Well, this is my first attempt on making a fanfic. I really wanted to make an Okikagu fic months ago but…I got so lazy -.- hahahaha but thankfully, I got inspired and decided to finally, make my own. :P Also, I love their pairing, waaaah! It's my favorite, love-hate relationship! :D

Yosh, ich, ni, san, START! :)

Chapter 1: Never let class3Z organize an event.

Another day, another fight, another broken desk, another ruined room, for short, another day in class 3Z. "Oi, you two, sit before I report you to your parents and tell how bad your behavior is." said boredly by the teacher entering the room.

"You don't even care if they have a parent or not!" shouted by the four-eyed glasses boy.

The two continued fighting and bickering each other. This is a normal day in class 3Z in Gintama High. Some are trying to court someone, even when they go flying afterwards, some are eating Mayo while hearing complaints and comments from their other classmates, someone is even trying to seduce the teacher by roping herself in front, and some are being flooded by their other girl classmates. "What's your shampoo, Katsura-san?" "Are you really a boy or a girl?" On the corner, a penguin/duck and a large dog fights the same with the girl with a spiral glasses and the sandy-haired boy. The rest are just trying to immune themselves on the daily routine their class have.

"Listen, President Otose organized an event where everyone should participate." Ginpachi-sensei said as he read the paper he held. The class suddenly paid attention and got back to their original seats.

"And what event would that be?" asked by the President of the class, Otae, while pushing a gorill– err Kondo's face.

"An event that will be held at 18:00 onwards where a group of students shall be set to a different theme and shall engage to a formal ritual…" Silence filled the room. All of them looked puzzled. No one had an idea on what their teacher is saying. The teacher placed the paper in his desk and blew smoke from his lollipop.

"…also known as Prom."

Everybody went hysterical. Some are in favor of the event and some are not. "Otae-san! I'd be honored to be your Prom date!" said by the pleading Kondo. Only a glare and a punch were received by the poor gorilla. Shinpachi tried to approach Otsuu but she's already crowded by their other guy classmates. Kyuubei started to think what kind of clothes she will wear. Hijikata, too, was not in favor of the said event.

"What's prom, Saa-chan?" innocently asked by the red-haired girl

"Oh, it's where you could dress up whatever you want to impress someone. You may want to consider a bikini, a thong, or a–" before she could finish her sentence, she was hit by a chalk eraser by their teacher. Thump.

"Oi,oi, don't go teaching Kagura some dirty things." Ginpachi-sensei said as he clapped his hands from chalk dust. "Then what is it?" Kagura asked once again.

Yamazaki turned to Kagura. "Just like Saa-chan said, you get to dress up whatever you like but much err…appropriate, and covered. For example, Ichigo from Bleach, or Ryoma from Prince of tennis–'' another chalk eraser flew and hit his head. Thump.

"CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT PROM IS?" Kagura shouted, irritated by her classmates. It seems that she's the only one who doesn't know what's going on. Seeing that the student is going to squeeze someone's head off if no one answers properly, and no one will, he stood up and tapped the blackboard.

"Everyone, shut up, oi Zura, stop flirting with the girls."

"It's not Zura, it's Kat–"

"Class, it seems that I didn't explain it to you properly what our event is. Also, one of your classmates seems that they still don't know what prom is." Sougo fakely coughed, obviously pertaining to Kagura. She just hissed at him and focused to Ginpachi. "Listen 'cause I won't repeat this boring announcement again. Our theme will be Wildcard, don't ask me because that Secretary Tsukuyo suggest it. Umm...it will be held on 10, this friday to be exact. It'll be held in the grounds. Any question?"

Kyuubei raised her hand. "What kind of clothes shall we wear with that theme?" Gintoki scratched his head. "Uhmm..I don't know. Just wear something."

"So, our daily uniform will do?" Tama asked, she too doesn't know what prom is. "I'll go for a catwoman syle. That'll show up my curves." The others are looking at her disgustingly.

"What curves are you talking about? Is it the thing that you hide so badly behind that kimono of yours? The wrinkled and soggy ***** and your flat ***? " Saa-chan commented, already recovered in her sudden unconsciousness.

"Look who's talking. It's coming from a desperate prostitute who keeps on stalking our teacher even though she's been rejected a thousand times." retorted by Catherine.

"At least I have something to prove! Unlike you, my body is fresh and young; boys would die just to touch this!" Saa-chan held her big hills and flaunted to Catherine.

"No thanks! I wouldn't want anything to be the same with a whore."

"Old hag!"

The two started a cat fight again. Kagura got irritated again. Still, nobody is answering her question. "WHAT THE HELL IS PROM?" Kagura yelled and slammed her hands to her desk.

"Kagura, shut the hell up. You don't need to shout." Ginpachi-sensei deadpanned as he stuck his pinkie in his nose. Sougo sarcastically chuckled to Kagura. Kagura just threw a book at him but he dodged it. "It's an event every high school students experience. It's where you'll enjoy the night and dance with people, blah blah blah." The teacher answered.

Kagura raised a brow. "What kind of event is that? You'll waste your time on dancin–"

"…there would be tons of food there."

