Heeey! I was thinking about this and thought it would be funny. Enjoy!

As we all know, Percy loves Annabeth very much. So one day, he tried to think of the perfect cliché pick up line. He walked up to Annbeth and asked

"Do I know you? Cause you look like my next girlfriend." Annabeth rolled her eyes and replied

"Percy, I am your girlfriend." Percy rubbed the back of his neck and said

"Oh yeah…"

The next day, her tried again.

"People call me Percy, but you can call me tonight."

"We can`t use phones. Monsters will track us." Annabeth replied while raising her eyebrows.

"Stupid Google." Percy mumbled.

He thought again, and came back an hour later.

"Are you Jamaican? Cause your Jamaican me crazy!"

"I`m from San Francisco." Percy walked off without saying a word.

He came back after super.

"I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who."

"Since when are you shy?" Annabeth asked while laughing. Percy walked away doing a face palm.

He thought and thought and thought and then walked up to her the next day.

"Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!"

"You're a son of Poseidon, you can`t get lost at sea! Plus, my eyes are grey smart one." Annabeth said while giving him a, think-a-little look.

Percy sighed and ran off. He came back a little while later and said

"Are we near an airport? Because my heart is taking off."

"Zeus would shoot you out of the sky." She said then rolled her eyes.

"Ugh! I can`t get this right!" Percy exclaimed.

"Try using a demigod one." Annabeth replied while grinning. Percy smiled and ran off.

He came back the next day.

"Are you a sure you`re a not daughter of Hermes? Because you stole my heart."

"Luke was a son of Hermes." Annabeth mumbled then started crying. Percy pulled her into his arms and comforted her.

He came back a few days later and said

"Are you related to Dionysus? Because your making me go crazy… Crazy about you."

"He always messes up name." Annabeth replied while smiling. Percy sighed and walked off.

Then, he thought of one that most girls would die over.

"At first I thought your mom was Aphrodite, but you're much more beautiful than her."

"I don`t like Aphrodite. I like Athena much better." Annabeth teased as she walked off. Percy yelled in frustration and stomped off to his cabin to think.

Then, he got it.

"It`s a good thing I`m a son of Poseidon, because I`m drowning in your love." Percy yelled his breath.

"You`re defiantly a son of Poseidon. Because when I`m with you, the earth shakes."

"I finally got it right! How come you got a good one right on the spot?" Percy asked.

"Because I`m only smarter when I`m with you."

Le done.