"Hey Finn?"

"Yeah?"

"You know how we've been dating for a while, right?"

"Yeah, and?"

"Well…"

"Wait! Don't tell me you want to break up already! Marcie, please give me another chance!"

"No, I'm staying with you."

"Oh. Okay, then what did you need?"

"Well, Finn…have you ever gotten the talk?"

"The talk?"
"The talk."

"Um, what do you mean?"

"Since you don't seem to know, as your girlfriend, I feel justified to give you the, um talk."

"What talk?"

"The talk."

"What talk?"

"The talk?"

"What talk?"

"Damn it Finn! Do you have to make this any harder! I mean the birds and the bees!"

"The birds and the bees?"

"Yes the birds and the bees!"

"What about them?"

"Do you know about the birds and the bees?"

"Yeah, those things out in nature? They fly around?"

"Um no. Bonnibel was right! This boy is hopeless! No wonder you never did it with her!"

"Wait, what does Bubblegum have to do with any of this? And what do you mean by

do it?"

"Argh! Never mind about Bonnibel. Okay Finn, the birds and the bees are well…they are like-"

"What does this have to with anything?"

"What?"

"I mean seriously. Just birds and bees. It's not that serious of a subject."

"Listen Finn-"

"If all you're going to talk about are birds and bees… well they're not that interesting."

"…Do you know where babies come from!"

"The stork?"

"What?"

"Yeah, Jake told me."

"That son of a glob…don't listen to Jake!"

"Why not? He's my bro."

"He's a liar! Babies don't come from the stork! Basically, the birds and the bees are well…I can't believe I am doing this. You see boys have a banana and the girl has an orange. The birds and the bees are when you put the banana in the orange, well it makes children."

"Really?"

"Yeah…Finn what are you doing?"

"Sticking a banana in an orange! You said it makes babies!"

"No! I was speaking figuratively!"

"So…the stork brings babies?"

"No!"

"Marcie-Bear, sorry but I don't think you know what you are talking about."

"I know what I am talking about and I am trying to explain what the birds and the bees are!"

"I'm pretty sure Jake was right about the whole stork thing…"

"Jake is wrong!"

"No he isn't."

"Yes he is!"

"No he isn't."

"Gah! Let me clear my head. Okay, Finn, you're a mature seventeen year old boy right?"

"Yes."

'Have you ever gotten like desires or something?"

"What kind of desires? Like the desire to be awesome? Cause yah, I've had plenty of those."

"No! That's not what I meant! Ugh!"

"Well I don't get what you are trying to show- Jake is home!"

"Hey guys, what's up."

"Nothing much. Just trying to tell Finn what the birds and the bees is. A lot more frustrating than I thought."

"Haha. Why don't you just give him a firsthand experience of what it is?"

"What-no!"

"Why not? You two are girlfriend and boyfriend, aren't you?"

"Yeah but…Finn is so…pure. I don't think he could do it. Seriously, I asked him if he's ever felt it, and guess what? I got nadda. Zip zero."

"Marcie?"

"What Finn?"

"My pants are on fire."

"…"

A/N: Well that was a crack ending. Review please?