Me: Hey guys this is a collabration between me and my good friend DanDJohnMLover. Believe me this is a taste of what happens when our Brains are together :D Anyway this is a two shot about her OC's Sarah Veerthorne and Christa Sullivan and my two OC's Chelsea Benoit and Josin Neidhart :D She only owns Sarah, Christa and Curtis. I own Chelsea, Joslin, Carrie, Trinity and Bridget. We own No TNA or WWE Superstars :D :D Enjoy Everyone :D
"No Sarah! I'm not going to do it!" Christa fought as her friend Sarah pulled her to the arena where WWE's NXT, Superstars, and Smackdown tapings were being recorded.
Sarah Veerthorne and Christa Sullivan were two Impact Wrestling Knockouts. Sarah was the current Knockouts champion and she was also one half of the Knockouts tag team champions with Christa.
But if they were in Impact, what was the reason for those two being at WWE tapings? Well, Sarah used to be a WWE Diva. However, because of the lack of wrestling she did, she left after being in WWE for eight years. The reason she was here tonight though was because WWE was in the same town Impact was in and Sarah wanted to visit some old friends while they were there.
"Come on, Christa!" Sarah fussed with her best friend. "We'll only be here for a little bit. I just want to see a few of my old friends."
"But why did you have to bring me?" Christa asked.
"Because they want to meet you." Sarah said. "Besides, the only people you've met here are Punk and Adam (Edge)."
Christa crossed her arms, "You know Dixie will probably kill us when she finds out we came here."
Sarah sighed, "Okay. One, Impact doesn't start for another two hours. Two, we'll only be backstage so they won't even know we're here."
Christa gave up. "You've got a point there."
"Haha! I win!" Sarah laughed.
"Can I make perverted comments about people I don't like?" Christa asked.
"Only if I give you permission to." Sarah answered.
"Sweet!" Christa shouted.
The two girls proceeded into the arena.
"Man how did we get suckered into this match with the Bellas?" Joslin Neidhart asked her best friend and WWE Women's Champion Chelsea Benoit as they were in their locker room getting ready for their match against Brianna (Brie Bella) and Stephanie (Nikki Bella) for Superstars later that night.
"Simple 'Mr. Excitement' Hates me." Chelsea said as she had on a Large Black Shirt, Black and Red Tripp Pants and Red Combat Boots.
"I bet I know why Laurinaitis is named 'Mr. Excitement' "Joslin said as she snickered.
"Joslin with how he looks I bet you he sucks in bed." Chelsea said.
"Not according to Eve he doesn't." Joslin said as they both laughed.
"Yeah but Eve is a Hoeski she thinks everything and everyone is good in bed." Chelsea said as Joslin got on a Kitty Skull and Crossbones Spaghetti Strap Tank Top in Black and Hot Pink, Black and Pink Wrestling tights and Dark Pink Wrestling Boots.
"What about Ziggler?" Joslin asked.
"She thinks he's good." Chelsea said.
"Hmmmmmm Khali?" Joslin asked as her and Chelsea laughed.
"Yeah." Both of them said laughing.
"Hey I'm going to get a water want me to get you one too?" Joslin asked.
"Yeah get me a grape will ya?" Chelsea asked as she started doing stretches "And don't ask people who and what Eve thinks is great in bed ok?"
"I wasn't going to do that." Joslin said darting her eyes back and forth.
"Joslin I mean it." Chelsea said sounding annoyed.
"Fine." Joslin grumbled as she left the locker room and went to get them some waters. "What Chelsea doesn't know won't hurt her." She smirked to herself as she walked by a girl with black and green hair "Excuse me but who or what do you think Eve Torres would find satisfying in bed?" She asked her.
"Eve Torres?" Christa asked.
"The woman who everyone calls a Hoeski." Joslin said.
"Oh her." Christa said as she smirked "How about Hulk Hogan?" She asked and Joslin laughed her butt off.
"Please what woman would be with him?" Joslin asked as she laughed.
