Howdy! It's been a while huh? So I'm back but with random, cracky shit that I'm made up. Hope I still have fans in the Just My Luck archives but if I don't then mind as be a fan again! Enjoy if you dare…..

It was one fine rainy afternoon in the McHouse. Two of the boys were sitting on the McSofa while watching McSpongebob Squarepants on the McTelevision. All of a sudden BAM! Dougie jumps up and says stuff.

"... I'm gay" Dougie said.

"What was that?" Tom asked turning down the McTelevision.

"I'm... gay" Dougie squeaked

"HA! KNEW IT!" Tom exclaimed.

"Wh...what?" Dougie was flabbergasted…seriously though he was all like, "Wha?"

"What's going on?" Danny flew downstairs…no really he rode down the rails, flew about ten feet and landed on the couch.

"DOUGIE'S GAY!" Tom shouted.

"Oh god." Danny face palmed.

"Wait, is that okay?" Dougie asked.

"No, I mean yes, it's definitely okay, just, er... Tom you see..."

"ARE YOU DATING ANYONE?" Tom questioned.

"Actually I hav—"

"YOU CAN DATE WHOMEVER YOU WANT"

"That's great Tom bu—"

"I AM SO PROUD OF YOU!"

"Tom has this thing about ga—" Danny was once again interrupted

"I'M GOING TO BAKE YOU A CAKE!" Tom screamed.

"Tom that really isn—" Dougie sighed.

"HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GLEE? HAVE I EVER SHOWN IT TO YOU?"

"Shit…" Danny sat down.

"WHAT ABOUT BACK TO THE FUTURE?"

"Danny, what's going o—"

"WE ARE GOING TO STAY UP LATE AND TALK ABOUT BOYS"

"Walk away slowly Dougs I'll try to handle To—"

"YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY SLEEPOVERS AS YOU WANT WITH BOYS OR GIRLS AS LONG AS IF IT'S BOYS THAT ARE CUTE!"

"I'm scared…"

"It's okay. I was worried that this was going to happen."

"I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG!"