"I'm excited on Brom!"

"It's Prom, you idiot."

"Brom, Krom, Prom, it doesn't matter! I'm attending!" Kagura grinned, already thinking about the foods that she'll eat.

"Well, I'm not." Sougo laid back to his chair and covered his eyes with his mask.

"Why not?"

"Like you said, I would just waste my time attending such a stupid event."

"When there's food, it's never stupid!"

"But when there's you, it's always stupid."

Kagura hissed and kicked Sougo from his chair. He was caught off guard due to the mask he's wearing. He almost fell out of balance, but he quickly supported his fall with his feet. He quickly removed his mask and glared at Kagura.

"I could've fell China!"

"GAHAHAHAHA!" Kagura laughed evily. Sougo's just about to push Kagura back when…

"Do we have to bring a date?" Shinpachi raised his hands. With that question, everybody looked at him in the corner of their eyes. They never thought about that, except for Kondo. Everybody became curious and waited for Ginpachi's respond. Ginpachi looked puzzled at him, and realize he forgot the most important part of his announcement. He forced a smile to his students and scratched his head.

"Oh, hehe I almost forgot. We're not there to experience prom, we're there to organize it. Hehehe."

A dark aura filled the room, the students quickly grabbed whatever thing they could touch and threw them at their teacher. All of them are getting psyched about the prom just to know they're not included in it. The teacher hid under his table. He was flooded by complaints and questions by the students. Otae stood up to her chair and shouted.

"QUUUUIIIIEEEETTTTTT!" Everybody was terrified by Otae. A dark aura was forming behind her. Her eyes can't be seen because it was covered by her bangs. "Now, Ginpachi-sensei, after telling us that we should participate the event, after making us look forward to it, you're telling us, we're there to be what, be waiters and waitresses of the other students?" Otae angrily asked. Her classmates agreed with her and cheered her up more.

"I-I can explain! This would be the best for all of us! Not only you would get higher grades but you'll be popular!"

"Like we care about our reputation in this school." Hijikata murmured as the teacher explained.

"You see…being a good, responsible teacher as I am, I'm confident that my smart, disciplined students can handle such an event and be a good role model to the other students. That's why I made the class 3Z to be responsible on such an important event." Gintoki said proudly.

"Yeah, and it says here, the homeroom teacher of the said section will receive thrice of the amount of his salary if his section will organize the event." Shinpachi read the paper that he took from the sensei's desk.

Gintoki grabbed the paper from Shinpachi. "Now, now, megane, let us focus on the more important things here."

"THE THING IS YOU JUST USED US FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!" exclaimed by the students.

"Awww...I feel like a mother being betrayed by her children. Don't worry, just do your best, plus, they'll also provide unlimited strawberry parfait for all of us! Now, no need to thank me."

"GET HIM!" The students rampaged and ran after their teacher. They all complained and threw things at him. The classroom is ruined, again, and it's like a war inside the room until the bell rang. It's lunch break. Ginpachi is already nowhere to be found. They have no choice but to let him go and eat away their anger.

After lunch break, everyone got back to their class. They did what other students will do when there's no teacher, they became noisy again. Later, a teacher entered the room. Instead of Ginpachi, It's Madao while holding a piece of paper.

Madao knocked on their blackboard. "Umm…kindly listen..excuse me…everyone I.." but everyone's ignoring him. He sighed and just continued reading the paper. "About the prom, Gin-san said everyone should attend the prom or you'll spend the rest of your weeks in detention and unlimited community service around the school. By the way, you won't have class tomorrow. Also, Ginpachi-san assigned some of you. Otae-san and Kyuubei-san , you'll be the host of the event, Gori-san, you'll be in the food committee,…"

"Why the hell is my name Gori-san?" blurted out by Kondou.

"I-I'm sorry, I'm just reading the paper Ginpachi-san gave me." Then he got back on reading. "…Zura-san will be assigned to do the fireworks,"

"It's not Zura, It's Ka–"

"…Tama-san, you'll be in the photograph booth, Okita-san and Hijikata-san will be assigned in the look-out committee…"

"What does that do?" Sougo asked.

"You'll be guarding the students and make sure they don't do anything stupid during prom…"

"Like what?" Okita sarcastically asked.

"Umm..you know, some, naughty things, above PG things..anyways, Sadaharu will be the guard dog, Catherine-san, you'll be in charge of the drinks, Saa-chan and Yamazaki-san will be on the lights committee, Kagura-san will opening committee…"

"What does that do?" Kagura interrupted.

"Umm..you'll record the attendance of the students. You'll get their ID when they enter the venue." Madao's just about to continue when…

"Is my place close to Otae-san?"

"No, I don't think–"

"Shut up gori or you'll never make it till prom."

"Why am I in the lights committee?"

"Well, Gin-san gave the–"

"Oh, I'll be happy to cooperate!"

"Kiss-up. Woi, what kind of drinks will I serve?"

"Umm..Gin-san didn't mention any–"

"I want to be in the food-committee!"

"But you're in the openin–"

"What am I supposed to do?"

"Wait Shinpachi-san, I'll–"

"Hijikata-san suggests if he could do it all by himself."

