Hey everyone! Thank you so much for reading! This is definitely not going to be a serious fanfic. Every character will be super OOC! This story is a Harry Potter/Fablehaven/Percy Jackson/Twilight/The Hunger Games/Eragon/Kane Chronicles crossover. 'FreakinPotter.7 and I are alternating writing each chapter, but the whole story will be on my fanfiction account. But every chapter I write will have my pen name at the bottom.
EVERYONE THAT DIED IS ALIVE. So like, Gavin died in the Fablehaven series, but he is alive in this fanfiction.
Chapter One: Mission
Cho's POV
I slipped the black ski mask over my face, covering my features, making myself unrecognizable. Tonight, I was dared to do the ultimate prank. Normally it's not the clever Ravenclaws that stoop to the pranking level, but I lost a bet, okay?
As I was sneaking through the common room, I heard a really sassy voice behind me say, "Hey Cho. Are you fulfilling the dare?"
Ew. Luna Lovegood. Why is she so sassy these days? But more importantly . . . HOW DOES SHE KNOW ITS ME? I'M WEARING A TRUCKING SKI MASK AND EVERYTHING! "Shut Up, Luna!" I yelled at her. And for good measure, I punched her in the face. Then I dashed out of the common room and sprinted toward the Gryffindor tower.
When I arrived at the Gryffindor common room, I pulled out a list of previous passwords.
"Password?" the fat lady asked me, impatient.
"Uh . . . can you just let me in?"
"No, stupid."
"Why not?"
"You don't have a password."
"Just let me in."
"No. Only Gryffindors are permitted in this part of the castle, and if you were a Gryffindor, you would already know the trucking password! Now go away!"
"Not until you let me in."
"I will never let you in!"
"Why not?"
"GO AWAY!"
"Just let me in."
"YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T KNOW HOW SOMEONE COULD BE AS TRUCKING STUPID AS YOU!"
"That's low."
"JUST GO AW–"
"What's going on here?" I turned. Percy (Percy Weasley, not Percy Jackson. Yet.) was storming over here, looking angry. "Just let the poor girl in! She obviously just forgot the password!"
The fat lady looked angry and flustered, but she reluctantly opened the door.
"Now, I'll be off," Percy continued. "I've got to go and make out with Penelope Clearwater!"
"Uh . . . have fun?" I mumbled, as he skipped away.
Finally! I was in the common room!
It was late in the evening, around 3:00 am. But there was still one loner Gryffindor by the fireplace. I knew what I had to do.
"Hey Cho, what's that in your hand?" he asked me. "Cho, why are you coming at me with that frying pan?" he added, frightened now. "WHAT THE TRUCK ARE YOU DOING?"
I quickened my pace toward him, going to make this quick.
"GET THE TRUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
I brought the frying pan down on his thick skull. Hard.
I bent down over him, checking to see if he was still awake.
Nope. He's out cold. That's how skilled and deadly I am with a frying pan.
My eyes darted toward the staircases of the dormitories. No one came down. I guess if anyone heard me they were too sleepy to care. Or this kind of language was used a lot at this ungodly hour of the morning.
I tip toed up the boy's dormitory staircase. Aiming to get Harry and Ron first. Instead I found someone else.
"Sirius? Sirius Black?" Sirius was prancing around the dormitory in a frantic state. Obviously looking for something, and that something must have been extremely important.
"What?" he cried.
"Whoa dude. Calm down. Take a chill pill. I don't give a truck. But you look like a freaking unicorn."
"Well you would be freaking out too if you lost your most prized possession!"
Oh. He probably lost his wand. But that's weird how it's his most prized possession. I mean it may be an important object, but, like, my most important thing is my Littlest Pet Shop.
"Dude, calm down and I'll help you find your mom - I mean wand."
"What? Wand? No dude, I lost my pen."
"Dude! Your skipping around this room! And you just lost a pen! Just buy another one! In fact you'll probably find one on the ground in about 12 seconds!"
