The Pathetic Vault Dweller's Survival Guide

Chapter 1: Time to Leave the Nest

Well, you've reached that age where you can finally spread your wings and fly. This is never an easy transition from child to adult…of course, you've picked up the female copy of this book, so, the correct terms would be 'from girl to woman'.

-"Easy transition? My dad left me and now the authorities are shooting at me!"

Sounds like a person problem…*sigh* Did you practice with that gun your father gave you before he ran off…or is this too soon to talk about?

-"I don't know where I put it!"

Well then, strangle one of the renegade guards and take the gun from his dead, cold body.

-"Ewww! That's horrible! I'm not doing that! The bodies of the Vault 101 authorities should be—"

Now that he has just shot you in the leg, I do hope your respectful view of them has changed…?

…

Good! You took my advice! Ghastly sight indeed! Look at that poor sod's face turn blue— or even purple! Oh, don't forget his gun!

-"I feel awful…"

Learning often feels awful, remember the G.O.A.T.? But yes, my, my, you're on your way to fitting into the Wasteland— Now, shoot your way to the vault exit my depraved student/reader! This is only the beginning!