I have just recently learned about the 2P Hetalia characters and I just love 2P!Iggy! He is so sweet, loving, nice, and can actually bake/cook! He also makes cupcakes and I freakin love cupcakes! But he is pretty pyscho with killing people and poisoning his cupcakes but who cares pyscho people are awesome! I just had to write a one-shot about him! I hope I did ok since this is my first one-shot about him. Please enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or the 2P Hetalia characters.

Alfred was currently in his bedroom that he shared with Arthur. The bed had been undone so he could put his legs under the covers. Alfred had been watching tv and normally after a while, Arthur would come in and cuddle with him after his finished his work. The pair lived in a two-story home and are married. It had been a few hours and Arthur still hadn't come upstairs yet which made Alfred start to get curious.

Ten minutes later, Alfred decided to go look for his husband. He walked down the stairs and smelt an aroma. Oh god, please don't tell me Arthur is in the kitchen! Alfred thought to himself. As he got closer he noticed the aroma smelt really good. It was a mix of mint, chocolate, vanilla, strawberry, and cherry. Wait, since when did something coming from the kitchen that wasn't made by me actually smell good?

Alfred walked into the kitchen and saw something very weird. Arthur was wearing a lavender shirt with a purple vest over it, a light blue bow tie, and light brown pants. His hair was a few shades lighter and he had light blue eyes instead of emerald green. There was also cupcakes everywhere. Cupcakes that actually looked edible!

Arthur turned around and spotted Alfred.

"Hello, love!"

"Arthur? Is that you?"

"Of course, silly! Would you like a cupcake?"

"You made all of these?"

"Yes, cupcakes bring me so much joy! Please try one!"

"Okay..."

Alfred picked up a cupcake that was closest to him.

"Oh no, you don't want that one!"

"Why?"

"For that batch I used extra special ingredients~!"

Arthur went over to a different table and picked up a pink cupcake.

"Try this one!"

Arthur handed the cupcake to Alfred and he took a bite of it.

"Hey, this is really good!"

"Of course it is! How do you feel?"

"I feel awesome!"

"I'm so happy! Alfie dear, please only eat the pink cupcakes because they are the ones I made especially for you! So please do not eat any other kind!"

"Thanks, Artie! But can you tell me why you're dressed like that and acting weird?"

"What do you mean, poppet?"

"You're all bright and happy."

"That's because I love bright colors my dearest Alfie! I also just love being happy! Happy is good! Swearing is bad!"

"Artie, you're scaring me!"

Arthur twirled around with a huge knife in his hand and he was giggling.

"You're seriously scaring me!"

"How am I doing that, love?"

"The way you're acting and that knife!"

"Oh, this knife? Isn't it wonderful?"

"Uh..."

"This knife is so wonderful, but so are you, Alfie~!"

Arthur pulled Alfred into a kiss and licked his lips before pulling away.

"You taste so sweet~! Just like a cupcake!"

"What the..."

"I must have more of your sweetness Alfie!"

"Wait!"

"Huh?"

"You're not my Artie."

"What are you saying, love? Of course it's me, silly."

"No. Your lips feel different than my Artie's lips."

"Don't be silly, Alfie."

"Answer me, who are you?"

"I'm Arthur Kirkland!"

"No, you're not!"

"Yes, I am!"

Alfred was getting furious. Who the heck was this guy? He looks like Arthur, but doesn't kiss like him. Where is my Artie? What if something happened to him?

"Where is my Artie?"

"I'm right here, love."

"You're not my Artie!"

Alfred was done with this. He needed something to make this imposter give him the truth. He looked around the room but all he saw was cupcakes. Wait, cupcakes! Alfred gathered a bunch of cupcakes and put them in a bag.

"What are you doing?"

"Tell me the truth or I'll crush these cupcakes!"

"No! My lovely cupcakes! Why would you hurt them?"

"Tell me the truth and I won't!"

Arthur was shaking. He had spent all day making those cupcakes and they were precious to him. He wasn't going to give up so he lifted to knife in his hand and pointed it towards Alfred's face.

"Alfie, love, put the cupcakes down unless you want me to hurt you."

"No."

"Why you!"

Arthur brought back his arm ready to stab Alfred, but he was too slow and Alfred power kicked him in the stomach. Arthur flew against the wall and started laughing.

"Playing dirty are we? I don't like it when people play dirty!"

Arthur got up and started walking closer. Alfred took some cupcakes and started throwing them at Arthur. They actually made good weapons because they affected Arthur greatly. But when Arthur looked up, his eyes were now pink, blue, and swirling around.

"What the hell?"

Arthur continued to walk closer but then Alfred ran up to Arthur and punched him in the jaw. Arthur flew up and Alfred kicked him several times before he fell to the ground.

"NOW TALK!"

"Hehehe..."

"I SAID TALK!"

"HEHEHE..."

"WHERE IS MY ARTIE?"

"You don't need him..."

"YES I DO! I LOVE HIM!"

"Do you really?"

"YES! HE'S MY HUSBAND!"

"Hehehe..."

"WHERE. IS. MY. ARTHUR?"

"Alfie, my dear Alfie..."

"TELL. ME. NOW."

"The basement..."

"Finally! Now get out of my sight!"

Alfred kicked Arthur out of his house and then hurried down to the basement. He saw the real Arthur all tied up and he was currently unconscious. Alfred untied the ropes and brought the Brit into his lap.

"Artie, I'm here now..."

Alfred wrapped his arms around Arthur and kissed his head. Arthur slowly started to wake up and then opened his eyes a little.

"A-Alfred?"

"Arthur!"

Alfred hugged Arthur tightly and never wanted to let go.

"I'm so glad you're safe."

Alfred lifted Arthur's head and gave him a passionate kiss on the lips. Arthur kissed back and it felt just right.

A few moments later, the pair released and Alfred kept Arthur wrapped up in his arms.

"What happened to you, Artie?"

"I don't know... I was working but then I saw someone who looked like me. The next thing I knew, I was in here."

"Who exactly was he?"

"I believe he is an evil version of myself from another world."

"That would explain the creepiness. C'mon Artie, I'll take you to our bedroom."

Alfred lifted Arthur and carried him bridal style. Arthur couldn't believe the mess he saw when they went through the kitchen.

"What the bloody hell happened here?"

Alfred sure had a lot of explaining to do.

I hope you liked it! I didn't want to hurt 2P!Iggy but I felt like that's what Alfred would do! Oh, and the pink cupcakes that Alfred ate were the non-poisoned ones which explains why nothing happened to him because 2P!Iggy wouldn't want to poison Alfie since he loves him.