Title: Seducing Miss. Fudo

Summary: It's Jack . Bruno is the referee while Crow grabs the popcorn and Yusei meanwhile has no idea what is going on. Gender-swap fic. Female Yusei/Jack, Yusei/Kalin?

Genre: Romance/Humor

Warnings: slight Ranma ½ crossover

CHAPTER 1: It's Miss. Fudo to you!

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"Um Yusei…?"

Silence.

Crow and Jack exchanged nervous looks. "Yusei!" Crow called again.

"…yeah…Crow?" a faint voice finally answered.

The black-winged duelist sighed loudly in relief before asking, "You've been in the bathroom all morning! What's wrong?"

That's when Jack knocked on the door impatiently. "Yusei, you need to get out here!"

"It's started…" Yusei replied airily.

Jack and Crow exchanged looks. "What started..?" they asked.

"…Akiza….." Yusei said suddenly. She said it so softly that her worried friends barely caught it.

Jack and Crow comically stumbled over themselves as they scrambled to get closer to the door. "What did you say?" they asked as they pressed their ears up against the door.

"Akiza… I need her now!" Yusei declared.

Without hesitation, Crow whipped out his cellphone and dialed the rose duelist's number. As Crow waited in-between rings, Jack asked, "Why? Why do you need Isniki?"

"It's…it's complicated…" Yusei answered vaguely.

Crow was twitching impatiently. "Come on, Akiza pick up!" he muttered impatiently.

A peeved voice finally answered. "Hello?"

"Akiza, finally!" Crow sighed in relief. "Lis—"

"Crow! You better have a good reason for calling me in the middle of my trigonometry class!" she snapped.

"Epp!" Crow moved the phone away from his ear. "Geeze, calm down Akiza. You know I don't call you out the blue for nothing!"

Akiza had to agree with that. She sighed. "Yeah, you're right, sorry. I was in the middle of a test you know…so what's up?"

"Well… I'm not sure but its Yusei!"

"What happened now?"

"She's been in the bathroom since this morning. I think she's leaking—"

"I'm on my way" Akiza answered and hung up.

It was 30 minutes later when Akiza arrived. Looking wide eyed and her hair a little disheveled. She barged into the apartment without knocking. "Where's Yusei?" she demanded in-between breathes, her chest heaving up and down and a convenient store bag clutched in her fist.

"In the bathroom upstairs" Crow answered.

Crow nearly spun around as Akiza zoomed by him. Jack was crouched down near the door still trying to coax Yusei out.

"Move it!" Akiza commanded as she roughly shoved Jack out the way.

"OW! What the douche? That hurt!—"

"Yusei! It's Akiza!" she knocked on the door hurriedly. "It's okay now, you can let me in!" she said.

As on demand, Yusei unlocked the door. Jack managed to steal a glance of a cobalt blue eye swathed with long eyelashes before Akiza rushed in, blocking his view and slammed shut the door behind her. With an audible click, the bathroom was off limits again.

And that was that.

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For the next 30 minutes, Crow and Jack were waiting on the couch impatiently. Crow shifted and sighed. Jack's eyebrow twitched. The little carrot top had been squirming non-stop as if he was sitting on pins and needles. If he moved one more bloody time—Scoot.

Jack growled. With a swift kick, Crow found himself on the cold tile floor.

"OW!" Crow shouted. "What the hell was that for, Jack?" he demanded.

"Be a man and quit squirming like a little girl!"

Crow growled as he stood up. "I'm worried about Yusei too but don't take it out on me, Jack!" he complained as he rubbed his sore behind.

"Hey you guys! Is Yusei okay?" Leo called out. He and his twin sister, Luna, came rushing up the stairs.

"Hey, what are you two doing here?" Crow asked. He peered at the old clock mounted on the wall. It was several hours too soon for the causal after-school visit.

"We saw Akiza leave early. Later we found out it was about Yusei" Luna explained. "So we decided to come see if we can help"

Leo nodded in agreement.

Crow shrugged. "Well no need, Akiza is handling it well" But then he offered. "You can wait with us if you want"

"Okay, thanks!" Luna plopped down on the couch. Leo eyed Jack warily before cautiously sitting in the middle. Jack sent Leo a glare. The turquoise haired boy flinched under his stern scowl. "…What?" he asked almost afraid.

"This is all your fault you know" Jack accused him.

"Heeey, it was an a-accident!" Leo fretted earnestly. "I didn't mean to knock him over into the fountain!"

"Um her Leo" Luna corrected her brother.

"It doesn't matter. The point is that Yusei will never be the same again!" Jack retorted.

"Well unless we can find a way to change her—I mean him back…" Crow countered.

Jack rolled his eyes in annoyance. "Crow, we shoved Yusei back into the fountain nearly 100 times. It's a wonder you didn't drown her. On top of it all she got a cold!"

Crow threw his hands in the air in frustration. "Okay so it didn't work, so sue me!" Crow snapped. "It changes boys into girls but not the other way around!"

"Well the water won't change even for boys anymore…thank kami!" Leo breathed a sigh of relief. He surpassed a shudder as he recalled how Jack threw him in the fountain mainly out of frustration.

"Tch. It's a pity" Jack snipped sarcastically.

"Well I like Yusei just the way he ..er… I mean she is" Luna spoke up, trying to drown out the negativity. "At least I have another sister!" she commented brightly.

The three guys stared at the girl incredulously before snorting.