"Oi shut up Sougo! Don't leave the responsibility to me!"

"Umm…–"

"Can I use bombs instead of fireworks?"

"It's dange–"

"I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THE OPENING COMMITTEE!"

"Don't I have a role?"

"Shut up Catherine! BITCH!"

"….."

"Otae-san! Be my date!"

"Madao-san, Hijikata-san is doing above PG things already."

"Can I wear my armored Japanese gear when hosting?"

"Can I bring my home-cooked eggs for the students?"

"Arf!"

*waves signboard* How 'bout me?*

"SHUT UP SOUGO!"

"…."

Ignored again by the students, Madao sighed and read the last part. "…and Shinpachi-san will be assigned on the music. That's all." He left the paper and left the classroom. Everybody is still complaining about their roles. Kriinnnngggggg!

"Finally! Goodbye minna! See ya on Friday." Otae bid her goodbye and grabbed her bag together with Kyuubei.

Kondo ran towards Hijikata. "Toshi, let me borrow one of your tux, I want to look good beside Otae-san. Goodbye! Otae-san, wait for me!" Then he ran after Otae and Kyuubei. Then, one by one they went home except for some of them. Later, Kagura hurriedly entered the room only to find it was almost empty.

"Where have you been Kagura-chan?" asked by Shinpachi while preparing his things.

"I ran after Gori. I told him to switch roles with me." Kagura said catching her breath.

"Is that even allowed?"

"Well, I told him if he won't change it, I'll tell Anego about his dirty works and the panties that he stole from your house, and with that he said yes! GAHAHAHA at last I'll be in the food committee!" Kagura laughed evily. Shinpachi had a disgusting look on his face.

"Poor students, a monster will eat all of their food." Sougo interrupted.

"Tch, whose monster are you talking about huh, Sadist?"

"Okay Kagura-chan, I'll be going now. Take care." Shinpachi said but he was ignored by Kagura. He left the two and went home.

"Isn't it obvious? Can't you take a hint?" and with that she growled. Sougo smirked as he saw Kagura controlling her temper.

"I'll SHOW YOU A HINT YOU DUMBASS!" She threw a punch at him but he dodged it easily. She smirked as she hit him with a book with her other hand. Sougo crossed his arms and shielded himself but the impact is too strong. He pushed her and grabbed some chalk eraser and threw them at Kagura. She covered herself with the book. The eraser hit the book. She laughs and stick her tongue out.

"HAHAHA you missed–" Thump. Sougo hit her again with another chalk eraser. Chalk dust flew and filled Kagura's face. Sougo took a picture and laughed so hard.

"Hahaha look at you China, you almost look like Snow White, but scarier version." Sougo showed her his cellphone while covering his mouth.

"YOU BASTAARRDD!"

She threw chairs at him. Sougo did the same. Again, the room is having a war again. Books are everywhere; the tables were turned upside down, their test papers are scattered everywhere. Well, you know how they fight.

Minutes passed, both of them are becoming tired. Sougo paused and waved a stop sign to Kagura.

"Yo China, it's getting late. People will get scared when they see you especially at this time of hour." Sougo hold his knees while panting.

"Shut up Sadist. What time is it anyway?" The yato leaned in the wall while dropping a desk that she's about to throw at Sougo.

He looked at his watch. "6:30"

"Shoot! I need to get home before my brother does!" Kagura hurriedly grabbed her bag and looked at the window. She noticed that it's already dark and scratched her head.

"Why? Is Nii-chan scared that his little-winnie sister will get hurt if she stays late?" Sougo teased Kagura while seeing her walk out of the room.

"Che, I just want to be earlier than him. Just because no one cares about you doesn't mean you have to be jealous." Kagura boasted.

"Oh c'mon China, my sister loves me more than anything else; I don't need to prove things with you."

"She doesn't teach you how to treat young ladies, that's for sure."

"You're not a lady, China."

"Yes I am! Mitsuba-san is nothing like you! Are you sure she's your sister?"

"Hey at least I have a caring sister, unlike you, your brother acts like he's the only child."

"Oi! He cares! He's just been busy this couple of days, that's why I need to get home first so I could spend some time with him." Kagura looked away realizing she said something personal to her rival.

"Awww…she has a brother-complex." Sougo said as he walked to the door.

"GAH! Look who's talking! It came from someone who blushes when his sister's around."

"Whatever." Sougo felt a little embarrassed and bumped Kagura on his way.

When they got outside the school, Kagura walked and waited at the bus stop. Sougo pulled his bike and ride it. He uses it on his way to school and home. He saw Kagura waiting impatiently at the bus stop. It seems that there's no bus passing through them. Minutes passed and there still no bus.

"Just go home Sougo, don't look back. China will get on a bus later." He whispered to himself but he noticed that it's getting late. The wind is blowing colder and he saw Kagura hugging herself while waiting for a bus. "Damn…"

Well, that's for Chapter 1…please review ^^ and I'm sorry if my English is bad.. . Tell me what you think about this chapter. :) Also, if you can, kindly give me some constructive criticism, I'm really new at this. Haha Domo arigatou gozaimasu! :D