"A Hoeski." Christa said as she smiled. "And that's what Eve is. What about John Laurinaitis she's whoring herself out to him."
"That is true." Joslin said as she laughed some more "What do you think they do alone?"
"Simple Laurinaitis gets his tiny wiener and Eve blows on it I mean gets the entire thing in her mouth because it's not that big." Christa said as her and Joslin laughed their butts off.
"Man that is so true wait until I tell my friend that. She hates Laurinaitis." Joslin said laughing.
"Hopefully I'll see it tonight. I'm visiting with a friend of mine." Christa smiled.
"Well allow me to introduce myself. I'm Joslin." Joslin smiled introducing herself.
"I'm Christa." Christa smiled as her and Joslin shook hands.
"Nice meeting you Christa. Hopefully I'll see you tonight." Joslin smiled.
"Let's hope!" Christa smiled happily as the two went their separate ways and Joslin went to get the waters but not before turning back for a second.
"Could she be?...Nah." Joslin said as she turned around and went to the vending machines.
"Was that Joslin Neidhart?" Christa asked herself as she turned around for a minute then she went back to Sarah.
Back at Sarah, she was giving a hug to Randy Orton.
"It's good to see you again, Sarah." He said to her.
"It's been a long time. Even though it's been only a few months." Sarah smiled.
"So, how's everything going in the other company?" He asked.
"It's going great." Sarah explained. "I'm currently the women's champion and me and my friend are the women's tag team champs." She looked around and noticed Christa wasn't there. "Speaking of which, where is she?"
"Sarah!" Christa ran to Sarah's direction and stopped once she got to her.
"Christa! I told you not to wonder off!" Sarah complained. She turned back to Randy, "Randy, this is my best friend Christa."
Randy shook her hand, "How do you do? Sarah told me a lot about you."
Christa blushed. "I bet she did."
"Well, I better go." Randy waved before walking off. "Nice seeing you again, Sarah!"
"See you, Randy!" Sarah waved back. She then glared at Christa, "I told you not to wonder off!"
"I had to go to the bathroom and couldn't find it!" Christa explained. She stopped and saw NXT's Maxine walk passed them, who gave both Sarah and Christa a disgusted look. "Yeah, keep walking you Hoeski 2.0."
That comment caused Maxine to turn around.
"Excuse me?" She asked angrily.
"You heard me! Keep walking, you weirdo creep!" Christa shouted.
Maxine ran angrily at her, but was pushed back by Sarah.
"Who are you calling a weirdo creep, green-haired freak?" She yelled.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Sarah tried to calm the situation down. "Everyone, just back away!"
Maxine calmed down and backed away, but not before giving Christa an evil look.
Sarah punched her friend on the shoulder, "I only said do that stuff if I gave you permission."
"Sorry, I just know what she's like." Christa apologized.
"Come on. I got a few more friends to see." Sarah said as they started walking.
"Oh Sarah!" Christa remembered as they started walking. "As I was walking back from the bathroom, I think I talked to Joslin Neidhart."
"Joslin Neidhart?" Sarah asked. "Natalya's sister?"
"Yeah. You know her?"
"I know Natalya and she told me about her sister a few times, but I've never actually met her."
"Hopefully we'll pass by her again before we leave."
"Come on Nattie!" Chelsea cheered as Natalya was facing off against Kaitlyn and Joslin came back with the Waters. "About time Jos what took you so long?"
"Sorry I was talking to someone." Joslin said throwing Chelsea's water to her and she caught it.
"Who?" Chelsea asked.
"Some girl named Christa." Joslin said as they watched Natalya's match some more.
"Is she a new Diva?" Chelsea asked as Natalya won.
"Alright Nattie!" Joslin smiled "I don't know all I know is that…" She tried to say but they heard Maxine and Johnny talk.
"Unbelievable Johnny this one girl who is a FREAK called me that!" Maxine yelled in disgust.
"Whoa whoa Maxine calm down what did she look like?" Johnny asked acting like his 'Weird' self.
