The Pathetic Vault Dweller's Survival Guide

Chapter 4: Fireworks at Tenpenny

Wow, you run fast for a soon-to-be town murderer fleeing from an atomic bomb!

"That tower! Is that the one that Mr. Burke told me to go to?!"

Ah yes, Tenpenny Tower! Beautiful isn't it?

"Sure?"

Look more raiders! Look at the rocket launcher on that one! What are you doing?! Are you hiding and crying?!

"I just want to go back to the Vault! I'm-I'm going to close my eyes and I'm going to be there!"

Oh great, the radiation is already getting to you. Okay, relax, pull out your pistol and start firing…
Open your eyes! You need to aim in order to kill them dumbass!

"AH!"

…Well, they're dead now…maybe you should stop firing?

"I…I did it?"

Overdid it, actually. But, you're still alive and that a plus. Now loot their bodies and make sure you grab all their fancy drugs.

"Drugs?"

For selling. Please, you're already a handful to put up with, I'm not going to have you start doing drugs. Well, not yet at least.

"I'm not doing drugs!"

Oh, I'm sorry, are you protecting some bright future? I wasn't aware of all the colleges you could go to! You're right! With your brains, you could probably be a successful stockbroker for the nonexistent market! Or, or, a doctor! You know, because your father set such a great example…

"Alright! I get it!"

Good, to the tower then!

"Another ghoul is there…and he's yelling at a wall?"

Speaker, he's yelling at a speaker. Ugh, he's taking too long. Just shoot him!
Wow, you just did it—and with no complaints!

"Because you're mean to me."

…I think the word you were looking for was 'helpful'.

"I can't believe you were installed on my Pipboy."

I'm choosing to ignore that—now press the button and tell them that Mr. Burke sent you.

"Wow, this place is actually much nicer! And there's Mr. Burke…but who's this old guy?"

Allistair Tenpenny, here to thank you for your work in Megaton!

"He wants me to press the button to kill the town…Wait, you mean I didn't screw them over yet?! I still have a chance to-"

Just look at that explosion! It practically takes over the whole horizon! Oh, just watch it reach for the heavens as it puffs up with more radiation! You, my good woman, are an artist!

"I'm a horrible person! All those people-"

Are dead!