Was That Incest or Masturbation?

Summary: Giotto's just had sex with Tsuna. What's bad is that Tsuna is his 'you-know-what'. Worse, he made Tsuna pregnant… Mpreg, incest, masturbation, Semi-AU, slight OOC, G27.

Disclaimer: Katekyo Hitman Reborn does not belong to me! If it did, a lot of questions would be answered…

Me: I'm finally doing a G27 story after doing so many 00xFEM!27 ones. This one's based on a funny video I watched on Youtube.

Giotto: This is probably one of the worst stories you've written.

Tsuna: *nods*

Me: *ignores* So, let the story begin!

Giotto was sitting on his bed thinking while Tsuna sat on the floor reading a book. Suddenly, Giotto spoke.

"Tsuna."

'Yeah?"

"You're my reincarnation, right?"

"Yup."

"So basically, I'm you and you're me."

"Yup."

"But you're also my great-great-great-grandson, right?"

"Yup."

"So that thing we did last week…"

"Yeah?"

"Was that incest or masturbation?"

"…" Tsuna flipped a page.

"Tsuna?"

"What?"

"Whatcha doing?"

"Reading about male pregnancy."

"WHAAAAAAAAAAT?" Giotto yelled. "YOU MEAN YOU'RE P-P-P-P-PREG…!"

"Well, even when having sex with yourself, you should use protection."

Giotto fainted and fell off the bed.

Tsuna grinned.

"Teehee."

Me: I'm such an evil person. :D But hm… incest or masturbation… It's so hard to choose.

Giotto and Tsuna: We hate you, Author.

Me: Aww! Gio-chan and Tsu-chan are such meanies!

Giotto and Tsuna: DON'T CALL IS THAT!

Me: Ah ah~! Anyway, please be nice and click the review button desu! Please and thank you!