Another chapter!
This one was prompted by GracieSunset who leaves me lots of lovely reviews! Thanks so much! :) Love ya!
Kurt: Hey Tina! What ya up to?
Tina: I'm thinking of what will be in my will.
Kurt: Um... okay... wait! You're not dying are you?
Tina: No don't be silly! As much as death fascinates me I really hope it's quite a long way away.
Kurt: Okay good. So what do I get?
Tina: You get all my sweaters and scarves.
Kurt: Score!
Rachel: Hello my fellow glee clubbers I'm glad you're here early.
Tina: Hey Rachel, Finn, Mercedes.
Mercedes: I'm being dragged against my will.
Rachel: Don't be silly, glee starts in ten minutes anyway!
Mercedes: That's ten minutes I'm never getting back...
Tina: Rachel, if I dies would you want all my sheet music?
Rachel: Oh yes! Our taste in music is very different so I'm sure you have a lot of music I do not have.
Tina: Cool, and Mercedes would you want my make-up and accessories?
Mercedes: Sure!
Kurt:*cough*scarves*cough*
Tina: Oh except Kurt gets my scarves.
Mercedes: Fine.
Finn: What do I get?
Tina: Um... you can have all my tarot cards!
Finn: What are those?
Tina: They're the cards I use too predict your future.
Finn: Oh ... awesome!
Puck: Hey everyone, what's up?
Rachel: Tina look, everyone else is here tell them what they would get if you died.
Tina: Why so eager Rachel?
Rachel: ... no reason...
Tina: Puck, you can have my wigi board.
Puck: The thing that talks to ghosts?
Tina: Yeah but it doesn't work.
Puck: Whatever, it'll be a chick magnet!
Tina: I'm not even gunna ask how so. Santana, you can have my handcuffs and ... other things...
Santana: I KNEW IT! It's always the quiet ones...
Tina: Moving on, Quinn you can have my bible.
Quinn: Wow thanks, I'm a devout christian not like I have one of those already.
Tina: Really? You should.
Quinn: I am capable of sarcasm people!
Brittany: What's sarcasm?
Tina: Brittany! You can have my dictionary.
Brittany: Awwww... that's boring!
Tina: And my stuffed animals. I'm not cruel!
Brittany: Yeah! More friends for Lord Tubbington to play with, he killed the last couple I got him.
Santana: Brittany were the last friends you got him mice?
Brittany: Yeah why?
Tina: Mike, you can have all my dance stuff and anything Asian.
Mike: Oh cool. I probably have all the Asian stuff but the dance stuff will be cool!
Artie: WHAT? What's happening? I just got a text saying you're dying? Why didn't you tell me!
Tina: No I'm not dying I'm just telling everyone what they would get if I died.
Artie: Oh... for the record what would I get?
Tina: I don't think there's really anything left. I guess you can have this pencil!
Artie: I'm allergic to pencils, why do you think I always use pens?
Tina: Oh... awkward...
Matt Rutherford: I don't get anything? Nope! You all ignore me. EVERYONE IGNORES ME! I'M AN IMPORTANT PERSON! *storms out*
Tina: Who was that?
Artie: I'm not sure but I feel like he'll be gone soon.
I want to say that I miss Matt... but I really don't.
That's sad.
I'm not very talkative today.
Prompts are still open but I might close them in a couple chapters, I don't know, we'll see!
Thanks for reading! :)