I decidded to do a one shot of Rose's First word's.
"Say Mummy" Hermione told her nine month old baby. Rose just looked at her and said nothing.
"Speak say Mummy or Daddy" Hermione told Rose.
Rose slowly crawled away from her mother as if she was frightening.
"I don't understand, i began talking at 3 month's old, so my parent's said" Hermione stood up just as she heard a loud bang and the word's "Bloody hell" escaping her husbands lip's.
"Ronald Don't Shout such awful thing's, Rosie Can hear you and might repeat"
"But i banged my head on the cubboard door" Cryed Ron from the Kitchen
"What were you even doing"
"I was looking for something to eat, im Hungry"
Hermione sighed, clearly not surprised. "Look after Rose, while i cook something for you to eat"
Ron walked out of the kitchen just as Hermione walked in.
"I bet you're mother will burn something and we will have to order a take away again, she's a bloody terrible cook" Ron said to rose.
"Bloody"
Ron Looked sharply at his daughter and his eyes widened. "No Rose bad word's"
"Bloody" she said a bit louder
"No, don't go back to repeating, you're mum will kill me"
"BLOODY" Rose shouted.
"What did you said" Hermione called from the kitchen
"Nothing, just playing a game with Rosie" Ron said worriedly.
"Bloody, Bloody, Bloody"
"No say Dadda" Ron said trying to stop Rose from saying such word's.
"Bloody HELL" Rose said again but added the Hell part.
"Crap" Ron said shaking his head
"CRAP" Rose repeated and Ron gasped.
"Hermione im going to Harry's and im bringing rose" before Hermione had a chance to say anything Ron apparated away with Rose and landed in the potter house.
"Ron" Harry said surprised, he was sat with James and 10 month old Albus.
"I need you're help" Ron said
Just as Harry was about to ask "why?" Rose yelped "Bloody hell" Fallowed by "CRAP"
"Her First word's, Hermione's gonna kill me"
Harry shoke his head. "Jame's go take you're brother to you're mum"
2 year old Jame's who was almost 3 stood up and took albus`s hand and walked out of the room.
"Jame's first word was Boner" Harry said
"How did he-" Ron was suddenly cut off as Harry said "You don't want to know"
"Can you help me or not"
"Im not sure"
"BLOODY HELL" Rose shouted at the top of her lung's. "Rose don't say such word's"
"Say Daddy" Harry tried but Rose just said "Crap"
"You realy are an Idiot Ron" Said harry and Ron sighed.
"Daddy's An Idiot" Rose spoke and Ron gasped causing Harry to laugh.
"No Rose, Daddy's not an idiot"
"IDIOT" She pointed at him
Harry burst out laughing. "Yeah you're in trouble"
"What should i do, i would do anything as long as it doesn't involve Magic on her"
"Mate, i don't know, maybe you should stop reacting to what she say's and she might stop" Harry suggested
Ron nodded at the idea so when Rose said "Bloody hell" Or "Crap" They ignored it and just talked to eachother which angered Rose so she yelled the word's, but still they ignore her. It went on for 20 minute's till finally she stopped and said "Daddy" Ron looked at her and she was smiling an innocent little smile.
"Look's like it worked" Ron smiled "Thank's mate"
"No problem" Harry watched them apparate away.
Ron landed back at the house with Rose. "Hermione i got Rose to say her first word"
Hermione jamp up from the sofa excitedly. "Go on Rose" Ron exspected Rose to say "Daddy" But instead she yelled "BLOODY HELL" Causing Hermione to shriek and Ron to gasp.
Rose smirked. Ron put Rose down and said. "It was Harry's fault"
"RONALD WEASLEY"
"CRAP" Shouted Rose and Ron took that moment to apparate away leaving a furious Hermione looking after Rose and trying to get her to say something else.