Diclaimer: I Don't own ssbb Nintendo does

When fangirls find the smash mansion the men will be screaming

The Fan-girl attack

When fan-girls find the smash bros hideout all the men will be running and screaming for their lives.

Disclaimer: I don't own the smash bros Nintendo does. If I did zelink peachxmario, snakexsmaus would be real.

Chapter 1: Ike's misfortune and some of link's tragedy

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It was early morning, the sun had barely risen and someone was banging the door at the smash mansion. Everyone was asleep apart from Ike who had been getting in some extra practice.

"Who could that be at this hour?" Ike said to himself as he reached to open the door. Before opening the door, Ike listened intently to check if anyone was there. However the breath of what could have been up to 100 people was audible to Ike's trained ear.

"Yea, who is it?" Ike said calmly. As he opened the door not knowing what to expect, his eyes widened because he saw the horror that was outside. Over one hundred fan girls were outside.

"OMG its Ike"

"Let's get him"

"Be my boyfriend"

Ike stumbled backwards, tripping over his cape.

"Oh my god, NO!" Ike screamed as the closest girl got his hands on Ike. He got dragged off by them into the stillness that was still early morning and all you could hear was the sound of clothes being ripped and kisses but no one was awake to hear. However Link and Zelda, sharing a room nearer to the door, woke up and decided to investigate.

"What the heck is that racket?" Link asked.

"I don't know" Zelda replied, raising her shoulders.

"Hold on I'll go check." Link said leaving the confines of the hallway to check what was happening.

He put on his slippers and walked out the front door, finding it open.
"What was that sound, it reminded me of Ike when we scared him that one time, but no...It couldn't be." Link thought to himself as he walked out the door.
"I wonder who left this door open?" link said to him quietly as he turned around to enter the mansion again.

Unfortunately for him there were two stray fan girls, ready to ambush him.
All of Link's training couldn't have got him ready for this moment. Surprisingly his Hylian ears didn't pick up their movement.

"Poor link all alone" one of the girls said.

Links eyes widen at the sight of the girl. She dived into the boy, knocking him into the ground. The second girl also dived onto them managing to tears a piece of his hair off. Link knocked her off of and wiggled out of the grip of the other girl. However as he tried to get into the mansion the first girl managed to steal one of his slippers.

"Yes I got one of his slippers and you have a piece of his hair!" she said before running off. Her friend followed closely behind; however she turned back to link with a creepy smile on her face. She blew a kiss to the Hylian and said.
"I'll be coming back Elf Boy!" giggling as she turned to leave.

"Hey come back here with my favourite slipper and my hair!" link yelled at them, he didn't know whether to be scared or mad.

That yell woke up everyone from their sleep.

"What's with all the yelling?" Mario screamed, still in his night clothes. The rest of the smashers were closely behind wearing whatever clothes' they slept in.

"Beep beep boop beep!" Rob said with a suspected hint of annoyance in his voice.

Translation: "I need at least 8 hour of sleep so my batteries could recharge!"

Zelda walked up to Link and examined his hair. She noticed that part of his hair was missing and also that he was wearing one slipper.

"Um Link, what happened to your hair and slipper?" she asks confused out of her mind.

A booming laughter was heard from the back of the group, everybody turned round to look at the source of the laughter.

"That boy finally got a decent hair cut, finally!" Ganondorf said before turning to go back to bed.

Link looked up angrily "What! No I didn't, some girl just did this to me a minute ago."

At this all the men froze, including Ganondorf whose face paled incredibly.

"WHAAAAT" Marth screamed, before fainting.

"DID YOU JUST SAY A GIRL DID THAT?" Mario asked like he was petrified.

Link raises an eyebrow "Well yeah. Why is that bad, apart from me losing what I lost?"

All the men screamed "YES IT'S WAY BAD. FAN GIRLS HAVE FOUND US."

Authors notes: Good? Bad? Please review have to give props to CeoBrain helped me out with this