"Ugh..."
He ran a hand ran through his blonde hair and he reached across the bed to find the glass of water he always leaves beside his bed...
When he realised it wasn't his bed...
And someones arms were around his waist...
Finally to add to the horror of not being in his own house and being in bed with a total stranger on Christmas morning he discovered to his complete shock that he was in fact...
Naked...
/What was I drinking last night and how the fuck did I end up here?/
Unfolding himself from the grasp of the person he was lying beside he gathered his clothes and looked at his phone 5 missed calls...
/I'm so dead./
But when he went to leave curiosity overcame him...
He approached the bed and pulled back the covers to reveal the face of a red head lying there.
/Hmmm.../
Pulling the covers down a little bit more he discovered a severe lack of breasts...
/Meh... Maybe shes a model or something.../
But pulling down the blankets further revealed something that told him Axel was definitely not a 'she' and in fright he pulled back and fell over a random boot on the floor causing the man lying in the bed to sit up in fright.
"What? Whats wrong?"
Looking over and seeing the blonde fully dressed he tutted.
"Trying to pull a fuck and run huh Roxas?"
/How the fuck does he know my name?/
"Well I'd at least like to have breakfast with you before you run off... It's a bit weird though this situation is usually the other way around..."
Picking himself up off the floor he shot the redhead an inquiring look.
"Would you like to explain exactly what you mean?"
The redhead scratched the back of his head awkwardly.
"Well you know... The dominant one is rarely the one running off the next morning... They're usually more keen if you know what I mean..."
It became blatently obvious that Roxas remembered very little about last night and the pounding headache he had gained from downing shots and chugging cocktails was not helping one bit.
The redhead caught onto this...
"So you don't remember what happened last night?"
Roxas shook his head...
"I don't usually do this kind of thing... Especially with... Uhm..."
"Men?"
"Yeah..."
"Could've fooled me..."
His eyebrows shot downward.
"How do I know that you didn't drug me or something?"
"Well Roxas, I know that I'm not like that and I have evidence because well... You recorded it..."
"Wha...!"
"Yeah..."
"Oh god... I didn't... Theres no way... You must be..."
The redhead held out a tape.
"Dude its all there if you want to watch it... Oh and just in case you forgot my names Axel..."

Roxas grabbed the tape and made his way into the strangers living room.
/This is a HUGE joke and this is gonna be a blank tape and hes gonna laugh and I'll go home and it'll all be over and I'll eat turkey and open presents.../
But the tape opened onto a familiar bedroom with Axel tied to the bed...
/Oh god.../
After a few murmurs Roxas could see himself approach Axel and straddle him taking his entire manhood (and thats quite a bit I've heard) into himself.
/I don't know how I even did that.../
Roxas pressed stop on the tape and now extremely red faced went back into Axel in the bedroom.
"I just... I dunno what came over me... But I... I mean I'm not..."
"Gay?"
"Yeah..."
Axel sighed to himself.
"Pity... You really are... Yeah never mind..."
"Uhm... No tell..."
"I'm gonna go have a shower... The keys are next to the bed if you want to let yourself out."
With that Axel walked into the bathroom leaving Roxas standing in the bedroom alone..

"I just don't get it..."
"Whats not to get?"
"I don't do this kind of thing with... Guys... Especially older guys... I dunno if he knows what age I am..."
"Well maybe you don't like 'guys' per say maybe you just like him?"
"I dunno Sora... It's just really weird... Why would I... Can you keep a secret?"
The brunette swung around on the swivel chair.
"Of course."
"He was my..."
"Your what?"
"first."
"Sorry I can't hear you Roxas speak up."
"First..."
"Sorry?"
"MY FIRST YOU IDIOT!"
"Jesus Christ Roxas quieten down do you want the whole house to hear you?"
"Ugh..."
"Well how do you know you're not if he was your first?"
"I always look at girls when I... You know..."
"That doesn't really prove much..."
"I know but I figured it might be an indication..."
"Well... Did you enjoy it?"
"I can't remember... But it sure looked like I was enjoying it."
"What exactly do you mean dearest brother..."
"Uhm... Nothing..."
"YOU DIDN'T!"
"What? No I didn't do anything..."
Sora spied a tape sticking out of Roxas bag and grabbed it.
"GIVE IT TO ME!"
"YOU TAPED IT! WAY TO GO ROXY!"
"I swear you dare to look at that you sick bastard and I'll... I'LL TELL MOM ABOUT YOUR STASH!"
Sora stopped dead.
"Shut the fuck up! Tell the house why don't you? Here keep your kinky sex tape see if I care..."
Roxas took the tape from Sora and hid it back in his bag...

After a long silence Roxas got up and put it in the tape recorder.
"Okay okay, but you tell NO ONE!"
Sora shot up from the bed he was lying on.
"Okay! Promise!"
"I haven't even watched all of it yet... And might I add it disturbs me that you want to see a video of me having sex with a random guy..."
"You asked for my advice and I want to get a clear idea of what we're talking about here..."
"But really you're just a stoner pervert..."
"Think what you like."
Roxas stood up and pressed play...
The screen filled with the bedroom again and Axel tied to the bed.
"Actually dude for a guy hes cute... WOAH look at the size of his!"
"Shut up!"
Roxas entered the screen and Sora's reaction to what he was doing was a mixture of disturbed, shocked and what he could've swore was Sora's 'I'm so impressed' look.
After almost twenty minutes of watching and Sora's jaw had dropped to the floor and Roxas decided to switch it off.
"Got enough information yet?"
"Uh... Yup... Woah dude..."
"What?"
"How did you get all that in..."
"I don't know I was hammered."
"Oh right... Well it seems you guys had an extremely good time... And a safe time..."
"How could you tell that?"
"Are you still drunk? The definition on that tape is unreal! I could make out the tattoos under the guys eyes for fuck sake!"
"Oh..."
"I say find him and try it sober... And obviously get to know the dude..."
"Right..."
Roxas stood up and went to leave the room.
"Its Christmas dude and Mom's pissed that you were out all night and never called you should probably stay in at least for today..."
The blonde turned back to sit back on his bed again.
"Yeah maybe you're right..."
"Plus dude theres a condom wrapper stuck to the back of your jeans."
"Oh fuck..."
"Yeah... Maybe stay in for the week..."
"Good thinking... I dunno how I'll find him again though..."
"What you didn't even get a number? Man that makes you a total whore..."
"I dunno dude..."
Roxas picked up his phone and realised he had a message.
/Hmmm./
*Dude, I know you're probably not gonna answer this and I know you were pissed... And not gay... But I had a good time... And it sounded like you did too...*
Roxas blushed at the thought of himself and how loud he must have been up close it was loud enough on the video.
*So I wanna meet up for something a little less forward than mindblowing sex... Like the cinema or something... So I dunno text me back... And just in case this happens to you often its Axel... Commit it to memory.*
"Yup I have a number..."
Sora looked over as a smile creeped across Roxas face.
"And a second date."