Hi there...I know it's been a long time since I posted anything up, but life sure has a strange way of pulling you around, eh? So I have another set of haikus here. This time, they're dedicated to a certain evil emperor. For those who have not seen these, I hope you enjoy them! For those of you who have seen them...well, I hope you still enjoy them. Heh.

Disclaimer: I don't own Buzz Lightyear of Star Command or the characters. They belong to Disney and Pixar.

He dons the color

Of intuition because

He is royalty.

He knows all there is

to know of the people and

the present day worlds

He rules with an iron

fist, aiming to achieve his

goal; total control.

To rule over his

kingdom, he knows what he must

do; he must know all.

Author's Note: I was inspired to write these for Zurg for one of my friends, Steel, since she is a big, big fan of Zurg. Plus, she did something nice for me; I wanted to do something nice for her. :)

I wanted to write a set of haikus relating to Zurg's royal position, and how he desires to rule over all, and in order to do that, he must know everything about everyone and all the events that occur in the present...well, HIS present, anyway. I was also partly inspired by a conversation I had with EEZ, another writer here on and "To Infinity and Fandom", about him. Now because of that conversation, I think I have a better understanding of Zurg and how he does things. That was an awesome conversation we had, EEZ! We'll definitely do it again. ^^

See you all on the flip side!