"Black and green hair and she looked chubby." Maxine said disgusted.
"Wow she's weird." Johnny whispered.
"You're one to talk Curtis." Joslin growled as she walked out of the locker room. "Now I suggest you and Hoeski 2.0 here who is NEVER and I mean NEVVVVVVVER going to leave NXT leave right now before I put you both in the Sharpshooter." She growled as Maxine gave her a disgusted look before she and Johnny walked off "HOESKI 2.0!" She yelled.
"We get it Joslin she's NXT's resident Hoeski." Chelsea said "But why did you walk out all of a sudden?"
"Hoeski 2.0 was talking shit about Christa." Joslin said as she crossed her arms.
"So Christa has green and black hair?" Chelsea asked.
"Yeah." Joslin said.
"Joslin."
"Yeah?"
"I bet you that was Christa Sullivan you just talked to." Chelsea said.
"Impact Wrestling's Christa Sullivan?" Joslin asked. "What is she doing here? And you watch Impact Wrestling?"
"I watch all Wrestling." Chelsea said. "And yes that's who I'm talking about."
"What is she doing here?" Joslin asked then got wide eyed. "You think Sarah is here too?"
"Sarah Veerthorne?" Chelsea asked "Yeah she's here too I bet those two never go places without each other unless they're with their boyfriends.
"How do you know these things?" Joslin asked as she yelled.
"Internet and I follow Sarah and Christa on Twitter." Chelsea said as Joslin got her Phone.
"What are their twitter accounts?" Joslin asked.
"Sarah's is ChocolateAddict25and Christa's is SlipknotFan4Life." Chelsea said as Joslin started following them.
"And they're followed." Joslin smiled happily.
"Now let's focus on our match with the Bellas." Chelsea said as her and Joslin walked back in their locker room and they saw that Curt Hawkins, Tyler Rexs and Bridget Guerrero started threatening Johnny and Maxine and they started laughing.
"Get them Bridget!" Josiln smiled happily.
"I'm glad she's my other best friend." Chelsea smiled but didn't know things were going to change between her and Bridget later that night.
Meanwhile, Sarah and Christa sat down on a bench in the hallway.
"Wow Sarah! A lot of people miss you!" Christa commented.
"And that's not even all of them." Sarah smiled. She noticed Christa taking out her phone. "Why are you taking out your phone?"
"I just want to check what Curtis is doing." Christa said as she opened up the phone and went to Twitter. But when she did, she had a look of confusion on her face.
"What's wrong?" Sarah asked.
"Joslin is now following me on Twitter." She answered.
"How'd she find your account?" Sarah asked.
Christa shrugged, "I don't know. Check yours."
Sarah took her phone out and opened it up. She logged onto her Twitter and saw that someone was now following her.
"She's following me too."
"Hmm, that's weird." Christa thought.
Sarah clicked on Joslin's Twitter and looked on her followers. She recognized a name on that list.
"What the…?"
"What?"
Sarah put the phone in front of Christa and showed her a name, ChelseaBenoit4Real.
"That girl added me a few weeks ago." Sarah said.
"Wait, that girl did to me too." Christa said. "Do you think she's related to Chris Benoit?"
"If her last name is Benoit, then she is." Sarah replied. The two girls stood up and began walking again. "Let's see if we can find anyone else."
As the girls were walking off, they spotted a TV in the hall and watched. The Bella Twins were out there.
"Can I make a perverted comment about them?" Christa asked.
"No." Sarah answered, making Christa pout.
Then the girls heard the announcer announce their opponents as Next Go Around by Nickelback played.
"And their opponents, the team of Joslin and the WWE Women's Champion Chelsea Benoit!"
Hearing those names caused Sarah and Christa to slowly turn their heads and stare at each other.
"Is the one with the black hair the one you talked to?" Sarah asked.
"Yes. That's Joslin." Christa answered.
"Well, I'll be darn!" Sarah whispered. "Let's watch and see how they do."
