The Once-ler huffed and grabbed Greed-ler's tie, adding it to the pile of clothes in his arms, "Hurry up and get ready lazy bones." Greed-ler groaned and rolled over, "Noooooo. I don't want to go to work! Come back to bed." The Once-ler huffed and rolled his eyes, "You have two meetings and a party to attend." Greed-ler cracked open an eye and stuck his tongue out at his other half, "Can't I just sleep in until the party?" The Once-ler rolled his eyes, "No, you have to go discuss your "biggering" whatever that means." Greed-ler pouted, "Fine. Dress me." The Once-ler sputtered indignantly, "I'm not going to dress you!"

Greed-ler rolled back over and shrugged, "Fine I'm going back to sleep." The Once-ler sighed, "Alright, just get up." Greed-ler rolled out of bed and leaned against the Once-ler, "Morning sweet cheeks." The Once-ler rolled his eyes, "Good morning starshine, the Earth says hello." Greed-ler chuckled, "So where are my clothes?" The Once-ler rolled his eyes, "In my arms dummy." He leaned over and kissed Once-ler's cheek, "Including fresh boxers?" The Once-ler looked away blushing, "Yes."

Greed-ler smirked, "Well get going then." The Once-ler huffed and set the clothes on the bed. Dirty old Once-ler. He pulled the man's bright green boxers off, "You wear this color too much, honestly I don't understand how you're not sick of it." He was rambling to distract himself from how close he was to the other's… Nether regions. Greed-ler chuckled, "Oh come on now sweetie, you love it too. Just look at your gloves." He stepped out of the boxers and stood fully nude, unabashed. The Once-ler sighed and grabbed his new boxers, "You're so cocky." Greed-ler shrugged and stepped into the boxers, "I believe you mean confident."

The Once-ler snorted and rolled his eyes, "Sureee." He slid the boxer up over Greed-ler's legs then stopped and frowned, "Really?" Greed-ler smirked down at him and nodded, "Really." The Once-ler huffed, "I'm not touching your hard-on." Greed-ler frowned, "Awwww, but how will everyone react when their boss walks into a meeting with a boner?" The Once-ler snorted, "F-Fine, but you're getting dressed first." He pulled the boxers up, but leaving Greed-ler exposed. Greed-ler smirked and stepped into his pants with a new vigor, "Hurry up Oncie," he sang teasingly, "I don't want to be late for my meeting." The Once-ler grunted, "Shut up and put your clothes on." He pulled the pants up and grabbed the shirt. He ghosted his hands over the others arms as he slid into the clothing, "You're such a tease Once."

The Once-ler snorted and buttoned the shirt, "Yeah, whatever." He grabbed the tie and set it around the other's neck, "Uh… How do I do this?" He fumbled with it nervously and looked up at Greed-ler, "Simple darling you j-Wait, you can't tie a tie?" He smirked deviously, "Try it on your own." The Once-ler frowned and looped it around a few times, "Uh.. Like this?" Greed-ler smirked and raised an eyebrow, "Not even close. Try again." He huffed and tried again, tugging a little more forcefully, "This?" Greed-ler shook his head, "Careful Oncie, don't strangle me!" He chuckled and crossed his arms.

Five tries later Oncie growled and threw up his arms in exasperation, "I quit. Ties are stupid and ridiculous and no one should ever wear a tie again!" Greed-ler wiped away a tear and shook his head, "I'll tie the tie, just get my jacket." He skillfully untied the the knots and retied his tie. Oncie sighed and held out the jacket, "Hurry up or you'll be late." Greed-ler slipped on the jacket then gestured to his manhood, "I think you're forgetting something." The Once-ler looked down to the pants just barely hanging on his hips, and the engorged flesh begging to be touched, "O-Oh yeah…"