"…and it was so confusing! I mean, who talks like that nowadays?" Tsuna nodded in agreement, halfheartedly listening to Haru's blabbering.

She quickly stabbed the remaining piece of her enchilada (courtesy of the school cafeteria) before taking a long drink from her carton of chocolate milk, which probably shouldn't be eaten with Mexican food.

"…plus, his name was B- hahi? Hey, when did you finish your food, Tsuna?" Haru tilted her head, confused. Tsuna set down her milk and stared at her fork, which, indeed, was missing a chunk of cheese-and-onion goodness.

That's about the time Tsuna realized that there was something kind of slimy feeling in her shirt. More specifically, her, um, yeah.

"I need to go to the restroom!" Tsuna quickly stood up and ran off to the lady's room. "What do you think the deal is with her?" Hana and Kyoko shrugged at Haru's question.

"Anyways, who wants to steal some refried beans?" Haru raised her hand, high and proud, while sweet little Kyoko weakly raised hers, giving a small smile to reassure that she was interested in gaining some extra legumes. Hana grinned evilly as she divided up the remains of Tsuna's meal.

And cut! Okay, that's a wrap, Hana. You can stop being OOC now.

I just wanted to get this little idea off my shoulders. Yes, this is an oneshot. Until I get another idea very similar to this. Then I'll have to add another chapter. :P

P.S. Kudos to those who figure out who Haru was talking about.