It was the end of the match and the two legal people in the ring were Joslin and Brie and when Joslin quickly tagged Chelsea she put Brie in a Bear hug and Chelsea ran and did a Lariat on her and she pinned her and won.
"Here are your winners Chelsea Benoit and Joslin!" Tony Chimmel announced as Chelsea and Joslin celebrated in the ring a bit before going to the back.
"Our Hart Attack is getting better." Joslin smiled.
"Yeah it is." Chelsea smiled as they walked back in their locker room "You got anything to do for Smackdown?"
"Not that I know of you?"
"Just hang out with Stephen (Sheamus)." Chelsea said as Smackdown Co GM and Divas Champion Trinity Farrelly walked up to them.
"What's up guys? First off loved your match out there." Trinity smiled.
"Thanks." Joslin smiled. "What's up Trinity?"
"Well Chelsea has a match against Brie Bella on Smackdown later on." Trinity said.
"Again?" Chelsea asked whining a bit.
"Nikki has a match I thought Brie would be in one too." Trinity said. "Joslin you're facing off against Beth Phoenix to see who will face me for the Divas Championship at Extreme Rules and I'm the special guest referee."
"Sweetness." Joslin smiled.
"Hey I'm going to get my other bag from Stephen's locker room. I'll meet up with you in a few." Chelsea smiled as she walked to Stephen's locker room and she walked by a girl with brown and purple hair.
"Hey nice job out there." Sarah smiled.
"Thanks." Chelsea smiled.
"What do you call that move that you and Joslin used?" Sarah asked.
"Oh that's called the Hart Attack. It's a tag team move popularized by the Hart family." Chelsea smiled.
"That's awesome you trained with them?" Sarah asked .
"Yeah I'm the youngest graduate out of the Hart Dungeon." Chelsea smiled proudly.
"That's awesome!" Sarah smiled.
"Thank you." Chelsea smiled. "I'm Chelsea."
"I'm Sarah." Sarah said.
"Nice meeting you Sarah I have to get my bag and get ready for my second match. I'll see you around." Chelsea smiled.
"Ok." Sarah smiled as her and Chelsea went their separate ways then they both stopped when they realized something.
"Son of a bitch." Both Chelsea and Sarah said as Sarah went to meet up with Christa and Chelsea went to Stephen's locker room.
"Hey you changed yet?" Chelsea asked as she had her eyes covered.
"Yeah come in." Stephen smiled as Chelsea walked in. "Hey congratulations on beating the Bellas tonight."
"Thank you." Chelsea smiled as she kissed his cheek "I've got to face Brie tonight though again." She said as she got her bags.
"And you're not getting changed in here because?" Stephen asked.
"Joslin will think we smooched smooched." Chelsea said. "And I'm not giving her that satisfaction of knowing we did."
"We'll do it later." Stephen smiled as he and Chelsea kissed. "Love you."
"Love you too baby." Chelsea smiled as she went back to hers and Joslin's locker room. "Joslin guess what?"
"You and Stephen smooched smooched?" Joslin asked.
"Joslin shut up." Chelsea said sounding annoyed. "I just met Sarah Veerthorne and not realize it until I walked away."
"Seriously?" Joslin asked.
"Seriously." Chelsea said as she sat down. "But at least I recognized Sarah." She smirked.
"Chelsea shut up." Joslin mumbled.
On the other side, Sarah just made it back to Christa. Christa was playing a game on her phone.
"Sarah, where were you?" She asked.
"I just talked to Chelsea Benoit." Sarah said.
"Awesome!" Christa commented. "Is she nice?"
"She seems to be."
Christa sighed, "Are we done here yet?"
Sarah groaned, "No. I still have a few more people to see. Let's go."
The girls started walking off again. While they were walking, a girl with brown hair and pale skin walked passed them. Christa watched her with a weird look.
"Do you see how pale that girl's skin is?" She commented.
Sarah turned around and looked. "Christa, don't."
"I'm just saying." Christa said. "We're pale too, but she's paler than us!"
