Epic Failure Sode! Special thanks to Andrew for inspiring me, blah blah blah. This is the mistake episode of The EPICSODE! Warning, contains evil bat attacks, narwhals randomly popping up everywhere, and killer koalas.
MK: Howdy! Are you ready for the episode of pure epicalness? Uh guys, where are the sharks?
ET: MARIA! The sharks don't appear till the next episode! IT'S BEEN DISCUSSED!
MK: Sheesh.
L: Oh hi guys, anyone want to go for icecream, i found this cool, no cold new place down the street...
MK: *Sweetly* Leo.
L: Yes?
MK: IT'S THE FREAKING EPICSODE. Wow, did I just say freaking? I'm not supposed to say that, I hope mommy doesn't find out...
H6: Guys, how about we just cut?
ET: That is the best idea I ever heard of.
(Take 2)
MK: Aloha! Bonjour! Hola'! Hey guys, do you like my ring?
ET: It's pink...
IJC(Inspector Jacques Clouseau): So your the... TORNADO? An inocent girl?
MK: Tsk, tsk, You'd think you'd learn something after the second movie.
ET: INNOCENT? That's a laugh.
PP(Pink Panther): I love that ring, Pink is a marvoulous color isn't it?
MK: Eh it's okay, but this ring is mesmerizing isn't it?
IJC: You are arrested!
H6: Cut while I go bail someone *Glares* out of jail.
L: Hmm? *Is looking at picture of Thalia (gods he's dense)*
N (Nicole): Jacques! The pink panther hasn't even been-
Inspecter guy: Nicole! Get Inspecter Clouseau on the line, THE PINK PANTHER HAS BEEN STOLEN!
N: Oh...
ET: I'm not even going to bother with this. Leo, You were saying about the icecream?
L: YES! Someone agrees with me!
ET: No, we just have about a few hours before Hugs6 gets to france to bail MK out of prison.
L: Wait... MY GIRLFRIEND IS IN PRISON? Huh. I thought it would happen sooner... Now I can date Thalia!
T: Hi you called, are you ready for my interview?
ET: Newsflash, MK stole the pink panther diamond and is in a french prison, Hugs6 went to bail her out and Leo wants to date you. Wanna get some icecream?
T: Sure!
ET: Oh and this is for being disloyal Leo *Smacks Leo across the face*
Take 3:
MK: Really? You went to get icecream without me?
L: I got you some! But it melted.
MK: Okay, but we are so going afterwards right guys?
ET: An excuse to get icecream more then once in a day... NO DUH! I have a strange feeling we'll eat more icecream today then ever...
L: And strangely I'm okay with that.
MK: Today we're interviewing Thalia De huntress!
T: Hi guys! Leo quit making googoo eyes at me.
L: *Laughs nervously*
MK: *Slaps Leo*
ET: First question-
MK: ET! I TOLD YOU NOT TO BRING YOUR NARWHALS!
H6: Do I really need to say it? Cut. *Sighs*
Take 4
FM (Flying monkeys): Due to technical difficulties we will now take over the world.
N (Narwhals): Not if we do it first!
MK: Guys. Guys. Guys! EVERYONE knows I'll take over the world, I have Hermes Persausiveness.
J (Joey the DEAD racoon minion): I'm alive!
B (Becca): Joey. Your dead. Deal with it.
J: Oh. *Starts sinking into the ground* NOOO!
MK: Rest in peices. Um B, your racoon minions are going crazy.
B: JOEY! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
ET: May I do the honor?
H6: Sure whatever.
ET: LISTEN YOU NINCOMPOOPS! CUT! Wow I always wanted to do that.
Take 6:
MK: I live in Leosville!
ET: Leo you idiot you brainwashed MK!
L: I see no problem.
MK: And Leo is the coolest person I know!
ET: Well I do!
Take 7
MK: Okay, first off, that was scary, Second of all, why do I have lipstick stains on my face? LEO!
Take 8
L: So help me I will toast the next person who throws icecream at me!
ET: Oh no. I'm so scared. *Grabs Icecream bucket and throws at Leo*
L: DIE!
Take 27
H6: Leo. Repeat after me. Killing cast members is bad.
L: NEVER!
MK: He's been screaming never for like what, calculator please
RSAG(Random Sound Affects Guy): *Hands MK calculator*
MK: Thanks. For, Let's see, 19 takes! ET you okay?
ET: Pretty unicorn!
MK: I never thought I'd say this but, I'm the only normal one left.
RSAG: You have me! BOOM. Snap, Crackle, Pop!
MK: Great... *Rolls Eyes*
H6: Okay, why don't we continue this tommorow?
MK: Sure.
RSAG: Okay, I'm going to say something smart, yes it is the first time, I'm kind of scared... Anyone for icecream?
MK: Why am I even dating Leo? YOU ARE SO MUCH AWESOMER!
L: Okay first, ICECREAM? YAY! Secondly, hurting.
The next day:
Take 28:
MK: I feel so much crazier now!
L: Killing is bad... Killing is bad...
ET: Glad you realized that... *Rolls Eyes* THANKS NICO!
N: Your welcome! AHH- *Get's ransacked (I LOVE dat word...) by evil bats*
T: I'll save you Nico!
MK: So you do like him!
T: Erm no. Wouldn't you save your cousin?
MK: George? I hate George! No way... He's so ugly... But his identical twin, Gosh Egroeg* is cute...
ET: I'm not even going to ask.
L: Smart girl. I've asked. It hurts.
H6: I'm ending this chapter now, this WILL be continued, I just wanna post it so much!
* My real cousin taylor (a girl) is 100% Awesome, and Egroeg (My pretend cousin) is cute, in a cousiny sort of way and is dating my friend Insert Very long name here. Oh and my name is TJ Slogan. So yeah... AND RANDOM SOUND AFFECTS GUY IS NAMED JOEY TOO!