RR7: Good day! Ever wondered what happened when the Nations recorded their ending themes? I didn't until I stumbled across a video of England's theme. So yeah… random plot, writing on a whim, trying to tide over what few readers I have for my other story with this. Here we go!

Disclaimer: I own nothing!

Draw a Circle, That's the Earth!

"No! I refuse! I will not be part of this idiocy, just because the others will!" Snapped the United Kingdom as he ran from the room with a man giving chase.

"Britain, why are you being so difficult it is just a song!" The man yelled.

"With the most ridiculous lyrics ever! I won't do it!" Was the response.

"You have to! I gave you fame I can take it away."

"As if! My gentlemanly charm and British pride make me popular. I certainly have no need of you any more."

"With fangirls. Or haven't you been reading that site? Don't make me call in Germany!"

"I'm not scared of that wanker!" England yelled.

"Yes, just like I'm sure France had nothing to do with that hickey on your neck."

"F*** You!"

"Look we can stand around arguing all day, but I think we know who has the upper hand. Now either go in there and sing or Sealand becomes a real Nation."

"You wouldn't."

"Try me." The man replied coolly.

Arthur stalked slowly back down the hall to the recording room a glare on his face and his large eyebrows furrowed. "I get to pick the music!"

"By all means, what better for authenticity than the Nation that sings choosing their style of performance? I'll be right outside so no running, and I expect the whole song." The door slipped shut.

Later England would discover that the reason he had been allowed to choose was because there was only one disc of British music. "Conniving Writer." He muttered viciously.

With a sigh of surrender he set up the player, grabbed the lines, and half-heartedly waited for the music to start. A light punk rock beat began to flow out and Britain felt a small smile cross his lips despite himself. He took a breath and…

Hey hey Daddy, Give me Rum!

Hey hey Mummy! Hey hey Mummy!

I can't forget that taste,

Of the pudding I ate before!

Rolling his eyes at these lines, Arthur's voice got stronger.

Draw a Circle, that's the Earth!

Draw a Circle, that's the Earth!

Draw a Circle, that's the Earth!

I'm England!

Now Britain was really getting into it as memories of his punk phase came flying back. He held the microphone with one hand while flourishing the other around.

Ah, a fabulous world,

That can be seen with a single swipe of a paintbrush!

A Tube is a form of Transportation!

I'm England!

As the music faded out, Britain saw he was standing in an 'arms up' victory pose. With his cheeks and the bridge of his nose a dusty pink he stopped the recorder and quickly walked from the room. He very nearly ran into the man, whom had apparently broken his promise and had watched the whole fiasco. With a camera.

"I think this will make a most amusing episode." The Brit's flush deepened at this.

"Himaruya, you Bugger! Delete that this moment!"

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RR7: So here we are. What did you think?

Review and tell me or better yet… Write your own! I challenge you readers to write how this would go down with any of the other Nations! Have fun, go crazy, drive Germany up the wall! Just make sure you include them actually singing their version of the ending theme song.

I hope you've all enjoyed this and please note that any names England used to insult his maker in no way reflect my personal views. I love Hetalia and so by default the one who invented it.

Once again please review and I hope to write more stories soon.