"That's Trinity Farrelly, the Co GM of Smackdown and the Divas Champion." They heard a voice behind them. They turned around and there stood Carrie Wilson, current WWE Champion and one half of the WWE Tag Team Champions.
"CARRIE!" Sarah shouted before giving her a hug.
"I see you brought a friend." Carrie said.
"Yes. Carrie, this is Christa Sullivan." Sarah introduced Christa to her.
"Oh so you're Christa?" Carrie asked. "Sarah told me a lot about you when she was here." She turned back to Sarah. "So what brings you here?"
"We heard WWE was in town too so we decided to come in and see some old friends." Sarah explained.
"Good thing you stopped by." Carrie gave Sarah another hug. "How's life on Impact going?"
"No offence, Carrie. But Impact is giving me a better chance there than WWE was." Sarah said.
Carrie sighed, "I do wish Vince gave you more in-ring time here. He wasted your talent."
"That's why I left." Sarah mumbled.
"But I have been watching Impact and congratulations on becoming the Knockouts champ and Knockouts tag champs so soon." Carrie congratulated. She then smiled, "And I heard you have a boyfriend."
Sarah blushed and whispered, "Yeah."
Carrie noticed Christa rolling her eyes. "Do you have a boyfriend, Christa?"
"Yes." Christa answered. "But we're not as bad as Sarah and her boyfriend!" Sarah glared at her.
Carrie laughed, "You may be just jealous because her boyfriend is probably hotter than yours." That caused Sarah to laugh too.
"Sarah!" Christa whined.
"I'm joking." Carrie laughed.
"Well, we better go. We have a few more people to see." Sarah said before giving Carrie one last hug.
Carrie then gave Christa a hug, "Nice to meet you." She started walking away. "Hope to see you again!"
"You will!" Sarah called out. "Shall we proceed?" She asked Christa.
"I'm starting to like this." Christa smiled. "Let's!"
"Ok I got an Idea we go to Laurinaitis's office, we catch him with two naked Bella twins while their around his pill bottle size wiener, we secretly video tape them and BAM! Profit!" Joslin said as Chelsea tried to keep a straight face but didn't work as she burst out laughing
"Let's wait until Eve is in there." Chelsea said laughing.
"Good idea foursome!" Joslin smiled happily.
"You're disgusting." Chelsea said laughing. "Anyway wish me luck."
"Good luck and I'll walk to gorilla with you." Joslin smiled as they walked to the ring but on the way there they heard Sarah and Christa talk.
"I'm telling you his wiener isn't that big Sarah!" Christa exclaimed.
"Christa, shut up." Sarah said.
"It's true!" Christa exclaimed some more.
"Talking about Laurinaitis's Pill bottle sized whiner?" Joslin asked her and Chelsea walked by.
"It's not the size of a pill bottle it's the size of a pill." Christa said and Joslin started laughing.
"That is true." Joslin laughed.
"Ok the next person to make a perverted comment is getting a Crippler Crossface."
Chelsea said and there was a moment of silence.
"Penis." Christa said after a moment and Joslin chuckled.
"Ok now you're just acting stupid Christa." Sarah said sounding annoyed at Christa.
"That's it Joslin you're going out to the ring with me. Sorry but leaving you alone with Christa is like leaving two children alone with their parents secret box." Chelsea said.
"I saw what was in my parents' secret box. It was Playboy Magazines and Porno tapes." Christa said and everyone looked at her weird "What? I didn't read the Playboy magazines."
"Christa I like you, but you're weird." Chelsea said.
"Way to go Christa." Sarah said.
"I don't look at porn because I would rather look at the guy in real life." Joslin said and Chelsea pulled her by the ear. "Ow ow."
"We'll talk later." Chelsea said "Hey, you guys want to hang out later?"
"Yeah!" Sarah smiled.
"Christa, do me a favor. When you see John Laurinaitis ask him about his penis size will ya?" Joslin asked as Chelsea dragged her away from the group.
"Ok, why am I not that abusive when you're perverted?" Sarah asked Christa "I can learn a lot from Chelsea."
