Seventy-five words. Took me three minutes, while I was thinking of how to do this simply, under a self-challenge for a micro-fic.

Well, here it is! Since it's so short, there's not much point explaining. And I won't make my excuses, since...it only took me three minutes.

Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.

Hiccup gritted his teeth in annoyance as the wand moved over his either side.

Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.

Beepbebeepbebebebebebeep!

The woman raised an immaculately sculptured eyebrow to glance at him interestedly. Fourteen year old. Who would have thought?

"Spread 'em," she said casually.

Wordlessly, Hiccup lifted his pant leg to show the difference between his one boot and his one spring-loaded metal leg.

She flushed.

"Please proceed to the next station."