Ani's Show
A/N: So yeah, haven't updated in a while, but this time I'm just going to say that I was too lazy to. With the truth now in the open, let's move on!
Darius: Welcome to Ani's Show! With your host, Anisha Davidson!
Anisha: Thank you, and Happy Halloween! I already went Trick o' Treating on Wednesday –
Marik: With you as the trick…
Ani: Wow, not even five seconds into the episode, and we're dissing Anisha. That's GOT to be a new record.
Anisha: MOVING ON! Even though Halloween is over, Ani still thought she should update this story since it's been a while. So no Halloween theme!
Xiaoyu*hyper*: WHY NOT? I thought we were going to get more candy! *She starts jumping off the walls* Candy, candy! I. Want. More. Candy!
Jin: Hurry! Someone go get the tranquilizer!
*Lee gets out a needle and sticks it in Xiao's thigh. She immediately stops and falls in Hwoarang's arms.*
Anisha:…Okay then. On to questions!
That. Was. So. AWESOME! I am one of those nerds! And Hwoarang got OWNED by Lee! Anyways, I wanna ask a few questions :D. I think I know SOME Tekken...*Cracks Fingers*
Jin: YOU'RE A B**CH BC...but you're still my first favorite :D. I HATE YOUR GAUNTLETS! They make you look like a witch, although you can do that on your own since you were born that way. Oh right questions! Ya know, why didn't ya just LEARNED how to control the Devil Gene and defeat your family that's the douchebag part, and then you can like a happy normal life? And I'm surprised you didn't change it to Kazama Zaibatsu since you hate Mishima's. And your face is stupid in Tekken 6! What'dya think abut THAT, HUH? *Pokes repeatedly* Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Kazuya: Your stupid son is right, NEVER do that EVER again.
Lee: Psh, lol owned XD. Uh...why do you have a unicorn on your back? You know, on the back of your shirt? And why do you wear suits a lot? You don't look good for crap :D!
Heihachi: ...*Backs away* Pedo. AND NO ONE WANTS T SEE SAGGY OLD MAN BITS D:! Actually, I'm not scarred anymore...it'll be worse someday. Anyway, YOU SUCK!
Lili: I like you C:. Nice fashion style! My sister loves it when you make penguins pop out of the ground! Anyways, how DO you make penguins pop out of the ground O_O?
Jin (Again): *Holds up gauntlets from Tekken 5: Dark Resurrection* These were my favorite gauntlets that match you the most and are mostly Kazama. Put. Them. On.
Hwoarang: Also owned! Um...I like motorcycles o3o?
Xiaoyu: OMG Yay! You can have this Panda Doll. *Gives*
Jin (AGAIN): AND YOU CAN HAVE A KICK! HYAH! *Karate Kicks*
That's it, really :P. *Points two fingers, slides into the darkness...slides back out, waves* Bye! *Slides back in*
Jin: Good God, when will this girl learn? I'm not a witch!
Ani: No, you're a *meow*
*Silence*
Ani: Again with the cuss detector? I'm about to punch someone!
Kazuya: He's too weak to control it!
Lars: This coming from the guy that got his *meow* handed to him by his son countless times.
Heihachi: Don't forget his father!
Kazuya: Hate you. I hate you all.
Jin: Can I finish now? *coughs* As I was saying, I didn't learn how to control it, because I didn't want to have it in the first place. Why control something you don't want? And as for my family, you've seen that we don't die easily. AND I LOOK DOWN RIGHT SEXY IN TEKKEN 6!
Lee: The unicorn on my back? It stands for masculinity.
Hwoarang: Something that you don't have…
Lee*derp face*: And my suits are what attract the ladies, so I must wear them all the time.
Heihachi: Pfft, no one knows what muscle is anymore.
Lili: Like this! *She touches the ground and out pops a penguin* It's all in the wrists movements.
Jin: I refuse to put them on!
Ani: Quick! Someone grab him!
Jin: AAAAHHHH! *Half of the fighters tackle him and pin him to the ground*
*Xiaoyu wakes up*: A panda doll? YES! *She takes the doll* This is going on eBay!
*The fighters finally get the gauntlets on Jin, leaving him curled up in a ball on the floor*
Jin: I feel so violated…
Anisha: Nothing a little bit of therapy can't fix!
Marik: If your idea of therapy is having him talk about his feelings, then you should just go ahead and send him to the asylum.
Ani: Alright, next question!
I've got a few!
For Jin: Why don't you wear your purple hoodie anymore? You looked sexy in that...! Not that you aren't anyway. *derpfais*
For Heihachi: I swear the officials should have caught onto the child abuse. Throwing sons off cliffs nd into volcanoes. :C
For Xiaoyu: ... Why do you STILL act like you are five? Really? *pokerfais* (at least you looked a bit more grown up in T4)
For Lee: How many? And I think you know what I mean ahemwomenaheminbedahem. Sorry, had a bit of a cough then xD
Jin: Thank you…I guess.
Xiaoyu: I do not act five! Did you not see Blood Vengeance? I looked AND acted like a sexy eighteen year-old!
Asuka: Uh huh. Keep telling yourself that.
Lee: Well let me see…*starts whispering to himself* Today is Saturday, so about –
Ani: Hello? Minor in the house!
Jun: Well you weren't too concerned about that all this time.
Ani: I know, but hearing about his sex life is something I wouldn't mind keeping out of my head.
Christie: How about we stop talking about this and get to the next question?
(evil laugh) well this is gonna be fun!
Lili-You are awesome! And so is your hair! How do you get it so nice?
Bob- if you had to assassinate someone right now, who would it be?
Nina- Is purple your favorite colour? (random much)
Hwoarang- YOUR MAMMAS A FAIL!
All guys- who is the hottest girl here?...
Ok thanks! Blaze-Fire10 out...
Lili: Well, I have this amazing hair dresser that I go to in that's in Paris, and he does my hair. Maybe I can take you there if you like?
Bob: The embodiment of evil.
*The camera looks at Jin*
*Jin points to Kazuya*: Hey, I'm not the Devil's son, not him personally. Go to my douche of a father.
Nina: Purple is a dark colour that I can use as cover in the dark. *loads sniper rifle* Anymore questions?
The guys:…Christie
Anna: Now wait just a damn minute! Why her?
Paul: Because she doesn't look like a toddler.
Xiaoyu: Hey!
Marshall: Isn't a spoiled brat.
Lili: Hmph!
Jin: Isn't my COUSIN or MOM.
Kazama females: Well then…
Kazuya: Isn't slutty.
Anna: You don't have to be mean about it!
Bruce: And…
Females: WE GET IT!
Anisha: And I guess that ends the show for this episode. Tune in next time when we hit either Thanksgiving, or Black Friday evening for an update.
Ani: Until then…*looks at her school agenda* I HAVE AN ALGEBRA TEST TO STUDY FOR!
Marik: And we are clear!