf of my height; HEY!
Amme: Sorry Yugi!
Random man, (think he's called Ray): Mr Pegasus sir, it seems the reigning Duel Monsters Champion has been defeated by… someone named Yugi… a-also it's time for your sponge bath.
Pegasus: Mmmm! *In a really girly/pedo way*
*Everyone laughs*
Teá: He sounds drunk or high.
Amme: Or over stereotypically gay in the bad way not the Boy love Boy normal way.
Tristan: That works.
Ending pop up, Yugi's face with a random voiceover: Hey, hey, hey! Fun time! Goofing up Marston style! Wonk Wonk! [Created by LittleKuriboh]
*Shocked into silence faces*
Joey: O-kay… that was werid…
Amme: It's meant to be. So… what do you think? Funny right?
Joey: Yeah.
Tristan: It's cool.
Teá: Sounds and acts nothing like me.
Yami: It's different.
Yugi: I liked parts of it.
Grandpa: Not me really.
Seto: This rocks.
Mokuba: I was hardly in it.
Amme: You appear more later, Mokie. Let's make this a regular thing! We'll all sit down once a week and watch this! It'll be fun!
Yami: If it makes aibou laugh…
Yugi: *Kiss on cheek* you're sweet.
Amme: *Puzzleshipping-loving stare* aww….
Amyat-chan: *drags Amme-chan away from Yami and Yuugi* Well I hope you all liked that and will now go to youtube to watch it the cardgamesftw has all the original ones from littlekuriboh
Me and Amme-chan both have exams on at the moment so not sure when the next update will be so please r&r to keep us going
Ja ne