"We're so going to get in trouble if Christa asks Laurinaitis that." Chelsea said.
"But it would be funny and he wouldn't trust them nor would they because they don't work here." Joslin smiled happily.
"Good point." Chelsea said after a minute as Trip The Darkness by Lacuna Coil played and she and Joslin walked out to the ring.
"And her opponent accompanied to the ring by Joslin from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada she is the WWE Women's Champion Chelsea Benoit!" Lillian announced as Chelsea and Joslin walked to the ring and when they got in the ring they glared at Brie then Joslin left the ring and the match started. After a few (Since Diva matches aren't that long) Chelsea had Brie in the Sharpshooter and she was tapping out.
"Here is your winner Chelsea Benoit!" Lillian announced as Joslin got in the ring and celebrated with Chelsea but Chelsea felt herself get attacked by someone then saw that it was Bridget. After Bridget attacked her Joslin power bombed her and helped Chelsea to the back.
Backstage, Sarah and Christa watched as Chelsea got attacked.
"Who was that girl?" Christa asked.
"It probably was one of Chelsea's friends." Sarah wondered. Her expression turned sad, "Poor girl. I hope she'll be okay."
Christa put her arm around her friend's shoulder. "I'm sure she'll be fine."
Then, Sarah's cell phone started ringing. She opened it up and answered it. "Hello?"
"Hey baby." The voice said. It was Sarah's boyfriend, Frankie (Kazarian).
"Hey." Sarah answered with a whisper and blushed. Christa saw her and knew who she was talking to.
"Where are you right now?" He asked.
"Christa and I are just visiting some old friends here in town." Sarah answered.
"Frankie's wiener!" Christa yelled into Sarah's ear. Sarah glared at her friend and was near yelling at her.
"Well, you better get back to the Impact zone soon. The show will be starting in twenty minutes." Frankie said.
"WHAT?" Sarah yelled, shocked.
"What's wrong?" Christa asked.
"The show starts in twenty minutes." Sarah whispered to her. She turns back to the phone. "We'll be there."
"Ok, I love you." He said sweetly.
"I love you too." Sarah said back. She made a kiss noise to the phone with him doing the same before hanging up.
"You two are disgusting." Christa groaned.
"Oh shut up and let's get out of here! We need to get to the Impact zone." Sarah grabbed Christa's arm and they started running out.
"Hey! Can I ask Laryngitis what his wiener size is before we go?" Christa asked.
"No." Sarah answered, annoyed.
"Come on!" Christa complained. "Joslin told me to do it!"
Sarah sighed, "Okay, fine. But I'm not coming with you."
"Oh yes you are!" Christa said happily as she grabbed Sarah's arm and starting running around the hallways. But about midway, she stopped. "Wait. Let's call him."
"But you don't know his number." Sarah said.
Christa held up her phone and went on Twitter. "I can find his Twitter and find his number." She began to chuckle as she searched through his Twitter. "Found it!"
She dialed the number, and then cleared her throat before John Laurinaitis answered.
"Hello?"
"Hello? Is this Mr. John Laurinaitis?" Christa asked with a little girly voice.
"That it is." John replied politely. "What can I do for you?"
Christa started to giggle, "What is the size of your penis?" That even made Sarah start to giggle.
"What?" John asked.
"What is the size of your penis?" Christa repeated. "Is it the size of a pill bottle or is it the size of a pill?" Both she and Sarah were covering up laughs.
"Who is this?" He asked angrily.
"Oh nobody in particular." Christa answered. "Now would you please answer the question?"
John hung up and when he did, Sarah and Christa busted out laughing.
"That was actually pretty funny!" Sarah commented laughing. "And I'm not the perverted one!"
"He'll never find out who it was!" Christa laughed.
When the laughing stopped, Sarah grabbed Christa again and ran out the door. "Let's go!"
Me: So what do you guys think so far? It's just the Smackdown Chapter wait until the Impact Chapter :D :D Lol Read and Review Everyone :D :D