A/N: Like I said, written during math class. Unfortunately, I sit next to an idiot who likes stealing people's laptops and writing stories on them. Jake, the fool, wrote these 'bloopers' below. *sarcastic* enjoy…

-ooOoo- Chapter 4: BLOOPERS

Neville started punching Snape really hard until he died of death. "Haha," he said, "I am like Bruce Lee, but I cut myself, and I'm sexy." Than harry hugged him and they went out the window hand and hand, not knowing they were on the 30th floor. THE END.

"You can call me if you want, actual, I prefer fax, you can fax my noon through- let's say 4.30. If you want to call, don't call until 4.40, because I'll be expecting you to fax me and won't answer the phone. If you want to call, call me at 4.40 to leave 10 extra minutes just in case you are late to fax me." Neville said, "I don't have a phone or fax machine…" "GAWD DAMMIT" Snape Yelled.

"my email address is , email me if you want to talk about how sexy I am."

"I love you", Neville stared back at Snape and said "what?-". Snape interrupted him and said "lets go see a 3d movie together and share a milk shake.

'I got this chair at ikea, it sucks so badly but I need tax refunds to get a new one. This chair smells like dumbledoor's hogwartz."