"I don't think you understand! Here let me help you:
Lost pen = no pen
No pen = no notes
No notes = no study
No study = fail
Fail = no diploma
No diploma = no work
No work = no money
No money = no food
No food = skinny
Skinny = ugly
Ugly = no love
No love = no marriage
No marriage = no children
No children = alone
Alone = depressed
Depressed = sickness
Sickness = death
LESSON LEARNED: DO NOT LOOSE YOUR PEN OR YOU WILL DIE!"
"Uh . . ." I groaned. My patience was running thin. I think I'll end this conversation and get on with the task at hand.
Slowly, I raise the frying pan above my head, and while Sirius's back is turned, I whip the pan down onto the tip of his head. Yep, out cold.
I was shocked to find Harry still sleeping through all the ruckus. Then I peered over at
Ron's bed. It was all I could do to keep from screaming. Ron was meditating on the edge of his bed.
"What the truck!" I screeched.
His eyelids snapped open, like pop tarts out of the toaster. "Excuse me?"
"What are you doing!"
"It's called meditating, stupid!"
"Yeah, I know what it is! Why are you doing it?"
"I don't know. I felt like it."
Deciding not to waste any more precious time discussing meditation with the stupid one, I smacked him on the head with my frying pan.
I've wasted far too much time chatting about stupid things with Sirius and ugly stupid Ginger over here, so I don't waste any time thrusting the frying pan on Harry's head.
I guess I'll just leave the bodies in here until I get Hermione's, too. Then I'll ditch them on the island.
Once I speed down the twisted spiral staircase and into the common room, I found the loner Gryffindor still on the ground, with a thick trail of drool, spilling down his chin. Shuddering at the disgustingness, I quickened my pace and made it into the girl's dormitory within a minute.
I took a breather outside the dark mahogany (;D THG) door. What was i going to find in this dormitory? A crazy chipmunk? A unicorn? I was almost afraid to open the door, but it had to be done.
I took a deep breath and held it, then stuck my head through the now ajar door and saw . . .
Nothing. What? I was beginning to think that the Grryffindor house was crazy. I suppose that it's just the boys.
Quickly jumping through the door, it stuck me odd that the Gryffindor girls sleep soundly and cozily. I wish it was the same for my dormitory. Ben Dover (lol! If u don't get it, say his name really fast!) snores far too much for my liking.
I wanted this wretched duty to end quickly and stealthily so I whacked Hermione on the head with my trusty sidekick, dragged her unconscious body out of the protection of her covers, and tossed it over my shoulder, fire-man style. Then I slipped quietly out of the dormitory and sprinted the rest of the way to the opposite dormitory.
When I arrived at the boys dorm, I kept the quick pace, not slowing down one bit to grab Harry and Ron's bodies. Bursting through the door I frantically clutched Harry's arm and Ron's toe, and turned to leave.
Seamus was sitting up, stock-straight in his bed, looking stunned. Dean was a bit more groggy, but found his tongue from the cat faster. "Hey!"
"I GOTTA GO!" I yelled back at him, dashing through the boys dormitory and not decreasing my pace one bit while I sprinted through the castle.
I bounded across the grounds of Hogwarts, racing to get to the Hogsmead barrier. My ride was waiting for me there.
"Yes!" I whispered, as I spotted the helicopter. I glanced back at Harry, Ron and Hermione, tripping over Harry's nose in the process. "Truck you, Harry!" I muttered. Other than their arms flailing wildly, and Harry's newly broken nose they looked pretty good for being dragged behind me.
I was nearing the helicopter now, and I raced toward it faster. I yanked the three musketeers up the ladder, and fell down on the shinny, flat, steel floor of my ride.
5 hours later we arrived at the island. I was supposed to just ditch the bodies on the island, and the leave. I wasn't supposed to tell anyone. So I didn't. I did exactly as I was told.
The strange thing was, I saw 4 other identical helicopters, all dropping off a few human-shaped silhouettes. What had I gotten myself into?
~KendraAndGavinForEver~