A/N: So this takes place sometime after "Virtual Systems Analysis". It is entirely dialogue between Annie and Troy.

"Troy, why are there bite marks on your shoulder?"

"There… aren't?"

"They're right there, I can see them!"

"I… uhh…"

"I thought you went to your grandmother's house last night."

"I did, and I… got attacked… by a bear."

"A bear?"

"Yes, and that is also why there are scratches on my back."

"Scratches? Wait, let me see… Troy, those look pretty serious."

"Uhh, yeah, I got attacked by a bear."

"Well, did you clean these out at least?"

"Yeah, Br- … Nana… helped me clean them out."

"Right."

"Good thing she had those alcohol swabs…"

"And did you get your rabies shot?"

" You can't get rabies from s- … bears."

"I'm pretty sure you can."

"Well, it's okay, I'm immune to rabies."

"Oh, really?"

"Yep. So, guess I dodged that bullet."

"You should really get the rabies shot Troy, just in case. You're supposed to get it whenever you come into contact with a wild animal."

"I wouldn't exactly call B- bear a wild animal."

"Well, if it lives in the wild, and-"

"Annie, it's fine. Look, I know this bear, we're chill."

"You know the bear?"

"Yeah, he uhh… he hangs around my Nana's house all the time…yeah… he's, uhh… he does this. Just… goofing off?"

"Troy, if you're afraid to get the rabies shot, don't be. They just inject it into the gluteus-"

"Wait, wait. It's a butt shot?"

"Well, yeah, and, I mean, you have to get it in a few rounds, but you never want to take a chance with a wild animal."

"Annie, I am not getting a butt shot."

"Troy, you could have rabies, this is really serious."

"I DON'T HAVE RABIES!"

"You don't know-"

"Yes, I do know, because I didn't get attacked by a bear! I had sex with Britta. There, happy?"

"Yes… well, no not really. Troy, you don't need to sneak around. I already know about you and Britta."

"You do?"

"Yes. And you really need to tell her to cut her nails. These are some serious scratches."

"I know."

"Eww!"

"What?"

"You like it?"

"What Britta and I do in bed is none of your business. Oh, and did you get a cat?"

"What?"

"Yeah, 'cause I thought I heard one in your room when you and Jeff were in there studying the other night."

"…So I'm going to go take a shower now."

"Okay."

"Let's not-"

"Mention this again?"

"Yeah."

"Sounds good."