"What?" Luna asked, taken aback by the response.

Crow decided to enlighten her. "Of course it doesn't bother you, Luna" Crow deadpanned while rolling his eyes. "But what about Yusei?" he pressed.

Luna blinked in confusion. "What about her?"

Crow clutched his fist as angst tears poured down his face. "Yusei is no longer the Yusei we know! Much worse he lost something even more precious!" Crow exclaimed.

Luna was awed. She had never seen Crow so passionate. "And… that is?"

"His manhood!" Crow finished dramatically. Leo and Jack nodded in agreement. Luna just stared.

"… huh…?" Luna's face faltered as she sweatdropped. Unimpressed she said, "Ooookay sure…" Before asking, "But what's the difference between manhood and womanhood? Yusei is still Yusei" she argued.

Leo shook his head as if they were talking to a lost sinner. "You never had it…" he sighed mournfully to his naive little sister. "…How could you ever understand?" he asked solemnly.

"Think of it this way, Luna" Jack spoke up. Thinking he had a better chance at explaining things than Crow or Leo. "You look forward to growing breast one day to look more womanly, correct? Most girls do I assume"

"Yeah I guess" Luna agreed.

"Alright then, let's imagine through an unseen force it's taken away and you will remain flat chested the rest of your life and grow thick facial hair!"

"EKK!" Luna screeched in horror as her hands flew to her face.

"See?" Leo asked. "Do you understand Yusei a little more now?"

Luna sighed. "Fine, yeah I get it" unconsciously she ran her hand across her chest.

Suddenly footsteps were heard coming down the steps. Everyone turned to see Yusei coming down with Akiza supporting her. "This isn't nessary, Akiza…" Yusei muttered to the redhead.

"Just keeping you steady, just in case" Akiza replied. Once they reached the bottom of the stairs, she removed her grip from Yusei's shoulder.

Yusei noticed the stares from her friends and recoiled a bit. "What…?" She asked uneasily.

"Hey, Yusei!" everyone greeted a little too cheerily.

"Hey…" Yusei replied awkwardly. She headed to the garage downstairs. "I'm going to get back to work... Need to finish that prototype engine—"

"No! You don't have to!" Crow said quickly. He ran up to her. "I mean you can just, you know, rest today!"

"I'm fine" Yusei assured him. "Akiza was kind enough to explain things to me so now I feel able to carry on" then she remarked. "The WRGP sure isn't gonna wait for my period to end"

Everyone within earshot winced. Jack ran his hand over his face. "By kami that sounds weird coming from you…" he grumbled. He lowered his hand when he felt his blush die down a bit.

Yusei's reply was a half shrug. "I'm still me guys"

"Sure you are…just with boobies!" Leo half-joked.

"LEO!" Luna chided him.

"And yet you're not, Yusei…" Crow replied sadly.

Yusei sighed. She was starting to think her change was effecting all her friends way more than it affected her. "Well one day I'll be the Yusei Fudo you remember" she tried to reassure them but with Miss. Fudo under the roof of the Poppo Time clock shop, life would never be the same.

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Jacob grabbed the arm of his throne so hard that it was cracking under pressure. Lester flinched at the icy glare that flared like a furnace out of control. The look wasn't directed at him and he was squirming. Lester glanced to his life to stare at his incredibly brave or incredibly suicidal partner, Primo, who stared back coolly at Jacob, seemingly unaffected by the death glare.

"Primo…" Jacob hissed. In a forced voice, he asked civilly, "What do you have to say for yourself?" His tone was much similar to an executioner asking his prison for his final words.

Primo snorted. "I got bored" he answered uncaringly.

The arm of Jacob's throne shattered under pressure. "YOU IMBECILE! We need Yusei! At this rate the circuit will never be completed!" he thundered.

"Yusei will continue to ride" Primo said. "Losing a penis shouldn't change that much—"

"You best hope not or ZONE so help me I will—"

"Rip me to shreds, deprogram me, blah, blah, blah…" Primo mocked.

Lester's eyes bulged. As amusing as this was, it was getting a bit too dangerous. Their self-proclaimed leader, Jacob could only be pushed so far and this was really pushing it when you screwed with a pawn's biological make up.

"I'M SERIOUS!" Jacob roared, nearly rising from his seat.

"Oh settle down, Jacob before you have a cow!" Primo snapped. He was tired of being pushed around by that old coot. "It will not interfere with the completion of the circuit" He glanced back at the screen. "That little bastard, oh excuse me, that little bitch got what she deserved" he sneered gleefully.

"Wooo somebody is holding a grudge! Hahahahaha!" Lester joked.

A ghost of a smirk traced Primo's lips. Seeing Yusei Fudo go through any form of discomfort was the highlight of his day. "Isn't about time for him to show up?" he asked instead.

Lester blinked. "Him who?"

Jacob inclined his head. "Yes. ZONE has ordained it so…"

Lester frowned. He did not like be left outside the loop. "Him who?" he impatiently asked again.

"Antinomy" Jacob finally clarified.

Lester's eyes widen in recognition. "Oh, really? What is he going to do? And what does he look like again?"

Primo half-shrugged.

"We do not know… "Jacob answered. "But I know of his existence. His purpose is known to ZONE and him alone"

"Ah, well this should be interesting…meanwhile let's see how Girl-Yusei will complete our circuit, hehehehe!" Lester chuckled gleefully.

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TBC?