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"Hey, you guys know what is the most forbidden words to said to Canada?" America said all of sudden in front of all nations. It's World Conference after all.

"What do you meant 'the most forbidden word', America-san?" Japan ask curiously and the other nod and as curious as Japan."Mon Cheri had a 'forbidden word'? Isn't he to gentle, sweet and polite to have a forbidden word?" French ask and the others nod again.

America grin, "That's the point! If you said the 'forbidden word', you'll see the cruel, scary and evil sides of Canada that have been long hidden."

Germany and Prussia winched a bit.

"Show us the proof," England said while cross his arm in front of America. Again, those nations nod for the third time.

Then the door opened. The nations look at the person who entered the room. "I'm sorry I'm late, I've a problem with my alarm, and Kumajirou eat my shoes, and my sink leaks, and I misplace my car keys. Please forgive me." Canada bow almost 3.5 degrees.

America grinned again and said to them, "Now I'll prove it to you guys."

"America? What's wrong?" Canada asks his brother as America walk to him.

America then grope Canada's bottom before said "The Hero me will INVADE you're VITAL REGION!" Those nations shocked while Canada freezes. "Haha, I'm just kidding Mat-"America stop when he saw a bullet passed before his right side ear.

Canada smiles before said "America, do you want me to burned down your white house for the SECOND TIME!" Canada's let out a scary voice that made Belarus have a heart attack, Russia cried, Switzerland shivering and Germany and Prussia hide under the table prying like a girl hide under a kotatsu table because heard a thunder storm. Canada points a shotgun that come out from god only know at America forehead.

*gulp*

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