Rating: M (just to be safe)

Word count: exactly 100 words apiece

Warnings: Romance. Angst. Fluff. Slash. You know, my usual.

Disclaimer: All recognizable characters are the property of their respective owners. I am in no way associated with the creators, and no copyright infringement is intended.

A/N: Yes, this is another prompt list, and yes, I am insane to take it on the moment I finished my other one. But Cuzosu sent me a list she created and it devoured my brain. This is the result. Pairings are Urahara/Ichigo and Kensei/Shuuhei. Premise is crackish. There is no excuse for my brain.

1. Haunting

"This isn't funny," Shuuhei growled. "Out of all the houses in Karakura, you pick the haunted one to live in?"

Kensei faced him down across the ominously creaking living room floor. "And who was it that wanted to live in an actual house instead of the nice studio apartment we had in Niigata?"

"Oh, so this is my fault?" Shuuhei crossed his arms and glared, ignoring the way the dishes were rattling threateningly in their cupboards.

A few paces away, the other, faintly translucent inhabitants of the house traded long looks. Ichigo sighed and Kisuke grinned.

"Congratulations!" he offered cheerily.